Hinamori and Aizen fight over Shinji
As requested by anon. :)
Sometimes Bleach characters argue. Today, Hinamori and Aizen are going to argue about which one of them most deserves to be with Shinji!
Hinamori: I-I don’t know if I can do this…
Hinamori: My argument isn’t very strong…
Hinamori: All I have is the fact that…
Hinamori: HE ACTUALLY LIKES ME
Hinamori: I AM HIS BELOVED LIEUTENANT
Hinamori: AND I NEVER TURNED HIM AND HIS FRIENDS INTO HOLLOWS
Aizen: You are right, Hinamori. Your argument is very weak.
Aizen: It is true that you have never been even slightly evil towards Hirako.
Aizen: But that is very problem, isn’t? Hirako is a singularly twisted individual. He needs someone a little evil.
Hinamori: That must be a problem for you, then. Since you are very, very, very evil.
Aizen: Am I though?
Aizen: I do things that are violent. I do things that those of lesser intellect cannot understand. But everything I do, is aimed at making the universe better.
Aizen: And Hirako is one of the few people who could understand that.
Aizen: Which is why he secretly loves me.
Hinamori: He tried to kill you.
Aizen: That’s how I know!
Hinamori: No, see, people who like each other don’t try to kill each other.
Aizen: Normal people, maybe. Hirako isn’t normal.
Hinamori: Well, that is true. He has a tongue stud. He likes to insult people affectionately. He thinks writing backwards is cool.
Hinamori: But all that makes him, you know, a little quirky. Not stabbing-is-a-form-of-love deranged like you.
Hinamori: I mean, we can both agree that he likes Hiyori, right?
Hinamori: And he has never stabbed her. He protects her, argues with her, and gets very upset when YOU got her cut in half.
Aizen: Gin did that.
Hinamori: You’ve done nothing but hurt him. I really don’t understand why you think you have a shot here.
Aizen: Hirako and I have so much in common. We were both in Squad 5. We are both very intelligent and very twisted. We both have perception swords.
Aizen: Plus,there is just so much sexual tension between us.
Hinamori: No, see, you’re mixing up sexual tension and horrible soul-crushing evil again.
Hinamori: Compare the relationship between Hirako and me. We work well together. He’s the only person who, well, doesn’t treat me like a porcelain doll. We’re not too similar, but we have a lot in common.
Hinamori: Including being hurt by you.
Aizen: I think I see what you are saying, Hinamori.
Aizen: You are saying that a fight between you and me over Hirako is pointless.
Aizen: Because it is clearly an OT3 situation.
Aizen: I am the glue that holds you and Hirako together.
Aizen: No! I am the Love Butterfly flitting between you!
Aizen: Everything is clear now!
Aizen: ….I mean, I totally called this. Like, ages ago.
Hinamori: Captain Hirako was right.
Hinamori: Visiting you in prison has made me feel strangely better!