toots toots

wewhywontanyoftheseusernameswork  asked:

Slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers me, Robin and Toot? (Shut up I'm still doing my maths homework I promise)

ohhhhhhhh god these are all real people

heck

slow burn - you

fake date - robin

enemies to lovers - toot


i can’t even come up for valid reasons for these

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earth is miles away, but home is here right next to me

full piece of my submission for @klancefanzine 😊  prints will be available at AX 2017! 

@guys who want to find a girl like their mom: your mom cooks and cleans after you because she’s your mom. she has to love you unconditionally, that’s like her job. you won’t ever find a woman who loves you more than she loves herself because the rest of us didn’t carry you for 9 months, weren’t there to see you walk for the first time or potty train you. we don’t have to do your dirty laundry, smile at you when you fuck up and put up with your selfish undeserving ways. we’ll never be your mom. get over yourselves, the sun doesn’t come out of your asses and you only have one mom. don’t go out looking for a wife to replace her