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26. No Refunds or Exchange by badwolfbadwolf

Stiles is the newest deputy in the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, and has maybe just been a little in love with Derek Hale since Stiles had made a fool of himself in front of him at the SD summer picnic a few years ago. Being married to him—only for the sake of not getting deported—is going to suck in new and unusual ways.

27. The Right Number by kyaticlikestea

When Stiles Stilinski’s phone gets switched at the gym, he really just wants it back. The last thing he’s expecting is to fall hopelessly in lust with the guy who’s got his phone.

So, of course, that’s exactly what happens.

28. The Boy Next Door by dereksstilinski

Stiles thinks he’s doing the right thing by distancing himself from Derek, but little does he know that Derek needs him more than ever.

OR in which Stiles and Derek are the same age and have been neighbors all their lives.

29. There’s Monsters at Home by calrissian18

“How did you get past the wards?” Derek had put them up, with Peter’s grudging assistance, after the Alpha pack had made themselves at home a few times too many.

The guy pulled a face. “You mean the wards a five-year-old girl with the mental ability of a goldfish could deconstruct?” He blinked wide eyes at Derek. “Gee, I don’t know. It’s bound to go down as one of life’s great mysteries.”

Derek despised him.

30. Letters by ericaismeg

“Stiles, this is getting ridiculous. Can you please do something about it?” Lydia demands. “Do anything. I don’t care. Go up and kiss him, ask him to prom this year, write him secret admirer love letters, whatever. Just do something.”

***

OR: The one where Lydia sets up an email account for Stiles to “confess his love” for Derek. And as fate would have it, they also end up becoming friends in person at the same time.

31. 487 by Finduilas

Two years after graduating from the Police Academy, Stiles decides to transfer to the Beacon Hills Police Department, where his father is Chief. But when he gets assigned his new partner, Stiles isn’t so sure if the transfer was a good idea. Derek ‘Officer Grumpy Cat’ Hale isn’t exactly his first choice of partner. Then again, Stiles really isn’t Derek’s first choice either.

32. Enemy Lines by qhuinn

This is the story of werewolf Derek Hale and human Stiles Stilinski: two people who grew up in the same town but completely different worlds, their realities split by the war between men and wolves.

Years later when Derek returns to Beacon Hills, he does it as Alpha of a military pack on a mission to capture those responsible for the region’s resistance. With his main objective, Sheriff Stilinski, out of sight, he settles for the next best thing: his son, Stiles.

Neither of them suspects they’ll need to trust each other if they want to make it out this alive.

33. ‘Linski’s Late Night Antidote To Lame by WhoNatural

Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan.

Also there’s this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.

34. A Desperate Arrangement by mikkimouse

“I’m sorry, I believe there’s something wrong with my hearing,” Stiles said. “Because I could have sworn you just told me you set up a betrothal agreement with the Hales. A betrothal agreement involving me. Me.”

Scott smiled his easygoing smile and nodded, which told Stiles no, he hadn’t misheard a damn thing.

After seven years of lengthy negotiations, the treaty between the Hales and the Argents has fallen apart and the two countries fell into war.

Months later, there’s an uneasy truce, thanks to the intervention of King Scott McCall, but it won’t last. In a desperate attempt to maintain the peace, the Hales sign a treaty with the McCalls to marry Prince Derek to Prince Stiles Stilinski, King Scott’s brother.

In the history of the world, there have been many better ideas.

35. (not so) Pure Imagination by theroguesgambit

“There is a world where whenever someone fantasizes about you, you can physically feel it, but you have no idea who is thinking it about you.”

Stiles knows it’s wrong, but he’s been Fantasizing about Derek and he can’t bring himself to stop. Derek doesn’t know who’s taken an interest in him, but he’s enjoying it way more than he probably should.

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“Hmm🎵 Will you be my Valentine, Sweetheart? The others have had their turn… and I look best in this outfit, don’t I? ♥️️ ”

Caroline’s got me swooning over this MR+. If any of my girls can pull off a racy two piece like this it’s Caroline, my stunner. 

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

sourwolfstories top 50

Okay, so I was asked to do a top 50 a while back and I thought it was a good idea. I was wrong. This was SO HARD and it took me forever. Even looking at it now I’m not completely sure I agree with this but I’ve changed it around too many times so here you go; my top 50 favorite sterek fics of all time.

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1. Permanent Fixture by linksofmemories

Derek is Scott’s older brother. Stiles is Scott’s best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.

2. DILF by twentysomething

“Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified.”

3. The Company I Keep by secondstar

Stiles has a favorite table at the library. Then some asshole comes along and steals it from him.

4. No Homo by RemainNameless

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.

5. Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence

Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new.

6. Cornerstone by Vendelin

Suffering from PTSD, ex-Marine Derek Hale moves back to Beacon Hills to open a bookshop and find a calmer life. That’s where he meets Stiles, completely by accident. Stiles is talkative, charming and curious. Somehow, despite the fact that he’s blind, he’s able to read Derek like no one else.

7. Play Crack the Sky by WeAreTheCyclones

Excerpt from “Hale Pulls the Plug on the Future of Rock,” Rolling Stone, Issue 1203 – Oct. 2014
“Fans and music industry vets alike are left reeling in the wake of bassist Derek Hale’s sudden departure from Smokes for Harris. At a time when the foursome from Beacon Hills, California seems to be on the cusp of rock superstardom after just one double platinum record, Smokes has everything to lose.”

Excerpt from “Smokes for Harris: Gladiator,” SPIN.com – Feb. 2015
“Smokes for Harris gives in a little to the pop punk of yesteryear in their sophomore effort, but rather than pandering to fans of a lost era they elevate the genre in a way that hasn’t been seen in quite some time. Frontman Stiles Stilinski works double duty as singer and primary songwriter and proves that he can handle the task even without former bassist Derek Hale.“

8. Stiles’s Story Time by trilliath

Where Stiles is a librarian who is in charge of the kids’ reading hour and such. And Derek is 6-year-old Scott’s adoptive dad. And Stiles has his own take on Stories and Scott loves wolves and Derek tries not to admit that he likes the way Stiles’s face looks in those glasses.
Or something like that.

9. Dating Backwards by RemainNameless

Pornstars Derek and Stiles work for the same company. Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans. That’s not going to change after they meet. It’s really not.
(It might.)

10. Gravity’s Got Nothing On You by zosofi

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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Top 50 Albums/Mixtapes/EP’s of 2015

1. Kendrick Lamar- To Pimp A Butterfly

2. A$AP Rocky- At Long Last A$AP

3. Joey Bada$$- B4.DA.$$

4. Pusha T- King Push- Darkest Before Dawn: The Prelude

5. Earl Sweatshirt- I Don’t Like Shit, I Don’t Go Outside

6. Vince Staples- Summertime ‘06

7. Travi$ Scott- Rodeo

8. Freddie Gibbs- Shadow of a Doubt

9. Jay Rock- 90059

10. Lupe Fiasco- Tetsuo & Youth

11. Dr. Dre- Compton

12. Jazz Cartier- Marauding In Paradise

13. The Weeknd- Beauty Behind the Madness

14. The Game- The Documentary 2 & 2.5

15. Drake- If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late

16. Goldlink- And After That, We Didn’t Talk

17. The Underachievers- Evermore: The Art of Duality

18. Meek Mill- Dreams Worth More Than Money

19. Future- Dirty Sprite 2

20. Jay IDK- Subtrap

21. Wale- The Album About Nothing

22. Big Sean- Dark Sky Paradise

23. Logic- The Incredible True Story

24. Denzel Curry- 32 Zel/Planet Shrooms

25. Bryson Tiller- T R A P S O U L

26. Big K.R.I.T.- It’s Better This Way

27. Donnie Trumpet & The Social Experiment- Surf

28. Rae Sremmurd- SremmLife

29. Drake & Future- What a Time to Be Alive

30. Jeremih- Late Nights: The Album

31. Mac Miller- GO:OD AM

32. Young Thug- Barter 6

33. Ty Dolla $ign- Free TC

34. Mick Jenkins- Wave(s)

35. Miguel- Wildheart

36. Action Bronson- Mr. Wonderful

37. Tyler, The Creator- Cherry Bomb

38. Kirk Knight- Late Knight Special

39. Joell Ortiz & Illmind!- Human

40.JME- Integrity>

41. BadBadNotGood & Ghostface Killah- Sour Soul

42. Fetty Wap- Fetty Wap

43. Future- 56 Nights

44. Rick Ross- Black Market

45. Retch- Finesse The World

46. The Internet- Ego Death

47. Roy Woods- Exis EP

48. Cousin Stizz- Suffolk County

49. August Alsina- This Thing Called Life

50. Robb Bank$- Year Of The Savage

My Top 50 Albums of 2013 so far, in loose order.


(In ascending order):


Other Favorites

  • Keaton Henson- Birthdays
  • These New Puritans- Field of Reeds
  • Shannon and the Clams- Dreams in the Rat House
  • Majical Cloudz- Impersonator
  • Thundercat- Apocalypse
  • Pharmakon- Abandon
  • Disclosure- Settle
  • Austra- Olympia
  • Var- No One Dances Quite Like My Brothers
  • Lil B- Pink Flame
  • Signal Hill- Chase the Ghost
  • And So I Watch You From Afar- All Hail Bright Futures
  • FIDLAR- FIDLAR
  • Slava- Raw Solutions
  • Mark de Clive-Lowe & the Rotterdam Jazz Orchestra- Take the Space Trane
  • Gold Panda- Half of Where You Live
  • Pogo- Broken Beats
  • Wavves- Afraid of Heights
  • Cakes Da Killa- The Eulogy
  • Little Green Cars- Absolute Zero
  • Deerhunter- Monomania
  • Oh No- Disrupted Ads
  • Pissed Jeans- Honeys
  • Black Host- Life in the Sugar Candle Mines
  • Thee Oh Sees- Floating Coffin
  • James Blake- Overgrown
  • Iceage- You’re Nothing
  • Autre Ne Vent- Anxiety
  • Daft Punk- Random Access Memories
  • CZARFACE- CZARFACE


Second-tier Classics

  • Colin Stetson- New History Warfare Vol. 3: To See More Light
  • Grouper- The Man Who Died in His Boat
  • Boards of Canada- Tomorrow’s Harvest
  • CLASSIXX- Hanging Gardens
  • ZEUS!- Opera
  • Kurt Vile- Wakin On A Pretty Daze
  • Mountains- Centralia
  • Smith Westerns- Soft Will
  • The Flaming Lips- The Terror
  • The Knife- Shaking the Habitual
  • Autechre- Exai
  • The Drones- I See Seaweed
  • Waxahatchee- Cerulean Salt
  • Lapalux- Nostalchic
  • DJ Coze- Amygdala


Top 4

  • Vampire Weekend- Modern Vampires of the City
  • Jon Hopkins- Immunity
  • Deafheaven- Sunbather
  • Ulrich Schnauss- A Long Way to Fall
Top Albums 2K14

These Albums/Eps/Mixtapes were a huge influence on my work this year. I loved them and I ain’t even ashamed. (Maybe by a few)

  1. Clipping. - Clppng
  2. Freddie Gibbs and Madlib - Piñata
  3. Run The Jewels - Run The Jewels 2
  4. Sun Kil Moon - Benji
  5. Vince Staples - Hell Can Wait
  6. The War On Drugs - Lost In The Dream
  7. Flying Lotus - You’re Dead!
  8. Swans - To Be Kind
  9. Liars - Mess
  10. Iceage - Plowing Into The Field of Love
  11. Girl Talk & Freeway - Broken Ankles
  12. Ariel Pink - pom pom
  13. White Hinterland - Baby
  14. Onyx - #WakeDaFucUp
  15. La Roux - Trouble In Paradise
  16. Mac Miller - Faces
  17. ScHoolboy Q - Oxymoron
  18. tUnE-yArDs - Nikki Nack
  19. Mick Jenkins - The Water[s]
  20. FKA twigs - LP1
  21. Karen O - Crush Songs
  22. St. Vincent - St. Vincent
  23. Open Mike Eagle - Dark Comedy
  24. Busdriver - Perfect Hair
  25. My Brightest Diamond - This is My Hand
  26. Mac DeMarco - Salad Days
  27. Sisyphus - Sisyphus
  28. Timber Timbre - Hot Dreams
  29. Alt-J - This is All Yours
  30. Step Brothers - Lord Steppington
  31. Sir Michael Rocks - Banco
  32. Lykke Li - I Never Learn
  33. Sharon Van Etten - Are We There
  34. Thom Yorke - Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes
  35. A Sunny Day In Glasgow - Sea When Absent
  36. Young Fathers - Dead
  37. Andrew Jackson Jihad - Christmas Island
  38. Isaiah Rashad - Clivia Demo
  39. Migos - Rich Nigga Timeline
  40. Jack White - Lazaretto
  41. First Aid kid - Stay Gold
  42. Death From Above 1979 - The Physical World
  43. SBTRKT - Wonder Where We Land
  44. Little Dragon - Nubuma Rubberband
  45. Metronomy - Love Letters
  46. The Wytches - Annabel Dream Reader
  47. Og Maco - Og Maco
  48. Future Islands - Singles
  49. Perfume Genius - Too Bright
  50. A$AP Ferg - Ferg Forever
Honorable Mention: Riff Raff - Neon Icon There are too many painful moments on this album, but at least half contains some of the most creative, hilariously absurd and honest lyrics that you won’t find anywhere else. Please Let me know what else you think I’d like and feel free to call me a pleb. :)
The Top 50 Best Non-Disney and Non-Pixar Animated Films

A lot of people seem to think the only people making animated movies these days are Disney, Pixar, and Dreamworks. While they do make a big majority, that’s not the case; there are a lot of great animated films not made by Disney and Pixar, ones that rival even either of those companies’ best works.

The rules of this list are this: the movie cannot be Pixar or Disney (I let Dreamworks slide because it makes making the list a bit easier). I excluded The Nightmare Before Christmas, for example, because technically it’s Disney. That’s really the only rule for this list.

Remember, my list is by no means definitive; there may be a really great animated movie on here that you think deserves a spot. This is just my view on what the 50 best non-Disney animated films are. Without further ado, let’s get to it:

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