total cool total power

i hate when i’m reading a review about Jurassic World, and they say something like “all claire did was run around in heels screaming and crying. so sexist.” and i’m like are you fucking sure that’s all she did? did you forget about the part where claire saves owens ass by hitting that flying pterodactyl with the gun and shooting it like three times? remember that? Or when claire drove that damn van and rammed into a raptor on purpose??? Or, or, how about when claire fucking left the safety of that carnival game stand looking bungalow shit and ran out in the open, risking her fucking life, yelling at lowery to open paddock 9 which housed a t fucking rex, and loured it out with a lit flare, leading it to the i fucking rex, all in heels???!!????!?!?! 




So long story short Skeleton King needs to be overthrown so Princess!Nova enlists the help of Cowboy!Sprx to get her there and she drags her bodyguard Knight!Otto along with her. Along the way they run into Vampire!Gibson, who helps them out both because they’re totally helpless without his medical help and because he’s really lonely okay. 

Aaand they’ll probably also get Ghost!Antauri and Zombie-Monster!Chiro along the way. And maybe Mummy!Mandarin. 

And there you go an AU I’ll never do anything with except cute sketches. Drawing cowboy hats is fun and you should all check out the captions. It’s 2 AM I am tired.

“Queen of the Dead”

Lydia is tired of everyones’ ineptitude when it comes to dealing with all the bullshit that goes down in Beacon Hills, so she puts those wonderful banshee skills to use and resurrects herself an army of untimely snuffed women to kick some ass and get shit done.

anonymous asked:

What about a post-reconciliation scenario where Misaki and Saruhiko have to babysit Minoru and Megumi? Maybe they have to stay over in the SaruMi apartment for a week or something while their parents go on a trip? I just think the idea has potential for cuteness!

Maybe it happens that it’s the first free weekend Fushimi’s had since the end of S2 and he and Yata haven’t really had a lot of time to have their talk so Yata invites him over for the weekend. Except it turns out that Yata’s parents have like some kind of family emergency on his stepdad’s side and Yata’s mom calls him because they need to go out of town but there’s no one to watch Minoru and Megumi. Yata tries to explain that he and Fushimi had plans and his mom is like oh you can bring Saruhiko with you, Minoru and Megumi have been asking about him. In the end Yata gives in and says he’ll be there in a bit. He tells Fushimi what happened and at first Fushimi’s like no way I’m leaving but Yata manages to convince him to come along because they can still talk and besides Yata’s siblings haven’t seen Fushimi in forever.

So they get to Yata’s old place and his mom greets them and fusses over Fushimi since it’s been so long and look at how skinny and unhealthy you still are. She gives Yata their contact numbers and what to do in an emergency and Yata’s like come on I’m fine, Yata’s mom isn’t so sure about that but she figures well, you’ll probably be all right since Saruhiko’s here too. Meanwhile Megumi and Minoru come to the door and Yata’s like hey, your big brother is here to babysit you. They ignore him and go straight for Fushimi, Minoru asking Fushimi all this stuff about what happened with jungle and Megumi keeps hugging his legs and poor Fushimi has no idea what to do. Yata’s a little offended at being ignored but watching Fushimi and kids is cute so he doesn’t mind so much. They hustle the kids inside and it’s about lunch time so Yata asks what everyone wants for lunch. They want whatever Saru’s having, Yata’s like no you need to eat actual healthy food and I mean all of you. Fushimi clicks his tongue and looks away, Yata makes healthy rice with pineapples for everyone.

The rest of the weekend is spent wrangling children and trying to talk to each other in between. Having Minoru and Megumi there actually helps things a little because whenever there’s like a tense moment or it seems like someone’s said the wrong thing the kids will show up and start wanting attention and asking questions that even Fushimi can’t get too annoyed about answering. They both dance around the thing where they weren’t friends for a while because they don’t really want to talk about it in front of Yata’s siblings but Minoru at least seems to get that there was something weird between Yata and Fushimi. He asks Fushimi about it at one point when Yata’s in the other room cooking and Fushimi grudgingly admits maybe, Minoru is surprised because they were so close and he asks if Fushimi’s gonna leave again. Fushimi doesn’t really know how to respond but then Yata shows up with food and smiles at him and Fushimi’s breath catches a little. Minoru and Megumi note this and decide to play matchmaker between their stupid brother and their brother’s awesome boyfriend and spend the rest of the weekend trying sneaky ways to get Fushimi and Yata together.

anonymous asked:

Random Strain turns Scepter 4 into magical girls ?

Oh oh just imagine Munakata’s transformation sequence, the sparkles. Fushimi would be totally embarrassed about the magical girl thing but maybe this Strain is sneaky and figured that it would defeat Scepter 4 by sealing their powers so he has no choice. Like Fushimi, Munakata, Awashima and the alphabet squad all get hit and suddenly none of them can use their powers at all and their swords have all turned into magic rods. Munakata innocently makes a comment about how his rod appears to be the largest, Fushimi has no comment. No one quite knows what to do except Enomoto, whose intimate knowledge of magical girl anime has finally come in handy. The only problem is he’s not really sure what the proper transformation phrase is so they’re all stuck for the time being. Meanwhile the Strain’s causing all kinds of havoc in the city and finally Doumyoji’s like, ‘well, these are our swords so maybe the transformation phrase is just like drawing them? Like I throw this in the air and shout, Doumyoji, battou–!’ And that’s when suddenly the air around him shimmers and he gets his own transformation sequence (naked, of course, certain parts hidden by strategic floating bubbles). Next thing you know there’s Doumyoji standing there in what’s basically a pastel Scepter 4 uniform covered in lace and ribbons. His magic rod has turned into a cool-looking sword with a unicorn on the hilt and he thinks it’s awesome. Munakata’s glasses shine as he’s like very well then, everyone, battou! Cue each member of the alphabet squad getting their own transformation sequence in order, all with varying different colors and sparkly backgrounds. Awashima goes next and she gets an extra fancy one with hearts everywhere. Her outfit involves a miniskirt covered in blue ribbons that is nonetheless less revealing than her normal clothes. She feels a bit self conscious about it but Munakata praises her elegance and style. Then of course Munakata must do his transformation and there are so many sparkles everywhere. He probably gets a little crown with his too and maybe a cape. Sparkles pour off the cape with his every move, Munakata is so pleased at the way it swishes.

So the only one left standing there in normal clothes in Fushimi who is like no fucking way. Munakata just looks at him expectantly and finally Fushimi’s just like ‘fuck my life. Fushimi battou.’ Fushimi’s transformation sequence is of course the most magical girl of them all with the longest naked sequences and lingering closeups. Also unlike the rest of the alphabet squad, Fushimi ends up in a pink floofy skirt like something out of Cardcaptor Sakura. Munakata is charmed by Fushimi’s adorableness, Fushimi is the angriest magical girl ever. He does feel slightly better later on when they go chasing after the strain and it turns out that Fushimi’s ribbons can turn into knives (think Mami in Madoka Magica but with knives instead of guns). Once the Strain is dealt with Fushimi is ready to undo his transformation but Munakata notes that the power has not worn off yet and they should remain in costume just in case anything else comes up. Two hours later a random member of the filing department comes into the office to get some paperwork from Special Forces to find everyone sitting at their desks working while dressed in elaborate fancy outfits. Fushimi’s sitting in the corner grumbling to himself while absently turning a ribbon into a knife and back again.