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My Top 15 YouTube Videos of All Time continues.

#14: I HATE STANLEY KUBRICK

This kid watched 2001 A Space Odyssey for the first time and went on a huge rant, calling Kubrick “just really lazy” and insisting “no negative comments” on his video. This is the classic form YouTube rant, but not only that- he perfectly embodies every boring internet movie critic, almost to a perfect tee (especially when he boasts about being unique for liking Tarantino movies). Every line from this is a great quote, but “I don’t understand things that make no sense” is the one I’ll be getting the tattoo of.

anonymous asked:

i feel like this video will have creepy pastas and itll start to be in like .. "15 TOP MOST SATANIC VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE "

this video will be highly speculated when dan and phil inevitably go missing

I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

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Been doing a lot of reminiscing about YouTube gems lately, so I’m going to start doing a new thing on here where I post my top 15 favorite YouTube videos of all time (no possible way to narrow it down to 10). Each day (or whenever I get to it) I will post the next on my list, counting down to number one. 

#15: HOW TO SHINE YOUR SHOES

I don’t know what it is- maybe the particular cadence and rhythm of this man’s speech… Maybe the fact that the video begins with nobody knowing if the camera is running… Or maybe the fact that it ends with him not finishing the job at all (and recommending you just use a professional anyway). It’s hard to waste everyone’s fucking time more than this guy’s shitty TV segment, and that’s what makes it so perfect.

(Note: this video has been unlisted from YouTube so thank GOD I favorited the link many years ago)

20 phan-related asks
  • 1: Who do you like more, Dan or Phil?
  • 2: Have you seen all of the Dil Videos?
  • 3: Have you seen the video-that-shall-not-be-named?
  • 4: Do you watch CrankThatFrank?
  • 5: Do you have a phan shrine? (including candles. without candles, its just a pile)
  • 6: Do you have any phan merch?
  • 7: Did you buy the book?
  • 8: Have you ever met Dan or Phil on the street?
  • 9: Have you ever met Dan or Phil at a meetup? (vidcon, sitc, etc.)
  • 10: Are you planning on going to their book tour?
  • 11: Have you ever read phanfiction?
  • 12: Have you ever written phanfiction?
  • 13: What is your favorite collab that they have done with another youtuber?
  • 14: What is your favorite collab they have ever done with each other?
  • 15: Top 5 Dan videos?
  • 16: Top 5 Phil videos?
  • 17: What is your response to when people say they don't like Phil?
  • 18: Have you ever had to explain phan to your parents?
  • 19: How many of your friends also watch phan?
  • 20: How many of your friends think you're a sociopath considering how obsessed you are with these two guys?
My Top 15 Rock Songs Of All Time.

And here is the list with a link to every song:

1. Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

2. Led Zeppelin, Stairway to Heaven live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q7Vr3yQYWQ

3. Jimi Hendrix, Voodoo Child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OTvz1lJzmI

4.The Who, Wont Get Fooled Again love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htz9CS-Zmms

5. Iron Maiden, The Trooper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTaD9cd8hvw

6. Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

7. Muse, Hysteria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dm_5qWWDV8

8. Metallica, Enter Sandman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QP-SIW6iKY

9. AC/DC, Thunderstruck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

10. Pink Floyd, Money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

11. The Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

12. The who, My Generation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=594WLzzb3JI

13. Rage Against the Machine, Killing in the Name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

14. Fleetwood mac, The Chain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcawnRIyeok

15. Black Sabbath, Paranoid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCdOVThsWEg

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Kiki’s Top 15 Ships of the 2013/2014 Television Season

03. Sherlock Holmes and Molly Hooper, Sherlock
“Moriarty made a mistake. The one person he thought didn’t matter to me at all was the one person who mattered the most.”