top right is a rough one lol but let's go with it pls

Soonyoung x Tired!Reader

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i feel extremely bad for putting off requests for a while but i needed to write this. thanks to @chanilovehours for suggesting this and honorary mention to @mansaeboysbe admin bee for being part of the SSS, the Soonyoung Support Squad LOL (pls join we need more ppl that appreciate the underrated),,,, so this was mainly for me,,,,as a comfort piece. i have been overwhelmed so much recently and i just needed something to comfort me. i’m extremely emotionally burnt out and just feel exhausted all the time, so for all the readers out there who are struggling to get by every day, this one is for you. you’re all worth it, and you deserve to live a life where you’re doing you and enjoying what you’re doing every second. you all deserve to be on this planet, to be breathing this air, to be out there discovering what you were meant to do. this one is for all the people who have been dealing with just a lot of stuff and need someone to tell them that you’re doing great and that you’re so so strong for being here. because i know for sure that i am one of those people. this focuses more on the reader rather than the member. happy reading from your fav mom <3333

  • “You can’t do anything right anymore, y/n. Forget it, just go home for the night.”
  • You slowly got up and nodded in resignation, slowly heading out the door in the chilly brisk wind
  • You hugged your scarf and coat around you tighter as if the physical warmth would somehow change the ever-increasing void inside
  • This week just wasn’t your week, to say the least
  • Your boss had practically given up on you by the time it was wednesday, and now it’s friday
  • You were worried you were this close to losing your job
  • You text a friend?
  • “Sorry can’t talk right now, busy with work”
  • You need to meet up to work on your group project?
  • They don’t pull through and end up piling you up with their work on top of your own part
  • You got a bad mark on a test that you studied extremely hard for but just couldn’t grasp the material despite trying to go to office hours in between your shifts
  • Your roommate is never around to clean the apartment so once again, it’s up to you
  • Recently, your boyfriend had been occupied as well thus you didn’t spend as much time with him as you wanted to
  • You were just a Mess
  • And barely getting through it

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gumbies  asked:

A ship of your choice that hasn't been asked 😘

Imma so SidLink~

General:

Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - UNTIL THE END OF TIME! (I like to think that the Shrine of Ressurection slowed Link’s aging process. That way Sidon isn’t left alone ;.;))

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think when Sidon first laid eyes on his Hylian friend. Link too. But he was more subtle.

How was their first kiss? - Slow, soft with promises.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - *from rp time!* Sidon did. When Link came back from a mission, Sidon presented him with the Zora’s Sapphire and Zora armor.

Who is the best man/men? - Bazz for Sidon and Beedle or Bolson for Link.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Zelda and/or Paya for Link and the only Zora female I can remember by heart is Laflat.

Who did the most planning? - They did it equally.

Who stressed the most? - Lol Sidon.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The Yiga Clan and Ganon’s left saggy—

Sex:

Who is on top? - Ah well…

Who is the one to instigate things? - Link. He’s a little Minx.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Oh, for awhile

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes. They take great care.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - 0

How many children will they adopt? - … 5

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Link. Because Zora don’t need diapers, so Sidon would be confused.

Who is the stricter parent? - Link. Sidon is just too soft. Unless they do something stupid and dangerous. Which is usually Link’s fault.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - SIDON.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Link will.

Who is the more loved parent? - They are both loved!

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Sidon

Who cried the most at graduation? - Pfft Sidon

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Link -don’t tell Sidon!-

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Link. Sidon is a horrible cook.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - They aren’t too picky. Link eats anything and Sidon mainly sticks to an all fish diet.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Sidon

How often do they bake desserts? - Lol Link will

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Link doesn’t care, and as I said, fish for Sidon

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Sidon, being the sweetheart he is

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Sidon

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - *sigh* Sidon

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Sidon

Who is really against chores? - Link

Who cleans up after the pets? - They have no pets… yet. (they need a kitten lol)

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Link

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Sidon

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - LINK FOUND A 300 rupee

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Link. Seeing that Sidon doesn’t have hair to wash

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - No dog

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Sidon is so giddy, he does it every time

What are their goals for the relationship? - To get through the days without interruption. Alas, duty calls

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Link

Who plays the most pranks? - lmao Link.

Ultimate Ship Meme - AkaFuri

I was hoping I’d get AkaFuri, and I got it twice! This turned out a lot harder than I thought it would be, lol. Some of these took a while!


ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  11/10 would recommend
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - Forever and ever, okay. 
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They realized they liked the other fairly quickly, but it took them forever to do anything about it. (Slowest slow burn is my shit)
  • How was their first kiss? - Short and sweet, but it left both of their cheeks pink and their lips tingly for hours afterwards.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - Akashi, for sure.
  • Who is the best man/men? - For Furihata I’d go with either Fukuda or Kawahara, and for Akashi either Midorima or Kuroko (since he played a part in them meeting) Or maybe Mibuchi?
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - A huge mash up of the GOM, Rakuzan, and Seirin.
  • Who did the most planning? - Akashi hired a company for most of it, but they both planned the details fairly evenly. 
  • Who stressed the most? - Furihata, who was worried about tripping and/or messing up the vows. 
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -  Furihata wanted a smaller ceremony, so they met somewhere in the middle of “Akashi Level Big” and “Not Over-The-Top Fancy”
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. 
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Bokushi lmao. For real though, I can’t think of anyone. Everyone’s invited.

Sex:

  • Who is on top? -  Akashi, but they do switch occasionally. 
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - Furihata likes to claim that Akashi does, but it’s actually a very even split. 
  • How healthy is their sex life? - It can be difficult at times with Akashi’s work schedule, so they have to take advantage when they can. 
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -  I’d give them a solid 5. (Obviously butt stuff is already a given, lmao) They’re both fairly vanilla, but they’re not afraid to spice things up or try new things on occasion.
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - Fairly average.(Akashi has hella stamina when he needs it though)
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Akashi likes to spoil Furihata with more, but Furihata will try his hardest to get him back.
  • How rough are they in bed? - They typically stay on the softer side, but they’re not afraid to rough it up occasionally. 
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - ALL THE SNUGGLING. You’d never know it seeing them in public, other than some light touches. But when they’re home? Snuggles.
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? -  Uh, none?
  • How many children will they adopt? -  1 or 2. 
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Furihata, since Akashi still has to work.
  • Who is the stricter parent? - Furihata when they’re younger, only because Akashi won’t, lol. 
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Again, Furihata.
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Akashi before he leaves for work in the morning.
  • Who is the more loved parent? - This is hard. The kids look up to Akashi more, but Furihata is the one they go to for more comfort and support.
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Akashi. He wants to know everything and goes in with a checklist to ask the teachers.
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - Furihata, who sobbed like a baby. Akashi holds his cool but he’s clutching Furihata’s hand the whole time.
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Furihata finds out first because the kids absolutely don’t want Akashi to know about it, but Akashi is the one who bails them out and makes sure everything gets swept away with no issues.

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - The professional cook, lol. But between the two of them, Furihata because Akashi is clueless in a kitchen. 
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither one is very picky. 
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - They have someone who does the shopping, but Furihata probably would. 
  • How often do they bake desserts? - Occasionally?
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They’re both pretty even, but Akashi prefers more salad/vegetables and Furihata is more meat.
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Akashi, for sure.
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - I can see either one, but probably more Furihata, who might bring up how long it’s been since they’ve last gone out and suggest it. 
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - I don’t think Akashi would be that bad at cooking, but definitely Akashi. 

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - The maids It would be pretty even. 
  • Who is really against chores? - Both of them are a little spoiled by all the help around the house.
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - Mostly Furihata, but it’s a pretty even split. 
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Akashi, when he’s stressed and just wants to go to bed.
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither, but depending on who the guests are, maybe Furihata.
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Furihata, definitely. 

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Akashi, especially after a long day.
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Furihata, or maybe both of them later in the afternoon. 
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They go hard for every holiday. 
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - To make each other happy and to always make sure they save time in their busy schedules for each other. 
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Akashi will on occasion if he doesn’t have work the next day. Furihata is more than happy to stay in bed with him. 
  • Who plays the most pranks? - Neither, I guess? If I had to pick one I’d go with Furihata, although I wouldn’t put it past Akashi to try and outdo him. 

tobio2turnt  asked:

Oikage? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jffdsk i take a nap and then u do this

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship – OiKage

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
  • How long will they last? - is this implying that i’m going to break them up? lmao you’ve got another thing coming no thank you
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it’s a long, slow, tortuous process. they’ve got years of history to deal with after all.
  • How was their first kiss? - simpler than they both expected, highly-anticipated, maybe even a little awkward.

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - [i have 2 universes in which it was] kageyama
  • Who is the best man/men? - the seijoh weed is a given for me–but please stop a moment and consider best man tsukki. please.
  • Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - well there’s yachi. (coughmorehqgirlspls)
  • Who did the most planning? - oikawa would go crazy with the detail, probably.
  • Who stressed the most? - with how chill kageyama is, i think his would most likely be oikawa as well. not to say kageyama isn’t nervous as hell when the time finally comes.
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - the miyas loljk nobody; rivalries are old news.

Sex:

  • Who is on top? - i believe in the power of variability
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - maybe at first this is oikawa, but kageyama has always been quick to learn things from him, no?
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - i keep trying to answer this question but i always end up like?? idk??? how long are people supposed to last???
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - this makes me laugh HAHAHA i guess
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - nope
  • How many children will they adopt? - “as mANY AS POSSIBL—” “maybe one or two”
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - i’m so ashamed i don’t understand what this means like. the diapers are stuck on them?? who changes diapers the most?? i’mhgh
  • Who is the stricter parent? - when i think about this, i imagine the kids looking up at kageyama with these ADORABLE, sad faces and he’s trying sO HARD BUT LOOK AT THEM TOORU THEY’RE SO SMOL THEY NEED LOVE AND CANDY
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - both! wouldn’t want them getting injured
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - i like to imagine oikawa packing really cute lunches. like, spelling things and putting edible smiley faces
  • Who is the more loved parent? - this concept,,, makes me sad,,,,
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - well if they’re both volleyball players (national team! national team!) i think their schedules would be pretty the same
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - oikawa, but kageyama kept rubbing at his eyes the entire ceremony
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - wHAT HAHAHA both.

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - funny thing about this is that i have so many headcanons—some of them contrasting—i don’t know which one to put here. both of them can be so reliable/unreliable at the same time it’s hard for me to determine who’s a better cook or who knows how to cook at all.
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - this may or may not be oikawa.
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - they do it…as a family. (ɔ ˘⌣˘)˘⌣˘ c)
  • How often do they bake desserts? - does getting sugar all over the floor count as baking? that might be all they’d be capable of
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - MEAT IS GOD AND PROTEIN. but i’m pretty sure they have a good mix of meat and vegetables in their diet; they’re athletes. and japanese.
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - oikawa makes fancy dinner reservations and dresses tobio up in fancy suits
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - oikawa likes to drag tobio places
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - it’s incredible how equally likely they are, to be honest.

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - i like to think chores are shared. one person can’t be confined to cleaning the room forever. does anyone do that?
  • Who is really against chores? - sometimes when he’s out of it oikawa likes to lie around and whine about them. kageyama makes faces at the broom.
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - shaaared
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - LOL maybe oikawa does when he’s in a rush
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - oikawa cares a lot about impressions so he wants guests to be super comfortable at home. also i feel like he’d wait for praise about the decor lol
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - kageyama does and he’s like “??? how did we get a dollar??”

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - oikawa’s hair needs product
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they love the dog equally and will walk the dog equally and/or together. imagine them accidentally letting go of the leash and chasing a hyperactive mutt for miles on the streets
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - christmas is always festive. maybe they carve pumpkins for halloween. no spiders though; kageyama always ends up thinking they’re real
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - well, perhaps at first it’s just for the thing to work. they have a really complex relationship and it’s going to be anything BUT smooth-sailing at the beginning. of course they’d want to deeper their understanding of each other, make up for any offenses of the past, develop character individually and as a couple, help each other grow, show each other love like they never did or experienced before, someone stop m
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - sleeping till noon is counterproductive. i feel like they’re both high maintenance somehow. they probably both could on bad days though
  • Who plays the most pranks? - oikawa, probably. kageyama tries but all he can really do is hide the shoes

i forgot how tiring these can be, but thanks for sending asks in! ≧(´▽`)≦ ❤️

anonymous asked:

For the Ultimate Ship Meme: Kenkao would be perfect! :3 Thank youuu~

Yesss exactly what I wanted (not that I usually need a prompt to blab about KenKao…)

General:

  • Rate the Ship -  
    Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs X 100000000
  • How long will they last? - Forever, dude (you don’t need to see any Reflections OVA. Move along)
  • How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Very quickly. Kaoru is fairly obvious about it from practically the start, and Kenshin… well, I think he tried to deny it for a very long time, but I feel like it was basically from the start for him, as well (sure, Kenshin, you’re just staying in one place for the first time in a decade because you’re tired. Not because the pretty girl likes you ;D).
  • How was their first kiss? - My headcanon is that Kaoru surprise kissed him, just a light peck, barely even there, then fled in embarrassment ;). However, their second was instigated by Kenshin a few hours later and… much longer ;)

Wedding:

  • Who proposed? - Kenshin. While neither of them are very traditional, I think this is one thing Kenshin would want to do.
  • Who is the best man/men? - Of course, it’s Sano, but only in spirit. In practicality, it’s Hiko! (’Cause he gotta come for that shit. And even if he is sarcastic about it, he really wants to be there for Kenshin)
  • Who is the maid of honor(s)? - Tae, because she is so proud.
  • Who did the most planning? - Tae XD (but of the pair, Kaoru)
  • Who stressed the most? - Well, Kaoru in the normal realm of things, but Kenshin had some major stress leading up to it for “oh no am I making a mistake and ruining her life because I am ~tainted/old/not worthy~ gahhhh” reasons. Silly billy.
  • How fancy was the ceremony? -
    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding (Except Japan, so normal Shinto Wedding ;) Maaaaayyybbbeee a little fancier than usual. But on the level of Usual Church Wedding) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
  • Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - I mean… nobody in particular? Other than the obvious (Enishi)

Sex:

  • Who is on top? - Lol, they both like it.
  • Who is the one to instigate things? - Both! They both are super into it
  • How healthy is their sex life? -
    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 (though I will quibble about “amount” equaling “healthy”… depends on whether desired amount is equal between parties)  | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
  • How kinky are they? -
    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys (there are some thoughts… they are a fun couple ;) ) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
  • How long do they normally last? - Well, in a multi-decade relationship… things vary wildly!
  • Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Oh, if anything, Kenshin wants to give Kaoru more
  • How rough are they in bed? -
    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 (eh, they are variable) | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
  • How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -
    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 (reasonable… but ALMOST not) | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

  • How many children will they have naturally? - I think probably 4. Maybe more ;)
  • How many children will they adopt? - Does Yahiko count?
  • Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Kenshin XD By choice
  • Who is the stricter parent? - Kaoru (Kenshin is a big ol’ softie… unless it counts…)
  • Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Kenshin (he’s safety conscious)
  • Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Kenshin XD
  • Who is the more loved parent? - Kaoru (it’s canon, also she’s just THE BEST)
  • Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? I feel like both? They’d both wanna be there
  • Who cried the most at graduation? - Kaoru (she’s a crier XD)
  • Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Kenshin… 1) the police love him and 2) he’s SCARY when he’s angry (good thing to be when tryin’ to Scare Your Kids Straight)

Cooking:

  • Who does the most cooking? - Lolllll Kenshin
  • Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Kaoru (Kenshin could literally Care Less… it is food!!!!)
  • Who does the grocery shopping? - Kenshin (#househusband)
  • How often do they bake desserts? - Fairly frequently. Kaoru loves sweets!
  • Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - About equal (normal 1800s Japanese diet, so more veggies than meat)
  • Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Kaoru! Not that Kenshin wouldn’t, too, but if Kaoru tried, it would be a surprise
  • Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Kenshin (on nights when he’s tired), though Kaoru loves going out, too
  • Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - I don’t feel like I need to answer this, it’s so obvious

Chores:

  • Who cleans the room? - Kenshin, mostly
  • Who is really against chores? - Neither! Kenshin is for it, Kaoru recognizes it as a necessity 
  • Who cleans up after the pets? - Well, Kenshin does most everything house related (if they got a pet)
  • Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Kaoru (out of fear of frickin’ things up, though)
  • Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Kaoru (it takes a lot to stress out Kenshin)
  • Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Kaoru! She knows where all the money is hidden XD

Misc:

  • Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Kaoru. She loves the luxury of it
  • Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Kenshin (I’m defining Yahiko and Sano as “the dog”)
  • How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Kaoru loves doing it, so they do it every year
  • What are their goals for the relationship? - Looooovvvveee forever XD
  • Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Oh, Kaoru. Kenshin… doesn’t sleep well
  • Who plays the most pranks? - Kaoru! Kenshin indulges her :)
Late; Min Yoongi

Poor Yoongi doesn’t know what he’s in for.

Word Count: 1,003

(A/N): I’m savage. I said I was going to post a Hoseok story…but here I am…posting a Yoongi one. I’m sorry, it’s coming I promise! I have some of it written out but I haven’t been able to finish it yet because I’m trying to get it just right :( Ugh, it’ll happen…really….pls don’t hate me lol. Welp, here goes my fucking fourth Yoongi story. Hope I did well. Feedback would be wonderful :D xoxo

Yoongi: “Coming home in 20 mins tops, baby!”

You eyed the text that Yoongi sent you, squinting your eyes at the screen. Twenty minutes tops? He sent that text 2 hours ago. You weren’t even frustrated at this point, he was always working later than he intended to at the studio and most times he was too tired to even do anything when he did come home. By now, you just wanted revenge. As morbidly cruel as it sounded, you wanted to make him suffer the way you have for God knows how long. You slipped your arms into the sleeves of your red robe, tying it securely in the front. You saw a pair of car headlights beaming through the window along with the sound of brakes screeching into your drive way. Quickly, you stood in the dark hallway directly in front of the front door and waited for him to come in. After a few seconds of hearing his keys jingling, the door creaked open and he stumbled inside, hitting the light switch so the lights of the hall came on. When you came into view, Yoongi gasped in surprise, obviously not expecting to see you there.

“Shit,” He yelped as his eyes widened with slight fear.

“Twenty minutes tops, baby!” you crossed your arms over your chest, mocking his text.

“Oh…gosh. I’m sorry, babe. But you know how work is, especially at a time like this,” Yoongi shrugged his coat off and kicked off his shoes. You raised your eyebrow daringly. Oh, he was going to get it.

“Yeah, well. Clearly your work is a lot more important than me,” you scoffed, trying to sound offended.

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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - A lifetime, to be honest. They have one of those pure, unwavering loves that you don’t let go of, not for anything. 
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Zuko falls first… Hard. Though he’s much slower about admitting it. His heart is carefully guarded and three words have never meant as much to him as they do when he’s with her. Katara actually said ‘I love you’ first and Zuko’s reaction was ‘Why?’
How was their first kiss? - Katara would say it was her idea; Zuko would argue that it was his. Either way, they were giggly and impulsive and both thought it was perfect.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Zuko proposed. Katara said yes before he could finish his speech.
Who is the best man/men? - Sokka
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Toph and Suki split the role
Who did the most planning? - Zuko, honestly
Who stressed the most? - Zuko
How fancy was the ceremony? - They had a quiet wedding on Kyoshi Island with just their family and friends. It was planned entirely by Zuko, with some help from Hakoda, because he wanted to surprise Katara with a Water Tribe wedding. Then they had a the real thing several months later in the Fire Nation. It was huge and ridiculous and they hated every second of it.  
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Måi. 

Sex:

Who is on top? - Katara, almost always. (Domtara for lyfe) But Zuko is known to top now and again.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both. They can’t get enough. 
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head. 

I guess you’d have to define kinky? Nothing wild… but Zuko likes to be tied down and Katara likes being blindfolded. They always go at it around the palace… the throne room, the council’s table, the gardens… so if you count that as kinky.

How long do they normally last? - Just depends… if it’s a quickie, it’s over in a matter of minutes. Or they’ll spend a while in bed. Zuko never lets it finish until Katara gets hers, though. 
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - HAH! Yeah, right. Zuko’s a big fan of giving multiple orgasms. 
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

There’s some spanking and biting… nothing too violent. 

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Three… two trying and the last one is a surprise. 
How many children will they adopt? - None. Zuko is DONE after three.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - They split it pretty evenly, though Zuko needed a learning curve at the beginning. 
Who is the stricter parent? - Katara. Zuko just… can’t.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - BOTH. OMG.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Katara.
Who is the more loved parent? - Zuko. He never gets them in trouble.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Lol. KATARA.
Who cried the most at graduation? - ZUKO.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both of them will make the kid sit there for a few hours, but ultimately, they would come to the police station together.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Katara, though Zuko bakes dessert.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Zuko. He just can’t stomach sea prunes. He’ll them, though, for her. 
Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together.
How often do they bake desserts? - A lot. Zuko loves trying out new things and he always invites her to the kitchen with him. It’s their idea of a low key date night. 
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - A healthy mix of both. 
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Zuko surprises Katara with dinner. Katara surprises Zuko by showing up naked. 
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Katara. 
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - lol ZUKO

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Servants? 
Who is really against chores? - Their CHILDREN.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Zuko has to…. because letting Druk inside was his idea. 
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Zuko… until he learns that this will earn him a longwinded reprimanding. 
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Katara. Zuko is used to such affairs. 
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -Zuko

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Katara NEVER leaves the bath. Zuko doesn’t mind because he usually gets to join her. When you have a fire bender in there, the water never gets cold. 
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They go together
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - FOR EVERY HOLIDAY. THEY LOVE HOLIDAYS
What are their goals for the relationship? - A long, happy life together, peace around the world, and a beautiful future for their kids.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Katara
Who plays the most pranks? - Zuko