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What I’ve Learned From “TD High”  *WARNING: SPOILERS*
  • Gwen’s life is a mess
  • Gwen’s mom’s name is Martha? And she’s still in love with her husband that left her??
  • Gwen and Shawn are related??
  • JASMINE AND LASHAWNA ARE RELATED??
  • Everyone runs off either crying and/or screaming
  • Everyone is gay
  • Everyone is considered a slut and/or a whore
  •  Popularity is everything
  • Lashawna is a bad hairdresser
  •  NEVER TRUST TEENAGERS WITH CARS. AT ALL.
  • Amy is a baby killer
  • You can be prom king and queen as a junior in high school
  •  You can go to jail for a couple days just for murder, but for selling drugs it’s a few weeks
  • Even as a goth girl you can still get pretty attractive popular guys
  • The biggest insult you can get it about your split ends
  • Heather is a homophone
  • Noah’s gay ass never shows up on time
  •  SAMY IS PURE EVIL EVEN THOUGH SHE’S SUPPOSE TO BE THE NICE TWIN??
  • Literally everyone dies
  • Everyone is in love with everyone
  • High school students can work as a nurse or doctor in the hospital??
  • Everyone is a cheater
  • plottwistsplottwistsplottwists
  • School buses just randomly explode
  • Heather only cares about popularity and clothes ((that was a given though))
  • Because you’re a female, you automatically get blamed for being a murderer
  • Shawn is the only brother ((and sibling)) of Gwen and he dies
  • Mal only kills females
  • Brick is a dick to homosexuals, but later comes out as one
  • Dakota is a loser even though she has paparazzi all around??
  • Dakota is pretty desperate
  • Scott is a fucking idiot
  • Noah is an emo gay lunatic
  • MARTHA IS SUCH A BADASS OMG
  •  NoahxLightning forever fuck Rodney
  • Lashawna is gay for Gwen and writes pretty emotional poems
  • Ridonculus Univercity is in both Canada((I’m guessing)) and Italy and is looking for artists
  • Gwen would drop the opportunity to go to Italy just to be with her dick boyfriend that doesn’t even remember her
  • You can get out of going to jail by showing the cops a suicide letter
  • You can learn how to steal a phone from a back packet in jail
  • You can hook up with murderers in jail
  • The best way to commit suicide is running in front of your crush’s car and getting ran over
  • The second best is swallowing pills and calling everyone about it to make them feel bad
  • Everyone hates everyone
  • Heather thinks Gwen is cool???
  • Lightening is bi??
  • There is a King and Queen of Graduation Day
  •  When you get hit in the head with a pole, you gain your memory back
  •  You can elope on a plane to Italy
  • Grammar doesn’t matter
  • Plot development doesn’t matter
  • Character development doesn’t matter
  • I’ve never been so attached to a series
  • I’ve never cried so hard in my life
  •  I want to attend TD High in the fall
  •  Please make Ridonculus Univercity series pls
if youre a true duncney shipper then you’ll agree with me when i say that we all used to enjoy those youtube videos of our fave otp that are just fanart slideshows with “every time we touch” or “be my bad boy” by cascada playing in the background.

Originally posted by fangirlofeverything14-blog