tosca

The ABCs of Opera
  • aida:and we'll never be royals
  • der beusch der alten dame:he had it coming
  • carmen:loves me, loves me not
  • dido et aeneas:when i am laid in earth you will regret yourself
  • eugene onegin:fuck i done fucked up
  • fidelio:when i was a little girl i wished i was a boy
  • gianni schicchi:o mio babbino caro
  • hansel and gretel:where's the pie
  • idomeneo:fathers and sons
  • jason:i wanna be an argonaut
  • king priam:i feel like i'm fixin to die rag
  • lucia di lammermoor:mad scene
  • madame butterfly:everybody dies
  • norma:days of our lives
  • otello:i'm just a jealous guy
  • pirates of penzance:i am the very model of a modern major general
  • queen of spades:the best revenge
  • rigoletto:elektra much
  • salome:necrophilia
  • tosca:i do not wish to fuck that man in uniform
  • undina:not as popular as rusalka
  • der vampyr:twilight before it was cool
  • die walküre:really just the score for apocalypse now
  • x, the life and times of malcolm x:malcolm x
  • yeomen of the guard:we couldn't stop at pirates of penzance
  • die zauberflöte:secret freemasons