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My Top 15 YouTube Videos of All Time continues.

#14: I HATE STANLEY KUBRICK

This kid watched 2001 A Space Odyssey for the first time and went on a huge rant, calling Kubrick “just really lazy” and insisting “no negative comments” on his video. This is the classic form YouTube rant, but not only that- he perfectly embodies every boring internet movie critic, almost to a perfect tee (especially when he boasts about being unique for liking Tarantino movies). Every line from this is a great quote, but “I don’t understand things that make no sense” is the one I’ll be getting the tattoo of.

anonymous asked:

i feel like this video will have creepy pastas and itll start to be in like .. "15 TOP MOST SATANIC VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE "

this video will be highly speculated when dan and phil inevitably go missing

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Been doing a lot of reminiscing about YouTube gems lately, so I’m going to start doing a new thing on here where I post my top 15 favorite YouTube videos of all time (no possible way to narrow it down to 10). Each day (or whenever I get to it) I will post the next on my list, counting down to number one. 

#15: HOW TO SHINE YOUR SHOES

I don’t know what it is- maybe the particular cadence and rhythm of this man’s speech… Maybe the fact that the video begins with nobody knowing if the camera is running… Or maybe the fact that it ends with him not finishing the job at all (and recommending you just use a professional anyway). It’s hard to waste everyone’s fucking time more than this guy’s shitty TV segment, and that’s what makes it so perfect.

(Note: this video has been unlisted from YouTube so thank GOD I favorited the link many years ago)

I am currently watching a video called “ Top 15 Scariest Videos Found On The Internet” and that dude mentions a “Chupacabra” once and I just had to laugh out so much because of that Jensen, Jared, David video

20 phan-related asks
  • 1: Who do you like more, Dan or Phil?
  • 2: Have you seen all of the Dil Videos?
  • 3: Have you seen the video-that-shall-not-be-named?
  • 4: Do you watch CrankThatFrank?
  • 5: Do you have a phan shrine? (including candles. without candles, its just a pile)
  • 6: Do you have any phan merch?
  • 7: Did you buy the book?
  • 8: Have you ever met Dan or Phil on the street?
  • 9: Have you ever met Dan or Phil at a meetup? (vidcon, sitc, etc.)
  • 10: Are you planning on going to their book tour?
  • 11: Have you ever read phanfiction?
  • 12: Have you ever written phanfiction?
  • 13: What is your favorite collab that they have done with another youtuber?
  • 14: What is your favorite collab they have ever done with each other?
  • 15: Top 5 Dan videos?
  • 16: Top 5 Phil videos?
  • 17: What is your response to when people say they don't like Phil?
  • 18: Have you ever had to explain phan to your parents?
  • 19: How many of your friends also watch phan?
  • 20: How many of your friends think you're a sociopath considering how obsessed you are with these two guys?
My Top 15 Rock Songs Of All Time.

And here is the list with a link to every song:

1. Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

2. Led Zeppelin, Stairway to Heaven live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q7Vr3yQYWQ

3. Jimi Hendrix, Voodoo Child.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OTvz1lJzmI

4.The Who, Wont Get Fooled Again love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htz9CS-Zmms

5. Iron Maiden, The Trooper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTaD9cd8hvw

6. Nirvana, Smells Like Teen Spirit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

7. Muse, Hysteria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dm_5qWWDV8

8. Metallica, Enter Sandman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QP-SIW6iKY

9. AC/DC, Thunderstruck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

10. Pink Floyd, Money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds

11. The Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

12. The who, My Generation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=594WLzzb3JI

13. Rage Against the Machine, Killing in the Name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ

14. Fleetwood mac, The Chain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcawnRIyeok

15. Black Sabbath, Paranoid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCdOVThsWEg

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Kiki’s Top 15 Ships of the 2013/2014 Television Season

03. Sherlock Holmes and Molly Hooper, Sherlock
“Moriarty made a mistake. The one person he thought didn’t matter to me at all was the one person who mattered the most.”

Smut and Talent: An Analysis of Feynite’s Work

This is a response to the following hatemail sent to Feynites:

“Your writing is subpar and you should stop. People only like you because you adhere to their kinks, not because you have any actual talent. They’re just horny.”

I will be refuting the two main implications of this trash: people only like Feynite because of her smut and that her writing is “subpar.”

First, I evaluated the smut distribution of Feynite’s writing by dividing her Dragon Age works from Tumblr and AO3 into smut and non-smut categories. For multi-chapter fics, I categorized each chapter. Then, I found the total word count of each category. 

As you can see, only 8% of Feynite’s writing has been smut. WOW, if people are only following her for the smut, they must neglect 92% of her work. I don’t find that very likely. But hey, let’s investigate further because why the fuck not! 

In this section, I will be analyzing the popularity of her two multi-chapter fics, The Dread Wolf’s Heart and Looking Glass, both of which happen to be non-smut or safe for work. Below are the stats for her work as of 11/5/15 evening:

They appear to be significantly large, but let’s look at how they compare with other fics in terms of how they rank in numbers of kudos and bookmarks for the Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition, and Female Lavellan/Solas tags.

Would you look at that! They are both in the 99th percentile in terms of kudos and bookmarks for all three tags! In fact, Looking Glass is in the top 5 for Female Lavellan/Solas, top 10 for Dragon Age: Inquisition and top 15 for Dragon Age (Video Games). 

If that were not impressive enough on its own, let’s examine the published dates of the 7 fics that ranked higher than Looking Glass in either kudos, hits, comments or bookmarks for Female Lavellan/Solas and compare them to The Dread Wolf’s Heart and Looking Glass. Older fics should have an advantage over newer ones in collecting kudos or bookmarks.

 Holy cow! Both of her fics are by far the newest to be published and yet they still rank very high.

Huh. There’s no smut to be found in either fic and yet they are both very popular. I wonder why. Oh! maybe, it’s because Feynite is a ridiculously talented writer and produces high quality prose, world-building, plot and characterization. 

@feynites​ You keep being awesome.

Maybe, it’s also because she doesn’t waste her life trying to tear down other people like some sorry piece of shit just to feel better about herself. ahem.

Top Girl Group Videos On Youtube (10/25/15)
  1. Fifth Harmony - Worth It - 349,906,012
  2. Girls` Generation - Gee - 148,481,820
  3. The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons - 146,774,645
  4. Girls’ Generation - I Got A Boy - 144,093,196
  5. The Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up -  137,408,820
  6. 2NE1 - I Am The Best - 135,283,216
  7. Little Mix - Wings - 129,521,169
  8. Spice Girls - Wannabe - 128,189,376 (+1)
  9. Girls’ Generation - The Boys - 126,393,988 (-1)
  10. AKB48 - ヘビーローテーション - 120,253,340
  11. Girls’ Generation - Mr. Taxi (Dance version) - 106,895,643
  12. Fifth Harmony - BO$$ - 103,854,906
  13. Little Mix - Move - 99,189,623
  14. Little Mix - Black Magic - 92,837,435 *new*
  15. f(x) - Electric Shock -  87,379,493 (-1)

*Girls’ Generation - Oh! has fallen out of the top 15.