top 30 tv characters

I was tagged by the lovely @jimshalpert

RULES: tag ten people you want to get to know better


RELATIONSHIP STATUS: recently and extremely single

FAVOURITE COLOUR: teal

LIPSTICK OR CHAPSTICK: lipstick (but chapstick is so important)

LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: Hands Down by The Greeting Committee

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Hidden Figures

TOP 3 TV SHOWS: 30 Rock, Star Trek TOS, Sense8

TOP 3 CHARACTERS: Castiel, Liz Lemon, Steve Rogers

TOP 3 SHIPS: Cas/Dean, Kirk/Spock, Carol Danvers/decent writers (*cough* literally anyone but Bendis) also Carol/Steve in like a platonic daughter/surrogate-father sort of way

BOOKS I’M CURRENTLY READING: none because I left all my books in the stupid UK with my stupid ex because I thought I was moving there in August but um no

I am going to tag @lordwhat @neilgosten @taskrnaster @petermaximoff @itsmostlyharmless @lostinnantes @midgardiangoddess @gillandy and every other one of my mutuals

TOP 30 TV CHARACTERS (no particular order)

Marshall Eriksen - Jason Segel ♦ How I Met Your Mother

“Just a burger? Just a burger? Robin, it’s so much more than “just a burger.” I mean… that first bite — oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame-freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below. Flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then, a pickle. The most playful little pickle. Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a… a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savories so… delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food.”

Top Tv Characters - Day 11 - Elka Ostrovsky - Hot In Cleveland

Elka Ostrovsky: I’m a little nervous. Or maybe it’s just staring at that rat’s nest that Joy calls a hairdo. It’s so unsettling.
Joy Scroggs: Your nerves are making you unpleasant.
Elka Ostrovsky: Yes, but I can fix that by finishing this wine. You’re still stuck with that hair.
Joy Scroggs: That’s not your joke, Elka; that’s Winston Churchill’s.
Elka Ostrovsky: It’s not stealing if you were there.

 … … … … … … .

Joy Scroggs: Maybe I should just call him and tell him the truth.
Victoria Chase: Are you out of your mind! What if he isn’t your son?
Melanie Moretti: “I might be your mother.” Probably a romance killer.
Victoria Chase: Mm-hm. And what’s even more horrific is you’d have to admit that you’re old enough to be his mother. Now, how old does he think you are?
Joy Scroggs: He said I looked thirty-eight.
Elka Ostrovsky: Your son is mentally challenged?

 … … .

Melanie Moretti: Are you really thinking of finding your son?
Joy Scroggs: Maybe. It’s all just a… a lot.
Melanie Moretti: I can’t imagine.
Joy Scroggs: Yes, you can. You’re a mother.
Victoria Chase: Hey. So are you.
Joy Scroggs: Thanks. Ah, it’s just so weird to think of him out there, a grown man. He could be married, have kids of his own. I might even have… grandkids.
Elka Ostrovsky: Hey, maybe one of ‘em’s old enough for you to date.
[the others just look at her]
Elka Ostrovsky: Too soon?

 … … … …

Joy Scroggs: Victoria’s having a senior moment.
Elka Ostrovsky: Oh, I have those all the time. I can be walking along, happy as a clam, and suddenly I get this overwhelming urge to hit some young person with a stick

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TOP 30 TV CHARACTERS (no particular order)

Amelia “Amy” Pond - Karen Gillan ♦ Doctor Who

“When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend… The Raggedy Doctor. My Raggedy Doctor. But he wasn’t imaginary. He was real. I remember you. I remember! I brought the others back, I can bring you home too. Raggedy Man, I remember you and you are late for my wedding! I found you. I found you with words like you knew I would. That’s why you told me the story. The brand new ancient blue box. Oh clever. Very clever! Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue.”

Top 30 Tv Characters - Day 08 - Spencer Hastings - Pretty Little Liars

 " Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail, and I just – I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard"

“I dont think they have a section for ‘I’m sorry you got traumatised’ cards”

“Why are you talking like Ben Franklin?”

“The clue is B.A.D am I supposed to buy a Michael Jackson album?”

“Why dont you put something in your mouth, other than your foot”