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Every time I see a post about young Leia that mentions Bail approximately 1500 times and never once mentions Breha, I lose another year of life.

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D'ailleurs, petite info inutile, mais au Musée Grévin, seules 3 personnalités ont des mensurations différentes de celles de leurs statues :
Brad Pitt, qui s'est un peu grandi.
Monica Belluci, qui était enceinte à ce moment-là où je sais plus quoi bref elle était pas exactement pareille.

Eeeeeeeeeet Nicolas Sarkozy, qui a demandé à avoir une poignée de centimètres en plus.

Chapter 11 of Passing Ship is up to ruin your lives

Rating: Mature

Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional tags: Mutual Pining, Cupid Castiel, Alternate Universe - Soulmates

Chapter Sneak Peek: 

Castiel anxiously fiddles with the clasp of the leather notebook between his hands. He uneasily bounces his knee up and down, his ankle occasionally hitting the bench. He knows that he is displaying typical human signs of anxiety; when he’s unable to use his weak grace to stop the emotion, he tries not to be disappointed.

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Anna asks beside him, looking no less nervous than he feels.

“No.” Rubbing sweaty palms against the rough denim of his jeans, he admits, “But I have no other ideas.”

“You’re not going to—“ With a hesitant glance around the empty hallway, Anna hushes her voice to a whisper. “You’re not going to tell her about your feelings for Dean, are you?”

“You can’t possibly think I’m that stupid.”

She throws exasperated hands into the air. “I don’t know, Castiel, you’ve been stupider in the past!”

The door to their left opens, and a grey-suited angel pops his head out of the office. “Naomi’s ready to see you now.”

Castiel rises. Anna’s urgent grip on his wrist stops him. “I’ll be fine,” he says with a false smile down at her worried eyes.

“Just promise me that you won’t do what you normally do,” she says.

“What’s that?”

“Piss her off.”

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Highlights of my skype session with flower:
- She wants me to be her girlfriend
- found out she told her mom about me and thats adorable.
- “Nailcromancer” was invented.
- It was a giggle fest with real serious talk mixed in and it felt completely natural
- She got flustered over my boobs
- I got wayyy more flustered over like… All of her
- I was flustered the whole time.
- Im still flustered. Help.

Im sure Im forgetting something.. But yeah.. Flower is the best and I love her.

anonymous asked:

What do you think the movie will be about? Is it related to victor going missing and stretching while nude?

I can’t say for sure that those two events are in anyway correlated to one another.

For the actual plot of the movie??? I think it’ll be a great movie, nonetheless. Maybe something with Worlds or the Olympics, most likely. Or, we might get introduced to some new characters. Have a different main character narrating the scenes. Maybe it’s a movie about Viktor’s past and of how he got to be the man he is today.

 but if I had to write the crack version of the movie, this would be my plot.

1. Viktor goes missing and Yuuri has to find him because of this whole misunderstanding that happened because Viktor[?] misheard something on the drop of a hat

2. Cue Mission Impossible theme as all the bros, Mila, Sara, the Nishigoris, and badass Mari troop to Australia. Why Australia? One, there was a sudden blizzard over the continent and that country ain’t close to winter yet. Viktor is probably Elsa and he brought the cold with him anyway.

3. I really want a montage sequence of Yurio learning how to drive. Imagine him speeding over the Australian Skillet of an Outback, Georgi crying and holding to the car for dear life while Yurio slams through cacti[?], gets lost under the Australian noon, and falling into a pothole full of lizards. Wrestling out of the hole, they encounter a pack wild dogs that drag ‘em back to their society and Viktor is the alpha over this dog community and Yurio is looking up at Viktor like, “You brought winter to a country that’s in summer, and you became a dog amongst flea bags. What the Hell were you thinking?”

“You don’t have to be so rude about it,” Georgi mumbles.

“Don’t encourage him,” Yurio snaps. “I’m here because of his sorry ass, and I was supposed to be training for something else.”

“Right, ‘training.’“

“Don’t patronize me, Georgi.”

4. Apparently, Viktor’s civilized self has broken down a lot since his trip to Australia so the rest of the movie is getting Viktor back into the swing of things. Reminding him that’s a five time winning champion, that he’s got a soon-to-be-husband, that he has an affectionate Makkachin, and that it doesn’t matter who Yuuri used to hangout with in the past, he’s here with Viktor and Viktor cannot compare to that “mystery person” because Yuuri’s here with his fiance and not that other person. [I don’t even think it was another person. I did Viktor mistranslated something]

5. Cue a wedding scene with break dancing. WHOOP! WHOOP!

6. Ending cuts would be animated bloopers of all the characters flubbing their lines or messing with each other on set. Then, there’ll be an actual scene of Yurio learning how to drive. I really want to see Yurio learn how to drive. I think i’ll be funny.

are you ever in the shower and your heart starts crying because Katara was Aang’s first everything romantically?

First crush
First kiss
First love
First wife
First ahem
First baby momma
First person he said good morning to

and then your weeping heart sobs, “What about the lasts tho?”

Last person he’d kiss before a long day
Last person he said good night to
Last person he said goodbye to

AND THEN YOUR HEART SAYS, “Stop right there!… Do you think he thanked her at the end?”

Oh, you mean like thanks for loving me, thanks for being born 100 years later and then freeing me so we could meet, thanks for believing in an Avatar and then believing in me, thanks for giving me a new family and then our own little family, just all around, “Thank you, Katara.”

… No? Just me? Just my heart interrupting my shower time? Iight fam