Dan and Phil probably

Spanish insults that will make your life better

Sucia lagarta de pozo (dirty female lizard from a well)
Cabrón (male goat)
Me cago en tus muertos (i shit on your death ones)
Capullo (cocoon)
Melón (melon)
Tocapelotas (ball toucher)
Merluzo (male hake fish)
Paquete (package)
Malnacido (wrongly born)
Soplagaitas (bagpipe blower)
Cantamañanas (morning singer)

And the list could go on and on