could you do the batfam acting like a normal family like things they would do and say to each other pretty please 🙏
*there’s a scream from the kitchen and then all this running into the living room where most of the batfam is*
Tim: I am going to ask this once, and I am going to ask this nicely. Who took my tostinos?
Dick: *has a plate of half eaten tostinos and one on the way to his mouth* I don’t know who took them Timmy.
Tim: You are DEAD to me! *Tim starts towards Dick*
Steph: EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE WAY TIM IS GOING AFTER DICK
*Tim starts chasing Dick, Dick trying desperately to cling onto the tostinos and not have them fall*
*Duke in the ktichen baking cookies*
Steph: mmmmm something smells good *goes to lick the batter*
Duke: *swatting her hand away* No! Bad Steph!
Steph: *shooting Duke a puppy dog look* Pretty please?
Duke: *taking a lick of the batter for himself* Nope!
Steph: *fake offended* I feel so betrayed how will I ever be able to trust again?
Cass: *shouting* STEPH ARE YOU OKAY?
Steph: YEAH DUKE IS JUST BEING A MEANIE
Cass: WHAT? *Cass walks into the room* What did you do to her?
Duke: Nothing, nothing, I just wouldn’t let her have any of cookie batter
Cass: Oh that’s fine *takes a taste of the cookie batter* it’s really good Duke
Duke: Thank you!
Steph: *offended that she isn’t allowed to taste it* heathens, all of you
*Damian, Tim, and Dick sitting in the living room*
Damian: Dick, can you tell Tim that his choice of show sucks
Tim: Dick, can you tell Damian that if he doesn’t like my choice, he can leave the room
Damian: Yeah, well can you please tell him that he doesn’t on the house and isn’t the only one who lives here?
Tim: Can you tell Damian that not everything is about him?
Damian: Just let Tim know I could easily knock him out
Tim: OH IT’S ON NOW!
*Damian is clawing his way on top of Dick while Tim is try to get past Dick’s hand that is pushing him back*
Dick: I AM GOING TO COUNT TO 5 AND IF YOU DON’T BACK OFF OF EACH OTHER I AM GOING TO CALL BRUCE
*both of them calm down*
Dick: See? Was that hard?
Damian: *muttering* You just don’t want me to hurt Tim
Tim: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Dick: BRUCE THEY ARE AT IT AGAIN!