top five parks and rec ships

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top 5 Parks and Rec ships: #4, Ron/Tammy

I like these two because they are disgusting and hilarious, and because it’s not a type of relationship I’ve ever seen on TV before, so it’s always a surprise. The fact that they’re the cutest real-life married couple in the universe is just icing. (I also have a lot of feelings about Ron’s thick and impenetrable torso in that last gif, as well as his tattoo and the size of his arms. But maybe we can leave it at that. In fact, I think it would be for the best.)
FANDOM SHIT!

I was tagged by @livingtheobsessedlife! Thanks babe! Name 10 favorite characters from 10 fandoms and your top five ships. I couldn’t name just 10 characters - you can’t make me.

Characters

  • Criminal Minds: Spencer Reid and/or Penelope Garcia and/or Emily Prentiss. YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE!
  • Leverage: Alec Hardison…AGE OF THE GEEK, BABY!
  • Parks and Rec: Ben Wyatt
  • Marvel: Loki and Bucky! Again, I refuse to choose.
  • Game of Thrones: Arya Stark
  • Harry Potter: Ron Weasley
  • Bones: Dr. Sweets!
  • Sense8: Kala Dandekar
  • Penny Dreadful: Ethan Chandler
  • House MD: House (he is the saltiest fucking human on the planet and I love it)

Ships

  • Spencer Reid x Luke Alvez - OTP: IT’S ALL GOOD
  • Alec Hardison x Parker (Leverage) - OTP: PRETZELS
  • Ben x Leslie (Parks and Rec) - NEED AN OTP TAG DAMMIT!
  • Spencer Reid x Derek Morgan - OTP: YOU KNOW THAT’S YOUR BEST ASSET
  • Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes - OTP: TILL THE END OF THE LINE

I’m gonna tag @remember-me-forever-silent-angel @sassygeek77 @coveofmemories @gublersmind and @teatimewithtiya as well as anyone else who wants to do this! Take yourselves and tag me so I can say hi!

I was tagged by the sweetest @justalonelyfangiirl!!!! This was kinda fun to do but also so torturous because how in the world am I supposed to narrow all this down there are too manyyyy??? The world may never know how I managed to figure it out, but I did

Rules: name 10 favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and your top five ships

Characters:
Leverage- Sophie Devereaux
Criminal Minds- Emily Prentiss or Penelope Garcia
Agents of SHIELD- Jemma Simmons
Friends- Monica Geller
Castle- Kate Beckett
Parks and Rec- Lesklie Knope
Marvel- black widow, scarlet witch, or squirrel girl (ok squirrel girl isn’t MCU but i will go down with her so hard and also how dare you make me choose between the three of them it’s impossible im sorry)
Harry Potter- Luna Lovegood
OUAT- Regina Mills
Gilmore Girls- Rory Gilmore

Ships:
Nate/Sophie (Leverage)
Caskett (Castle/Beckett from Castle)
FitzSimmons (Fitz and Simmons from Agents of SHIELD)
Benslie (Ben and Leslie from Parks and Rec)
Mondler (Monica and Chandler from Friends)
And also Luke/Lorelai (Gilmore Girls) because I will go down with them even if it makes this six ships im sorry

And now, I would like to tag @xx-expecto-dementor-xx @of-badges-and-guns @maybe-mikala @ohmypageet @dontshootmespence and of course anybody else who would like to do it :)

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top 5 Parks and Rec ships: #3, April/Andy/Ben

I have a serious, serious thing for forced domestic intimacy, whether it’s a good pretend-to-be-married contrivance scenario or a good forced-to-be-roommates one. All that toothbrushing and accidentally seeing each other in their underpants!

And these three are such great forced-to-be-roommates because of the whole “two kids with a spineless babysitter” dynamic that somehow Ben seems to have accepted. He knows he’s going to be the one taking care of that three-legged dog, the same way he knows if they get pregnant he’s raising that baby, because he’s not going to send a three-legged dog OR a baby to its death. In the meantime you have Andy wrestling him by holding him down and doing weird things to him, and April being really aware of what kind of baths he takes. A++++, every episode should have a B plot of this household and there should be at least 3 times as much fic.

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top 5 Parks and Rec ships:#2, Leslie/Ron

To quote lookupatthesky, “If Leslie and Ron don’t end up married it will be a waste.” Remember that time she wanted the two of them to hide out at his cabin for 2-3 years? Remember that time they took a roadtrip to Indianapolis and she kept bringing up tourist attractions and when he didn’t want to go, she was like, “What’s wrong with you?” as though normally Ron Swanson would totally go see the World’s Largest Rocking Chair with her? Remember that time she threw him the world’s best birthday party, and that time he knew why she should dump her awful boyfriend Justin, and that time for Christmas he gave her a political campaign, even though he believes the government should be one man alone in a room who is in charge of the nukes? Um, remember that time I wanted them to bang?