total eclipse

Leonardo DiCaprio Photographed by David LaChapelle, Hollywood 1996

Eclipse Tip:

Don’t look at the sun during totality, look at your family. Your friends. Look at their faces. During the few minutes of darkness, the alien technology used to disguise their real faces will be disabled and their true forms will be revealed. Make sure your loved ones are actually human. If they are in disguise, use your phone to check your own face. There are things about your heritage they may be hiding from you. This is your only chance until the next eclipse in 2024.