had a dream last night that the Daleks got wind of the phrase “an apple a day keeps the Doctor away” and, y’know, took it literally. they built this massive fucking fortress out of fucking apples and just like chilled in there and Rose was like “doctor wot r u gonna do” and ten was just like  “i’m not gonna do anything, maybe they’ll just sit quietly in their apple dome”

woke up laughing

Tooth & Claw as a modern film noir

As a history professor, James McCrimmon never thought he would one day investigate crimes. But a recent kidnapping may be tied to child disappearances going back centuries. And the police require his help. He’s way out of his depths. He’d be completely lost without his favorite waitress and fellow insomniac Rose Tyler. 

The criminal is leaving clues all over Edinburgh, in places seemingly related to Queen Victoria. Clues that will take them deep into the Highlands for a mysterious masquerade at the Torchwood Estate. 

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