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Okay, random Gravity Falls headcanons before I fall asleep:
1. I actually headcanons Wendy to be Aromantic. I mean, she never was really “into” any of the people she dated, even to the point of “oh crap, I never actually broke up with that one guy!”. Her relationship with Robbie was literally him asking and her going “eh, why not?” Because romance is so normalized that she just goes along with it. And you don’t have to be “in love” to have someone break your heart because you thought they actually cared about you.
2. Because of this, if any of her friends fall in love with a supernatural creature that human courts don’t recognize as existing, Wendy and her friend get legally married for tax benefits because tax benefits.

Antique Kisses

    “What’s that?”

    At the sound of her astonished gasp, Mistel lifted his eyes from the molded vase in his hands. Annie was leaning over the counter, her elbows rested against the smooth surface with her palms pressed against her cheeks. Curiosity clouded her usual crisp features as she watched him with sharp, amber eyes.

    Mistel offered a smile. “It’s an original. Almost over a hundred years old.”

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anonymous asked:

Has a Kai & Korra headcanons list been done yet?

no but it should be done

  • Kai and Korra working out - just so much training and sparring and stuff and they’d love it and they’d also be really competitive
  • really immature pranks like whoopie cushions but not to each other oh no
  • TO MAKO PRANKING MAKO OK WOULD BE LIKE THEIR FAVOURITE THING
  • “real mature guys” and they’re just giggling
  • Kai seeing Korra as an older sister and she sees him as a cool little brother
  • Kai teasing Korra when he surpasses her in height 
  • DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY WOULD EAT LIKE NOODLES AND PIZZA AND STUFF OH GOD
  • Korra introducing Kai to traditional Southern Water Tribe food
  • they’d both love really really bad movies and laugh so hard at all these corny jokes
  • and burping contests totally
  • Korra teasing Kai about Jinora, “But in all seriousness,” the avatar adds, “don’t even think about hurting her” “wouldn’t dream of it,” 
  • kai and korra friendship oneshot here written by the talented nuktuk
  • Korra’s actually the first person who finds out when Kai’s going to propose to Jinora and she makes Kai “practice” his speech with her
  • and of course when it comes to the actual proposal Kai screws it all up and Jinora says yes and Korra can’t stop laughing
  • they’d go clubbing together yes and Korra’s the one who teaches him how to handle his liquor
  • Kai always feeling grateful to Korra because she was the one who gave him a chance so whenever anyone badmouths Korra he’s like “WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY”
  • protective little brother of the Avatar 
  • Kai wondering if his mother kinda looked like Korra and he starts to think of her as a sort of surrogate mother/cool fun aunt
  • and Kai would adore Naga oh my god
  • Kai & Korra being besties ok

thanks for asking!

Okay, random Gravity Falls headcanons before I fall asleep:
1. I actually headcanons Wendy to be Aromantic. I mean, she never was really “into” any of the people she dated, even to the point of “oh crap, I never actually broke up with that one guy!”. Her relationship with Robbie was literally him asking and her going “eh, why not?” Because romance is so normalized that she just goes along with it. And you don’t have to be “in love” to have someone break your heart because you thought they actually cared about you.
2. Because of this, if any of her friends fall in love with a supernatural creature that human courts don’t recognize as existing, Wendy and her friend get legally married for tax benefits because tax benefits.

anonymous asked:

your brotps are totally rad omg, my brotp is GrayLu. THEY ARE SUCH ADORABLE BESTIES and they totally tease each other for little things like besties do and ahhhh I love graylu as best friends :3

I brotp Graylu as well and otp them heheh they are just so adorable!!

thebestvillan asked:

HELLO {;D}

Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [*whistles*] Again, again.
  • [x] Kiss you back.
  • [if he can get Allen to ask for it] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [Play it cool Kuro, if you seem too eager then how can you properly make the bae flustered?] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [teasing] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [reality] YES.

Sex?:

  • [x] Let’s do it.
  • [x] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [Allen’s hot and Kuro is attracted] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [You already did~] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [] Yes.
  • [] No.

Anon: oh ym GOD can you do a blurb where you’re east asian and they (any boy) tease you about like anime or manga omf

omg ok so i feel like michael would totally tease about anime or manga, whether or not you actually read and watched them or not. but like saying you did, you could have a little Hello Kitty phone case or something and he would tease you about it because its for children but you loved Hello Kitty growing up so screw him. but again you could be watching somehting like Naruto or Dragon Ball Z and he would make fun of you but in the end he secretly loved watching animes with you ((and tbh you would always get even with him by making fun of his colorful hair that makes him look like an anime character lbr!!))

-Hana

anonymous asked:

5 for davey C:

  • 5: Describe your character’s dream date.

Kris says Davey’s dream date would be more about comfort than anything else, and honestly more about the person than whatever they ended up doing. He would love just to take his date to his favourite pizza place and head back to his apartment with a box of leftovers to lay on the couch and watch horror movies (bonus points if his date is scared, though he would totally tease them about it) until an ungodly hour and probably fall asleep curled up together with the tv still on.

anonymous asked:

Egoplier headcannon thing. So like, Mark and Arin are each enjoying a milkshake or sommin, and mark get froth on his upper lip. Arin notices and says "Ya got a little something there" Mark knows theres somthing there but he acts doofy and goes "Where? I don't think there is you just seeing things" and is just dicking around to make Arin angry. Arin has had enough, he reaches over the table and kisses Mark,making sure to get the froth off. He pulls away and goes "there,but i think i got it"

aAAAA yESSSS!! arin can be that guy who’ll steal kisses or take any opportunity he can to kiss him anD i totally agree w/ mark teasing him like that yeyeyE

thepoeticnerd asked:

How was AOU? Was it good? Was it squeal-worthy? DID IT HAVE CLINTASHA?

I won’t spoil anything BUT IM SHAKING AND TRIPPING AROUND AND IM NOT OKAY NOT OKAY NOPE NO CUS LIKE FUCKING FEELS AND FUCKING AWESOMENESS AND EVERYTHING IS GOOD

Edit: there are things I wish they would have done with certain characters, but with the way wheedon directs and the rumors that have been going on I’m not surprised. (Also I know it totally teasing doing this an being so vague but I can’t tag from my phone and I think people should be able to watch it themselves. Plus I’m making no sense atm so please excuse that :P)