totally not my real hair

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Local lesbian can’t contain her laughter (or her hair) while taking selfies featuring a new nose piercing.

Have a great day everyone! 💛

anonymous asked:

why do you always say 'how dare u' when people ask about your hair?

HOW DARE U 

Nah just kidding- it’s actually just me joking, to be honest, I don’t intend to be rude. I don’t mind people asking me if my pink hair is real and I can totally understand WHY I get asked that. A few people I know who do self inserty things often give their character a different hair colour to take it away from the fact it’s ‘them’- whereas me I don’t give a shit and I’m like ‘yeah lol it’s definitely me’. :’) 

Hi my name is Donald Dark’ness Candy Corn Dementia Trump and I have long totally real orange hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like an orangutan (AN: if u don’t know what that is is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Vladimir Putin but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire and I go to a magic school called Trump University in New York where I steal money from all the students who think it’s a real school (I’m seventy). I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing orange foundation, orange tanning spray, orange eyeliner and orange eye shadow. I was walking outside the White House. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hi my name is Erik Ange de Musique Apollo Dark'ness Destler and I have semi long black hair that’s totally real hair that reaches my neck and burning yellow eyes like molten gold and a lot of people tell me I look like Don Juan (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to The Angel of Music but I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have deathly pale skin. I’m also a composer, and I run an opera in France where I'm in my sixth month of training a soprano (I'm forty something). I’m a theater kid (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Opera Populaire’s old costumes and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing aa red and gold long shirt with puffy sleeves and red tights, leather gloves, a huge hat with red and white feathers and black musketeer boots. I was wearing a gold skull mask with blood red tears flowing down from the eye sockets and a long red cape with the words “don’t touch me” written in French. I was walking outside in the Palais Garnier’s masquarade. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of opera patrons stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Erik Ange de Musique Apollo Dark'ness Destler!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Christine Daae!

Howdy everyone! Its Cass again, but I’ve decided on the name Xander! So Xander again for another beautiful TST! Demiboy, he/him/his, and really enjoying my spring break. This was what I wore to go to the dinner theatre to see Mary Poppins! A beautiful production. Also feeling great cause my new binder came in the mail (And my hair is totally on point lets just be real here). Party time! Y’all are beautiful! Have a wonderful morning/day/evening!!