toro y two turntables and a microphone

It is frequently understood by friends and acquaintances of Chazwick that, for the greater part of the day, a large congregation of hipsters and socialites follow his every move. Wherever Chazwick goes, the party follows. This is an unwritten rule.

Once, overcome by the commotion of self-proclaimed ‘indie kids’, Chazwick tried to leave the party.

It did not end well.