torchwood children on earth

  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: the death of Ianto Jones was completely unnecessary and it just makes me angry that they killed of a great potentially bisexual character (even though he said to his sister that it wasn’t men, it was only Jack) and no one cares about him and im just so angry that they couldnt let Jack keep someone he loved even for just a human lifetime and Ianto was so underappreciated and i really really love him and the audio books are great but i just wanted more of him in the tv show and i feel like they wasted a great opportunity for a great plot regarding him and Jack and they completely fucked the show up for me and series 4 sucks ass and everything sucks and I Miss Ianto Jones A Lot™ and then they both die and Jack wakes up among all the bodies and He Just Sits next to Ianto's corpse and mourns and i hate this show

I’ve seen this photo on Tumblr and Twitter this past week and what’s strange is I don’t think I’ve seen it before. Is it a rare one or something? Obviously unfinished since the official ones have a background to them. I’m not sure what I think of it, but doesn’t anyone have a better copy? Or others like it?? The only other one I’ve seen that I don’t think made it into the official publicity stills was this one, which I really like: 

Anymore??

There’s one thing I always meant to ask Jack. Back in the old days. I wanted to know about that Doctor of his. The man that appears out of nowhere and saves the world. Except sometimes he doesn’t. All those times in history when there was no sign of him. I wanted to know why not. But I don’t need to ask anymore. I know the answer now. Sometimes the Doctor must look at this planet and turn away in shame.
—  Gwen Cooper (Torchwood, Children of Earth: Day Five) 
Torchwood Amazon Reviews

I think, as fans of Torchwood, we know the show is not for everyone.  It’s a strange show.  But as I was looking at the Amazon pages, I found some reviews that’ll hopefully make us fans chuckle.  Here we go!

(Warning: quite a bit of homophobia!  And quite a bit of ignorance concerning Jack’s sexual orientation!  Come on everyone, he’s not gay.)

First Season:

Second Season:

Children of Earth:

Most of the ones for CoE were realistic comments, so that’s the best one I could find.  That would be the review I’d give it too.

Some of them came back for Miracle Day…

Miracle Day:

And there we go!  Let me know if you want me to do another one of these, especially with reviews from seasons 1 and 2, as those had the strangest reviews.