Marshall Eriksen - Jason Segel ♦ How I Met Your Mother
“Just a burger? Just a burger? Robin, it’s so much more than “just a burger.” I mean… that first bite — oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame-freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below. Flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then, a pickle. The most playful little pickle. Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a… a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savories so… delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food.”
Top Tv Characters - Day 11 - Elka Ostrovsky - Hot In Cleveland
Elka Ostrovsky: I’m a little nervous. Or maybe it’s just staring at that rat’s nest that Joy calls a hairdo. It’s so unsettling. Joy Scroggs: Your nerves are making you unpleasant. Elka Ostrovsky: Yes, but I can fix that by finishing this wine. You’re still stuck with that hair. Joy Scroggs: That’s not your joke, Elka; that’s Winston Churchill’s. Elka Ostrovsky: It’s not stealing if you were there.
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Joy Scroggs: Maybe I should just call him and tell him the truth. Victoria Chase: Are you out of your mind! What if he isn’t your son? Melanie Moretti: “I might be your mother.” Probably a romance killer. Victoria Chase: Mm-hm. And what’s even more horrific is you’d have to admit that you’re old enough to be his mother. Now, how old does he think you are? Joy Scroggs: He said I looked thirty-eight. Elka Ostrovsky: Your son is mentally challenged?
Joy Scroggs: Victoria’s having a senior moment. Elka Ostrovsky: Oh, I have those all the time. I can be walking along, happy as a clam, and suddenly I get this overwhelming urge to hit some young person with a stick
“When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend… The Raggedy Doctor. My Raggedy Doctor. But he wasn’t imaginary. He was real. I remember you. I remember! I brought the others back, I can bring you home too. Raggedy Man, I remember you and you are late for my wedding! I found you. I found you with words like you knew I would. That’s why you told me the story. The brand new ancient blue box. Oh clever. Very clever! Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Something blue.”