totally best girl

About ships

Boy and Girl: *blush at each other*

People: it’s canon.

Two boys: *blush at each other, hug, think about each other all day, hold hands, stare at each other lovingly, dream about each other, share lots of intimate affectionate moments*

People: look at those bros! Such strong friendship!

People: *brush hands with friends of the same gender* no homo!

We’ve had the anniversary with 3 Doctors fighting each other about practically everything, but I would pay real money to see Missy and Simm’s Master teaming up, like. First of all it would be hilarious to see the Doctor struggling to contain not one but TWO Masters, and secondly I imagine it as the total opposite of the Doctors meeting each other.

What I think would happen:

  • They would totally check each other out and be massively impressed. “Is that what I look like now?? I’m hot!”
  • Staying up late and talking about 500 different ways to pester planet Earth.
  • Staying up late and talking about boys, i.e. the Doctor. “He is so my boyfriend now” - “Shut up! Really?? I always knew he had a thing for me”
  • More talking about boys, i.e. the Doctor. “He’s Scottish now. I quite like it.” - “No! Really? Not fair!”
  • One of them can cause chaos, two of them cause utter mayhem. The Doctor would have all hands full juggling the both of them while they play as innocent as possible.
  • Both of them flirting with 12 simultaneously and not even 12 is oblivious enough not to see where that is going because the Master is hilariously unsubtle and Missy and him continuously try to outdo each other, resulting in 12 almost refusing to save the planet because he can’t handle all the attention anymore and he just really wants to be left alone.
  • Both of them realising they totally fucked up and got more than they bargained for with their plan and counting on the Doctor to fix it while they try to think of a new way to get his attention.

“Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?”