total bamfs

Minerva McGonagall knew Augusta Longbottom’s Charms score, but she’s not old enough to have taught Neville’s grandmother

So they must have gone to school together and now I’m just picturing this awesome rivalry between the two of them.

  • Augusta’s in Ravenclaw, and Minerva’s in Gryffindor and they’re both prefects with damn near perfect grades
  • They take a special pleasure in showing one another up in class
  • When Minerva gets Head Girl, it crushes Augusta (and maybe Minerva lets up her teasing about the Charms OWL.  Maybe.  Just a little)
  • Two words: Quidditch rivalry
  • I mean they both respect each other deep down, but they’re competitive and extremely skilled, and neither one backs down easily
  • When they’re paired to practice dueling in DADA they can literally go for hours, and it usually ends in stalemates because the professor just kicks them out
  • When they hear people are starting to place bets on their fights, they hunt down the gamblers together, and no one ever really feels like crossing them again
  • Albus Dumbledore once remarked it was fortunate that the Sorting Hat put Minerva in Gryffindor because he didn’t think Hogwarts could survive the two of them working together for long 

anonymous asked:

I'm gonna need you to GIF the whole episode of Gotham last night. Mainly the parts where Bruce is a total Baddass <3

I’ll will do that for sure, because a) Bruce this episode was total bamf b) because David acted his ass off, and he impressed me so much in certain moments I’m still in awe of his performance.

  • for example when he sees what’s going on in that amusement park that Jerome took him too, the chaos, and the violence and death.
  • The second one when he’s trying to escape and that pin falls and he looks up, he looks so lost and scared, David nailed that. 
  • The third one when he picks up that piece of glass and holds it over Jerome’s face, then he looks at himself in the mirror and just …screams, that was hella powerful. 
  • And the last one when he sees Alfred that he thought was dead and almost breaks down in tears. 

In conclusion David Mazouz is terrific actor, and we’re so lucky he’s our Bruce Wayne. Sorry for that rambling, I’m still so impressed by that episode. This is why I started watching this show people, and after 3 and a half seasons I finally got to see it.

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Ok so I have a thirst for some steve/darcy but I have criteria… normal Darcy who isn’t in with all of the avengers, isn’t a total bamf (you know the ‘i can kick all your assets just wAtch me also I am the most competent human being to ever human’ kind of bamf), and Steve is not the most awkward virgin to ever live.

Basically I’m looking for something like boombangbing’s work so I don’t have to re-read the direction series for the tenth time.

Rec me. PLEASE.

10 reasons to watch How To Get Away With Murder

1. Without Viola Davis already making the entire show already, she gives us Annalise Keating who is a total BAMF who’s monologues will leave you taken back in awe at the total power she has and she loves and protects everyone even when they don’t always deserve it

2. Alfred Enoch has an English accent that will blow your freaking mind if you were a Harry Potter fan and his character Wes Gibbons is an immigrant, orphan and you see him progressively getting more problematic throughout the show but it’s great

3. Gay Relationship: Coliver, cute af, and for once there’s no stereotypes placed upon the two like in every other tv show or movie ever, EXTREMELY problematic yes but adorable nonetheless and you never seem to stop rooting for them 

4. Michaela freaking Pratt, played by the most ever gorgeous Aja Naomi King, has the most interesting background by far and just a total boss ass bitch that knows how to get the job done while just absolutely slaying 

4. Laurel Castillo played by Karla Souza is a bilingual underdog goddess who will rise when no one is watching 

5. Asher Millstone, played by Matt McGorry, is the best slow burn of your life how he goes from 0 to 100 with the most character development by far on the show and will always leave you laughing 

6. Connor Walsh, played by Jack Falahee, never shows it but cares deeply for people when they need it most but also gives no fucks about who disagrees with him, also a hoe but we love him (also my favorite character !!!!!! )

7. You have this character who is an absolute ray of sunshine Rebecca Sutter who looks like she could kill you with one look but is actually the biggest softie on the show and in real life played by Katie Findlay 

8. Season 2 you get the most gorgeous adopted siblings Caleb and Catherine Hapstall who’s storyline will NEVER leave you bored played by Kendrick Sampson and Amy Okuda 

9. Eve freaking Rothlow who is the cutest, hottest person ever who saves the day when no one else can and is just way too precious for us played by the gorgeous Famke Janssen 

10. The cast has the best friendship and their dynamic with each other is so great and they live tweet and like your tweets and are so down to earth its crazy  (and they’re also really gorgeous) 

So yes you should totally watch this show because it is so diverse and amazing and just all around yes :))

yoakaten  asked:

Do you know any slytherin!Harry fics?? ( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

I am OBSESSED, OBSESSED I TELL YOU, with Slytherin!Harry fanfics!

  • Cunning and Ambition Series - by MinaAndChao
    One small gesture and one simple sentence change lives, and through it, history. Harry Potter has found out he’s a wizard and is on his way Hogwarts. He is found by a boy on the train. Who knew one simple sentence and one simple gesture could change history?
    (The first book from this series was the first Slytherin!Harry fic I ever read, and Cunning and Ambition is what got me into the whole trope. I loved Narcissa as she’s a total BAMF, and the whole series has so many heartwarming and heartbreaking moments! Note: Series goes from years 1-5, but year 6 has unfortunately been abandoned :’( )

  • Leo Inter Serpentes Series - by Aeternum
    Just one conversation between two eleven year old boys goes slightly differently, and the world changes. Just how much will be different with Harry being sorted into Slytherin, and how much will stay the same?
    (A re-write of the HP series with a Slytherin!Harry. Despite sounding a lot like the Cunning and Ambition Series, it really isn’t. It’s very unique in its own way with heapsss of fluff, mentor!Snape (holy hells, you will definitely see Snape in a new light), and will honestly bring out everyone’s inner Slytherin Pride)

  • Sacrifices Arc - by Lightning on the Wave
    Harry’s twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won’t let Harry stay in the shadows.
    (HOLY MOLY OKAY This whole series is over 2 MILLION WORDS!! That’s twice the length of the original Harry Potter books! Not gonna lie, the Sacrifices Arc was an incredibly long read and took me quite a few months to finish - but gods it was worth it. This series is quite controversial amongst fans due to the length of the work, and many people believe that the author rambled on too much. But then again, there were others (like me!) who fell in love with this story. I mean, the world this author creates is so exceptionally vast and detailed, and all of the characters - and I mean ALL of the characters - are so beautifully written. This series will make you love characters you would’ve originally hated or disliked, and will make turn against and hate other characters you would’ve loved previously. I could go on and on about how much I worship this series, but I’ll stop myself before this turns into a 10 page essay)

  • The Owlery and the Slytherin - by writcraft (11k)
    After the war, Kingsley Shacklebolt sends Harry Potter back to Hogwarts as a Slytherin, hoping he can restore the house name and break down ingrained prejudice. When Harry returns to school with his grumpy owl Bandit and robes which feel all wrong, he finds friendship and in the most unexpected of places.
    (Draco is the master of wit and snark in this fic, and the banter between our two boys is perfect as always. Super cute!)

  • Ceteris Paribus - by charlotteschaos (2k)
    Sorted into Slytherin rather than Gryffindor, Harry embraces shades of grey and is the better for it.
    (A Slytherin!Harry cunningly uses his money to free Draco from Azkaban after killing Dumbledore)

  • A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing - by mahaliem (44k)
    Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he’s a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
    (I absolutely adored Gryffindor!Draco in this story, there honestly isn’t enough fanfics out there with him being a lion! The ending got me really emotional when Draco had to revert back to his original universe, but thank god there was still a happy ending!)

  • Slytherin Lovers - by Hijja (5k)
    After losing their Quidditch game, Draco gets to spank Harry.
    (Harry has lost his house the Quidditch Cup, and now Draco gets to spank him for punishment. Kinky and hot)

  • Wade in the Water - by RedOrchid (5k)
    Harry asks his best friend to help him with the second task of the Triwizard Tournament.
    (A story in which Draco is Harry’s stolen treasure in the 2nd task, and Draco has problems with his feelings towards Harry)

  • House Colours - by sarka (13k)
    I will infinitely love anyone who can pull off a good Slytherin!Harry/Gryffindor!Draco. Honestly. Kinks include: possessiveness, jealousy, ties, and secrecy.
    (This story was amazing in the sense that even when they’re in different houses the author was able to keep Harry and Draco’s canon characterisation true to form. It was such a beautiful and well-written story!)

  • Progressive Displacement by GatewayGirl (21k)
    Harry didn’t mean the wish that way. From his point of view, it hadn’t even worked.
    (Harry wishes he’d never learnt about Horcruxes, and then he’s suddenly transported into a different reality where he didn’t. But the thing is, there are four different realities in this “loop” that Harry’s created - each with their own different version of Harry who’s in Slytherin. Not gonna lie, I was so confused reading this at first, but it was honestly such a great read once you get the hang of it)

  • All Desire in a Day - by Lomonaaeren (28k)
    Draco wants to know what would have happened if Harry had been Sorted into Slytherin. He wants to know more than might be quite good for him.
    (This story gave so much insight into what could’ve happened if Harry was sorted into Slytherin, and it was so realistic as well! There was a heap of angst that had me tearing up at times for Draco, but all in all this was simply fabulous)
wayward daughters would be amazing and I want to write it

OK no but shh, listen to my wisdom:

  • Donna is unfailingly kind and cheerful and supportive of the girls, and it drives Claire nuts, because this isn’t a game, this isn’t fun, her whole family is dead and you can’t just be all happy-smiley-sunshine after that, it’s not possible, right? And one day she just loses it, because what the fuck does Donna know about loss or pain, and what gives her the right to tell Claire or anyone else that it’s going to be okay? And Donna doesn’t falter; just says, very calmly, with a smile that’s only a tiny bit smaller than usual, that she might not know what it’s like to lose the people she loves to monsters, but that doesn’t mean she’s never lost them to anything else; that it takes a different kind of courage to watch your mother die of cancer and still be able to go to work afterwards. And she knows, she knows what people think of her: that because she smiles so much, she must not really understand how bad the world can be, but she’s still a sheriff, she’s still seen terrible things, and she’ll understand if Claire never sees eye to eye with her, but exactly because the world can be so bad at times, Donna thinks it’s all the more important to wring every bit of good from it that you can, even if you still sleep with a gun in reach or an angel sword under your bed. And maybe Claire cries in her lap, and maybe she just nods, but the next time Donna asks the girls if they want to bake with her and Alex rolls her eyes, Claire steps right up and grabs a spoon, and Krissy shrugs and says, “What the hell,” and joins in, and then Alex mutters something about how there’s nothing good on TV anyway, and they make stupid animal-shaped cookies and have a flour fight in the kitchen.
  • Jody and Donna having separate rooms, because most nights they want a bit of peace and time to themselves, but neither of them is really used to sleeping alone, so at first, they don’t sleep all that well. But one night, they both get woken up late by giggling coming from Claire’s room, and when they go in, all three girls are cuddled up in the one bed watching cartoons on an iPad with ghost!Kevin perched nearby, and when the adults look surprised they just raise their eyebrows and look at them like, “What?”. And when Jody looks at Alex in particular, Alex says, “Hey, you told me to find a healthy coping mechanism,” and it’s pretty hard to argue with that, so Jody just tells them to have lights out in an hour and goes back to bed, and when Donna says in the hall that she thinks the girls have the right idea, she says, “If only it was that easy.” But two nights later, after a really bad day and an hour of tossing and turning, she gets up and goes down the hall to Donna’s room and climbs into bed with her, and Donna just beams in her flannel jammies, and Jody just mutters, “Not a word,” and gets in beside her. (And this would make an awesome framing device for a specific episode that begins with everyone sleepless in their own rooms, camera sweeping through the house to Krissy’s narration about loneliness and secrets before we smash-cut to her in the midst of a crime scene, talking to the young girl who’s been witness to a supernatural death; the monster of the week preys on lonely people; the last scene is an identical sweep through the now-shared rooms, and the VO is Krissy again, but this time she’s writing a journal.)
  • An underlying theme of sexual autonomy and discovery where Krissy is the one that everyone else goes to for solid romantic advice, because Alex was used as sexualised bait for creepy dudes and Claire was nearly raped on the okay of someone she trusted and Donna still has anxieties about her romantic worth because of Doug and Jody once went on an actual date with the King of Hell, never mind the deaths of her husband and Bobby Singer, but Krissy’s breakup with Aiden was healthy and she’s confident and sensible and goes on dates and knows exactly what she wants, and has exactly zero tolerance for dudes who look like they’ll fuck with her ladies. Donna asking Krissy to vet her dates, and Krissy doing it the first couple of times, but then gently telling Donna that she’s awesome enough to trust her own judgement, and Donna believing her. (Which would also make an awesome lead-in for an episode about an abused incubus, where they have an argument about consent and saving monsters and humanity and sex and the creepy villain tries to win onto Krissy and it 9000% does not work.)  
  • Kate and Josephine as girlfriends who work as supernatural scouts, travelling up and down the country looking for lost souls and problem cases: their cover is Josephine travelling to athletic meets (and don’t you love the idea of a human athlete having a werewolf trainer?) and they periodically either check in with the others at the Academy (as they fondly call Jody’s house) or call them out to see what’s going down elsewhere. Plus and also, it turns out that there’s more supernatural creatures than you’d expect hiding out in the athletic and sporting world, given the whole super-speed-and-strength thing a lot of them have, and it kind of pays to keep a finger on that particular pulse.
  • Bring me all the demonised female monsters of world mythology - the nagas and harpies, sirens and succubi, gorgons and furies and medusas - and give me a show where their monstrousness is made distinct from their femininity; where a group of female Hunters is in a position to question the frequently sexist lore that’s been used to demonise them, drawing new distinctions between monsters that are always threats, and monsters that just happen to be female, and monsters that are both.
  • All the girls have dayjobs that help them access different facets of supernatural crime and to help those affected by it, so that, in addition to Josephine the athlete, we have Krissy as a trainee sheriff, Claire working with kids in the foster system and Alex - well. Alex is a bit harder to pin down, because she’s sly and smart and she has no patience for bullshit; she tries her hand at a lot of different jobs, but she always ends up moving on, because she keeps ferreting out secrets and pissing people off, and then one day she ends up figuring out that the bartender at her equally new job is an undercover fed working what they think is a drugs case, but which Alex already knows has a link to something supernatural (literal magic mushrooms, YES), and, well, long story short, it turns out there’s a government agency with an eye on the Hunter world and once Alex pulls their rookie’s ass out of the fire, she gets tapped to train with them, so that she steadily becomes a link between Jody’s girls and the bigger world of supernatural law enforcement.
  • A story built around a strong ensemble cast, but which isn’t pinned to a single location, even though there’s a single place they all come back to, so that everyone gets to develop in different ways and directions; each episode picks a different focal character, and the story goes where they take us, but there’s always the overarching theme of the Academy and their togetherness, even when they’re apart. 
  • Linda Tran as a total BAMF who periodically shows up with a case or an artefact to hide. Linda Tran challenging Jody to a drinking contest, and the two of them sharing an amused glance when Donna asks to join in. Donna and Linda subsequently drinking Jody under the table, the two of them carrying her up to bed and tucking her in before going to sit outside and bonding over a shared love of gardening.
  • Hannah restarting the process in Heaven for the creation of prophets that Metatron turned off. The first new prophet is a teenage girl who ends up at the Academy. She’s our introductory character, and once the others realise what she is - or rather, once ghost!Kevin does - they summon Hannah to explain her purpose.  
  • Dorothy comes back from Oz and resurrects Charlie with Gilda’s help. FIGHT ME.       
New Russian Holmes Watch Party v6.0

Episode 6: Halifax

Get ready because this episode is fucking awesome

Featuring such Classic Moments as:

  • Holmes & Watson on a tandem bike
  • Lestrade being a total BAMF
  • News of Watson’s Hot Fanfics starts to spread
  • Lestrade taking a piss saves the UK economy
  • Sherlock cries, literally sobs
  • Pike Crab Octopus man is in the house
  • L E S T R A D E
  • Literally I cry at Lestrade every time look at this precious angry man who is done with Holmes’ shit

When: Friday 9th June, 11pm BST/GMT+1 (6pm EDT/ 3pm PDT)

Where: Rabb.it - I’ll post a link on my blog to my room before the start of the stream.

Please reblog and spread the word if you’re interested!

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So if Padme is knocked into Obi-Wan’s body, Obi-Wan into Anakin’s and Anakin into Padme’s - we all know that:

A. Padme now knows the benefits of being Force-sensitive and finally understands what’s it all about.

B. Obi-Wan has to deal with a gazillionth amount of Force-sensitivity due to Anakin’s super midichlorian-count.

C. Anakin is left completely Force-blinded, which is a total shock to a guy who used to have the highest Force-sensitivity from every other Jedi.

BUT HE GETS TO BE IN PADME’S BODY SO THIS ARGUMENT IS COMPLETELY INVALID.

Based on this conversation with cadesama and skygawker .
Star Wars fandom, ladies and gentlemen. 

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The New Quinx Squad

Remedios Varo: one of the coolest Surrealist painters that you've probably never heard of

Beyond being a total babe, she worked with the Parisian Surrealists and earned their respect as a female artist, which was pretty unheard of

Political turmoil forced her to move to Mexico with fellow Surrealist, Leonora Carrington, where they where able to redefine Surrealism free from the misogynistic, limited views of their male counterparts

She also painted some of the most interesting works of the movement because she so frequently utilized animals in abstract, unexpected ways

Remedios Varo: the original cat lady and total BAMF

What If I Am? - Shadowhunters (Jace Wayland)

Pairing: Jace x Reader

Requested by: Anon

Request:  Can I ask for a Jace Wayland imagine? ( I just saw Dominic in “Shadowhunters” and fell in love!) YN comes to live in the institute and she’s very quiet and introvert,but a total BAMF, she just doesn’t like to show off like Jace (or have Isabelles fahsion,she likes to cover up ) and Jace is totally in love with her, but she doesn’t believe him. just romantic/cute/fluffy stuff,pleeeeeeeeeease?

Warnings: fluff

A/N: I hope you like it anon. For you who read the books the Jace I write about maybe makes a little more sense, but there isn’t any spoilers for the books here, so don’t worry.

Originally posted by hellwithducks

*not my gif, but someone needs to gif more of Jace here!*

It was in the middle of the night, and most of the shadow shadowhunters were out in the streets of New York doing their job or sleeping. 

Jace was doing neither of them. He just simply couldn’t sleep and he had just been out hunting with Alec a couple of hours ago. He had tossed and turned in his bed so many times that he had given up on sleep and decided to go blow off some steam in the training room, but as he got there he could clearly see someone had beat him to it. 

 You were skillfully trying out numerous different kicks on the punching bag hanging from the ceiling. A hard high kick made the punching bag fly across the room and into the wall, slouching down onto the floor afterwards. 

 «Remind me never to be on the other end of that kick.» Jace spoke up, Y/n turning around rapidly to see Jace leaning against the door frame. 

 «Oh, hi, I..ehm…Why are you up?» You stuttered, going over to pick up your hoodie from the floor, taking it on with the hoodie and all up. 

 «Couldn’t sleep.» He answered simply. 

«Mind if I join you?» He asked as he took a few steps in your direction. 

 «Ehm… Actually I was going to call it a day, I mean, night now…» You trailed off, fidgeting with the sleeves of your hoodie. 

 «10 minutes won’t hurt your sleep, Y/n.» Jace stood right in front of you now as he tugged the hood off your head. You looked at him for a minute, biting your lip as you thought about it. 

 «If you’re just going to stand there biting your lip all night, I could just as well have invited you to my room, Y/n. So what will it be?» He smirked, his hand holding your chin between his fingers gently. 

 «Ehm, s-sure.» You stuttered, but blushed as soon as you saw his smirk grow. 

«To-to the training I mean.» You quickly added, taking a step back from him and once again discarding the hoodie on the floor. 

 There were few times people saw you without your hoodie, and now was one of those rare occasions which you could be seen without. The tight fitting clothes you were wearing so nothing would come in the way when you were training showing off your figure and well trained body better than ever. You were about to go grab one of the training sticks, but Jace’s voice stopped you. 

 «Let’s do hand to hand combat.» 

 «Okay, sure.» You answered, turning to face Jace. 

To be honest, you had never trained together with Jace since you arrived at the institute a few months back, and to say you were nervous would be an understatement. The first 5 minutes went as normal training would, and you were proud to say you had beat Jace a couple of times by then, although you suspected he had faked it the first times. 

 You were about to deliver a hard punch towards Jace’s cheek, but he caught your fist in the air. Using the grip he had on your hand he pinned you around so your back was against his front, arms tightly around you so you couldn’t move. Now you could have used your feet and kicked him, but you stopped there, not moving an inch. 

 «I could get used to this.» Jace mused behind you, his breath fanning your neck from behind. He loosened his grip a little, letting your arms fall by your side, his hand resting on your hips. 

 «Of course you could.» You scoffed back, the adrenalin rush from the fighting giving you a bit more confidence than you normally had. Jace chuckled behind you and you could feel the vibrations from it on your back. 

 «Good to hear you have a mouth on you too, Y/n. Although if you first were blunt I’m disappointed it wasn’t about how much you like me.» Jace spun you around in his arms, not letting you be more than an arms length away from his body. 

 «What? I-I don’t.» You were blushing like crazy. 

How had he found out? 

«That’s a shame, because I know that I like you very much, sweetheart. Might even love you if this is how it feels, but then again, how could you actually have feelings for me when you know me as good as you do.» Jace had taken your hands in his, the cockiness all gone from his expression and suddenly he looked very vulnerable. 

 «I don’t believe you, Jace.» It couldn’t be true. Could it? 

«And why not?» He pressed on, taking a step closer, so your bodies were pressed together once again. 

 «Because you’re… you. An amazing shadowhunter, and the most handsome guy I have ever seen.» You rambled, and you would have gone on longer if Jace hadn’t cupped your cheek ever so gently a soft smile on his lips, the lips that were suddenly so close to your own. 

«So what you’re saying you like me?» He whispered, the other hand letting go of my hand and placing it on my hips. Instinctively my hands went up to clutch his shirt by his hips. 

«What if I am?» You dared back. 

«Then you wouldn’t have anything against me doing this.» And with that Jace Wayland kissed you. You would have thought he would have been rougher, but he was far from it. Jace was gentle, careful even. His soft lips moving so delicately with yours. 

«No, I wouldn’t have anything against that at all.» You whispered breathlessly as you pulled apart, your eyes meeting his sparkling golden ones.