took me years to do this!!!!!!

BTS reacting when you can’t tie a tie for them

Requested by; anon

Hi cani request a bts reaction where you cannot tie a tie for them?

Jin

“Wait, you don’t know how to tie a tie? It’s so basic to know; how do you not know that? Let me teach you.”

Suga

“Are you forreal? Okay; it took me ages to find out how to do it, so I don’t blame you. Let me show it to you real quick.”

J-Hope

“That’s so funny; who doesn’t know how to tie a tie? Okay; maybe Jungkook doesn’t, but that Jungkook. Hold up and I’ll teach how to tie a tie.”

Rapmonster

“Are you serious? That’s one of the most basic things you should know! This is just hilarious that you don’t know how to tie one!”

Jimin

“It took me like over a year to figure out how to tie one, so let me teach you how to!”

Taehyung

“Really? You don’t know? Well crap; I don’t know either so who’ll tie my tie for me?”

Jungkook

“Well shit; I don’t know either. Smartest duo goes to us!”

my boss made me cry today

today was my annual employee review at the zoo.

First, I do a self evaluation based on the goals we set the previous year. Well we hadnt set goals last year so we did it in january lol so instead i took the goals from january and carefully laid out every detail of what i accomplished, what i did not accomplish, and why. My self eval was 3 pages long by the time I was done.

The next step is to set a meeting to go over my self eval and set new goals and hear my employee review from my boss.

MEETING TIME COMES and she hands me her review to read which we will then discuss. She rated me as A and E on everything which means above average and excelling.

She told me she would recommend me for a promotion and a raise reflecting my hard work and im just AHHHHHH ITS AMAZING it made me cry.

now the final process is for our president to review my eval, her review and recommendation and make the adjustments she sees fit.

fingers crossed!! i don’t find put until July 1st

At my sisters graduation in a very English fashion every family gave a small clap for when their graduate took the stage. Me thinking this was boring af gave the biggest woop and applause I could manage when my sister got up to accept her paper thingy, which caused her boyfriend to join in with me and for her to give the biggest smile iv seen from any of the students that day. A few families after that joined in with over the top celebrations when their relatives came on stage thus making the entire (massive like 3000) room laugh. Everyone stopped being so stone faced and proper after that, it was nice. 

do you think sayo yamamoto knew how big yuri on ice would be? when she first came up with it, trying so hard to make that idea a reality - finding people willing to work with her, to make this project happen - do you think she knew? she is such an inspiration. she had a vision, and it took her years, but she made it happen, an amazing woman, a director, a creator. can u imagine the stamina?? she created the most beautiful scenes in the show, the ones that carry the feelings so perfectly that it just touched everyone, it took us by surprise, just wept us off our feet. i am so thankful - it came out of nowhere and it means so lot for people to finally see such passion for a sport combined with a genuinely healthy (gay) relationship, mental health issues and portraying the sport so accurately that even real life skaters became outspoken fans. do you think she knew?

To put your picture up here, seems like such a meaningless action.
There is no way that it could ever convey the
years i cried over never having met you.

I grew up knowing that the selfish and tyrannical behavior of (what was initially), on man, took you out of my life, forever.

I have no way of knowing whether your presence would have been a positive one, or a negative one. All i do know, is that the choice was made for me. And i always felt so violated for that.

You weren’t just a Radio Man, you were a vital part of my life. You carried stories of where i came from, within your heart. Sadly, all of this was lost.

So, it is imperative for me to say my Thanks.

anonymous asked:

Has God ever let you down? I'm a fellow believer so I just want an honest answer (no hate intended)

there have definitely been times when I didn’t understand the heartbreak or trials I was going through, and things that I thought were so right in God’s eyes ended up turning out completely different. in the moment I may have been angry at God because of the confusion and frustration at my situation. but I’ll be honest when I say (and I’m not just saying it to make this sound like rainbows and unicorns), sometimes it took years for me to look back and see that all those trials and heartbreak had purpose. and through those times God ultimately shaped my character and helped me grow. the question is, are you willing to trust Him in even the most difficult times? that’s when our faith is tested the most, and I do believe there’s such purpose in that. if you didn’t face any hardships, you wouldn’t need God. hardships are a part of life anyway, they’re bound to happen. we live in a sinful and fallen world. we need God. hope this answers some of your question or all of it. :) x

So we’ve now seen a couple of prom scenarios, yeah? Well, I think I cooked up a couple of scenario ideas for the asking part of it! :D I’ll go with the “later years” idea with this one. Oh boy, it took me ages to think of an idea, but it finally hit me. X3

Shortly after Eddy and Nazz’s mutual breakup, prom is approaching. Eddy’s nervous because he wants very much to ask Edd to the prom, but isn’t sure how to. Nazz suggests he find a fun, creative way to do it. She’d been seeing a lot of stories about guys (and sometimes girls) asking their chosen dates to prom and thought it’d be fun to try! So together they do some research to find a good way that would appeal to Edd…

Finally, Eddy comes up with something that he hopes Edd will like. Nazz approves, assuring him that Edd will love it and totally accept. “Besides, like I said, I’ve seen the way he looks at you. He’ll say yes.” She assures.

Eddy invites Edd over to his place, they talk, and finally… it’s time.

He presents a piece of paper with a few diagrams right out of the Periodic Table of the Elements. It reads out like this:

Edd is confused at this and says, “Eddy, those are elements from the Periodic Table placed randomly in a row. Two transition metals, a lanthanide, and an actinide. What in the world are you trying to showcase? And why is there a question mark at the end?”

So then Eddy replies, with a smirk, “Look again, Sockhead. You gotta read the first letter of ‘em all.”

Edd obliges and studies the little drawing, then realizes the secret message. He looks at Eddy, who’s smiling, but is visibly nervous.

It’s all clear now. :D

Then Edd smiles before grabbing Eddy in a very happy hug and having to hold back tears. He’s so touched that Eddy used his love for science just to ask him to the prom (and by extension, ask him out).

“Yes! Yes! I would love to go to prom with you, Eddy! Yes!” Edd exclaims. But then he remembers that Eddy hates being touched and pulls away, apologizing profusely.

But Eddy doesn’t even care. He just laughs and grins, they hug each other, and it’s just one big ball of yay! XD

43. If You Want Me To Stay

Hey!

First of all I want to thank you for your feedback to my last chapter! I was sooooo happy and pleased to see that you liked it. It wasn’t easy to write and it took me some time.
It continues a little bit emotional with Josh & Eileen. I hope I don’t disappoint you!

Have a nice weekend!
I hope that my favorite football team wins the cup today in the finals ;)


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Holy shit, dude! Besides, part of Rose’s appeal is the fact that she’s not perfect. Because none of us are, but she shows that just because you’re a shop girl with no prospects and several dysfunctional relationships doesn’t mean you can’t try to be and do better. Why should she let Jackie and Mickey hold her back if she wants more adventure in her life? It’s wrong to place their happiness in her hands. The only happiness she should be responsible for is her own.

Yup, my first point will be that yes, Rose is selfish at times. Because 1) she’s 19, and show me a 19 year old who isn’t at least a little self-absorbed, and 2) she was in a relationship with someone who used her (I mean, he took all her money so…) and after a situation like that, people tend to overcorrect to being more selfish. Their experience tells them no one else is going to look out for their interests, so they need to focus first on what they want. 

And I’m SO SICK of the idea that Rose was wrong to go after what she wanted in her own life just because it didn’t make her mum and ex-boyfriend happy. Why should she be the one miserable in her life while everyone else is content?

anonymous asked:

So I'm rereading the Run 'verse for the millionth time and can I just say that I love how when we meet 6 year old Sam he loves dinosaurs and it just continues throughout the whole series. It seriously makes me smile. Also your writing is amazing and is my go to stress reliever. Thank you for this awesomeness!!!! :)

Hi Friend! I am so sorry for how long it took me to reply. 

Thanks so much! I think when I gave Sam that, I’d just bought dino toys for one of my nieces or nephews. What kid doesn’t like dino toys, I thought, and Sam was the right age. And then, when I was thinking ahead, projecting what I might do with him, it was like, oh hey he liked dinosaurs when he was a kid, let’s make him a paleontologist. 

Though, it works a bit, too, as another little contrast with Darcy. Darcy took kind of a while to figure out what she wanted to do with her life, whereas Sam knew from the time he was a little kid. 

 Thanks again! Love you! 

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IM’S LIKE IT.

Have a tiny self-indulgent gif while I try to remember how to hold my pen!

UPDATED TRUMP DOCTOR LETTER

To Whom It May Concern:

A lot of people have expressed a desire for an update on President Donald J. Trump’s health since his inauguration. I have been the personal physician of President Donald J. Trump since 1980 and I am here to say that Mr. Trump’s health is absolutely better than ever.

Since being sworn in, Donald Trump has lost 50 pounds and gained 17 inches of height. He’s the longest president who has ever lived. His livers are both functioning flawlessly. His blood sets an all-time record for the state of New York for “most” and his blood pressure was rated “excellent” by seven different Fox News Twitter polls. He doesn’t even have one cholesterol.

I can say this unequivocally: Donald Trump has the most bones. Scientists estimate that he now has around 900 bones in his body and more are being discovered every day. Some of those bones have never been seen before. They allow him to be really good at presidential things like signing executive orders and making love nightly to his wife who wants him to.

Mr. Trump’s test results have been astonishingly excellent. He actually has a blood type we’ve never seen before: “All.” It’s both the universal donor and universal recipient, and sprinkling it on your penis makes your penis bigger. Mr. Trump’s blood is gorgeous. It has a rich color that’s hard to describe, but if I had to put it into words, I might call it “red.”

President Donald Trump has no family history of cancer, diabetes, or death. The president’s family members are immortal beings that walk the earth without end, craving the sweet release of death that will never come unless they make a deal with a cool witch. Donald Trump will never die, he will just keep growing vertically forever until he lives in space. It’s really astonishing.

His physical strength is extraordinary. He can lift as much as a mother whose child is trapped under a car, but he’s more attractive than that mother and he hasn’t let himself go like she has. Have you seen the way she dresses lately? The hypothetical mother in this simile is a total chunk. 4 at best. As the famous doctor Hippocrates once said, “Would not hit.”

Since the Inauguration, Mr. Trump has kept an extremely active lifestyle. He starts every morning by walking straight up into the sky and then walking down again. He also visits me regularly for checkups. Mr. Trump doesn’t let me touch him because of gay, so I just eyeball it and give him a once over. I can usually tell just by looking how much blood is in him that day or which liver has taken the lead, so it’s not a super intensive process.

Mr. Trump is not only the healthiest president that has ever served, but also the most handsome. I usually want to kiss President Trump when I see him, but I would never break the doctor-patient trust, so instead I kiss the portrait of him I drew on my little note pad. There have been no presidents that even come close to President Trump in terms of overall health and hotness. Franklin Pierce was pretty hot, but his body wasn’t great. James Garfield was more cute than hot. President Trump is the total package. I know this because of my stethoscope.

Just to give a little more background on me, I’ve been a doctor for years. I got into medicine the same way a lot of doctors do: I once took an unmarked pill that I found under a toilet in a public restroom, and the next thing I knew, I was blacked out doing surgery on a man on a Benihana table with the big knives they got over there. I flipped this guy’s appendix right into my hat. And that’s when I caught the bug, for surgery and for tetanus!

Now, I want to address some of the slanderous things that have been said about me. It’s just like these coastal elites to say I’m not qualified as a physician. They think you need fancy things, like a diploma from Harvard Med School or a diploma from a med school or a GED or a car or medicine or clean hands. You don’t need those to be a doctor! All you need is the right attitude and a good sense of humor and to be Jewish and a blank death certificate just in case!

This is America. We’re not “fancy” here. You’re supposed to be able to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and put a bunch of clamps in a guy and see what tubes you can clamp up without making him sleep forever. My grandfather was a blue-collar worker, and so was my father. I am a red-collar worker because my collar is always covered in spurting blood. I may not know art or science or what a “lung” is, but I do know that I love America and am a lung-doctor!

Because of my love of America and Donald Trump, it is an honor to be his physician. Donald Trump could teach us all a thing or two about health. Not only is he the healthiest human ever, but also the healthiest dog, house and Faberge Egg. I wish him luck as he continues on his endless journey.

Love,

“Doctor” Harold N. Bornstein, M.D. (Mostly Doctor)