The fact that all those interesting top 15 videos are voiced by that nasal dude who accents things weird and sounds like the combining of 00s frosted tips and debilitating depression, thats sensitive ears phobia
This kid watched 2001 A Space Odyssey for the first time and went on a huge rant, calling Kubrick “just really lazy” and insisting “no negative comments” on his video. This is the classic form YouTube rant, but not only that- he perfectly embodies every boring internet movie critic, almost to a perfect tee (especially when he boasts about being unique for liking Tarantino movies). Every line from this is a great quote, but “I don’t understand things that make no sense” is the one I’ll be getting the tattoo of.
In this top 15 list, KingSpook and I look at the scariest haunted videos found online that we dare you to watch! Whether the paranormal legends about them are real or fake are for you to decide, but regardless the videos are quite scary. Enjoy our analysis of these entries.
Been doing a lot of reminiscing about YouTube gems lately, so I’m going to start doing a new thing on here where I post my top 15 favorite YouTube videos of all time (no possible way to narrow it down to 10). Each day (or whenever I get to it) I will post the next on my list, counting down to number one.
#15: HOW TO SHINE YOUR SHOES
I don’t know what it is- maybe the particular cadence and rhythm of this man’s speech… Maybe the fact that the video begins with nobody knowing if the camera is running… Or maybe the fact that it ends with him not finishing the job at all (and recommending you just use a professional anyway). It’s hard to waste everyone’s fucking time more than this guy’s shitty TV segment, and that’s what makes it so perfect.
(Note: this video has been unlisted from YouTube so thank GOD I favorited the link many years ago)