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The signs as sapphic filth
  • Aries: elbows covered in the sweat of 10 different girls from fowling them during the match
  • Taurus: WHY FART AND WASTE IT WHEN YOU CAN BURP AND TASTE IT
  • Gemini: #futch- looks like she's wearing makeup bc she doesn't wash her eyes when she wakes up; looks like she's pulling off that butch aesthetic but these were the only clean clothes in the house
  • Cancer: gets ticks from stray dogs, queefs when she thinks no one is listening, wears all black but her dandruff keeps flaking into her shoulders
  • Leo: """forgets"""' to wipe off engine grease she rubbed on her face because she thought it made her look hot like Imperator Furiosa
  • Virgo: this lazy shit didn't go to the barber until her hair grew longer than her pubes & made the barber redo her fade 4 times
  • Libra: licks your face and smells your armpits and strokes your body hair...in public
  • Scorpio: holds joint and jills off with the same fingers
  • Sagittarius: downs drink after drink, passes out, rises like a phoenix from her vomit
  • Capricorn: uses tinder while pooping, drinks tea regularly to poop regularly, smiles slyly when anyone says taco bell
  • Aquarius: buzzfeed article Top 10 Lesbian Hairstyles but on her pubes
  • Pisces: doesn't use gardening gloves and eats the damn tomato right there from the plant and eats the worm on it too