tookers

anonymous asked:

Sorry to bother, but I just have this doubt about TMP's latest episode. Did Morgan's cousin Lou propose raping a drunk woman so that he and his girlfriend could have a kid? And if he did, why aren't we all over that?

I’m guessing you’re referencing this line (but correct me if I’m wrong!):

"Okay, Sandra, we’re just going to have to figure out another way to get a baby. Oh! There’s that drunk nanny down at the park that always falls asleep!"

I had to go back and watch the episode to catch this line, because damn if Rob doesn’t have awful diction. But now that I have heard it and deciphered his mumbling, I’m pretty sure he’s proposing kidnapping, not rape.

As in, I think he’s saying that while the nanny is asleep, they should steal the children she is in charge of, rather than Lou raping her to get her pregnant. I am extremely relieved about this.

And actually, thank you so much for this ask, because I am a terrible person and the idea of Lou stealing children makes me giggle.

I am your problematic fave.

Queen Titania. Magick Crystal Wand.

“What though the sea with waves continuall
Doe eate the earth, it is no more at all ;
Ne is the earth the lesse, or loseth ought :
For whatsoever from one place doth fall
Is with the tyde unto another brought :
For there is nothing lost, that may be found if sought.”
~ Edmund Spenser, The Faerie Queene