took me a whole damn day

Are You Trying To Kill Pretty Boy?

There are some impossible tasks. In my line of work we solve problems everyday, but in my personal life, I can’t solve a damn thing. Wanting to impress someone that you work with is harder beyond belief. To add to the equation the one person I am trying to impress, wont give me the time of day. The whole team wants us together but he barely speaks to me, Dr.Spencer Reid, the mystery man of the bullpen. Spencer talked to all the rest of the team other than me, Penelope thinks he is just nervous so saw an opportunity and took it. She sent me pictures of what she wanted me to dress like tomorrow, she thought that is Spencer checked me out and got embarrassed or nervous it would just prove her theory and to come to think of it, she was right. My hair was curled, my lips were red, my pencil skirt was tight, my white button down shirt had two button’s open so show off some cleavage and black heels to show off my legs. I was feeling pretty good about myself and seeing Penelope’s and Derek’s face was payment enough.
“Are you trying to kill pretty boy?” Derek asked with a laugh as I stepped out of the elevator, still a little wobbly on the heels seeing as I didn’t wear them that often. I knew it was a huge change from what I usually wore and looked like but if anyone asked, it was what Penelope wanted and truth be told, it was.
“Let’s go introduce the new (Y/N)” Penelope said linking arms with me and I smiled slightly. Penelope and I both agreed that I would keep curling my hair and doing the makeup but there was no way in hell I was wearing heels and tight skirts all of the time.
“Everyone, I gave (Y/N) a bit of a make over.” Penelope said catching the attention of Spencer and JJ, the only two in the bullpen as this hour. I was nervous, I didn’t look myself and I tried keeping my eyes glued to the floor but when I felt Penelope elbow my ribcage, I flashed a small smile locked eyes with Spencer. He licked his lips, his eyes traveling all over my body and then back up to my eyes, maybe Penelope was right. He looked flustered, his cheeks turning a light red color and before I knew it he was looking down and grabbing some files, maybe she was wrong after all. I looked over at JJ and Derek after hearing a sound of a high-five and a Penelope sounding giggle while Spencer walked out of the room, covering something up. I was beyond confused.
“What just happened?” I asked half of me hoping I was wrong about what I was thinking, while the other half of me was hoping otherwise.
“Spencer liked you just as you were, he was too scared and nervous to say it, he told me. Seeing you all sexed up like this, make something else like you too.” Derek said making JJ shake her head with a laugh, as I turned a deep shade of red.Maybe some tasks aren’t as impossible.

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Good news: I finally learned how to make gifs! And with the 5th(!) anniversary of this blog coming up it was about damn time. The problem was patience, I have none. I’m fairly happy with this result (took me a whole day) but I still have a lot to figure out: mostly how to make bigger gifs without exceeding the gif size limit? And why are these still so grainy? I use GIMP, if anyone is an expert and want to help me out please let me know.

We were in a midst of our conversation when someone calls me on my phone. So immerse, I did not realize that it was my phone ringing until the 3rd call. I took my phone out of my pocket and glanced at the name. He stopped his words and I peeked back at him and saw that he was staring right at my phone. He then looks back into my eyes and raised his eyebrows, as in saying, “do you want to get that?” I chewed my lips before pressing deny. And the smirk on his face was so damn sexy as he went back to what he was talking about and I thought to myself, I could hear you talk this whole day.

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“I’m pretty sure that every minute of everyday, you’ve been stuck in a lab right beside me. At the academy, at sci-ops, this plane, you’ve been beside me the whole damn time.”


(insp.)

(I haven’t done much digital art besides the comic for a while now and these took me the whole damn day!! OTL I was supposed to do other things. (and in the end I got tired and left those arrows unfinished ueehhh….))

Anyway, these are my interpretation of the half-elf twins Vax’ildan and Vex’ahlia from the Critical Role rpg show. I’m still kinda figuring out my headcanon of their appearances (what are they wearing, I just don’t know), but I personally would like them to have a bit darker skin. Pretty much everyone in CR except Grog and Tiberius have this paper-white skin in all of the fan art, so why not….? I know this genre usually prefers pale elves but shhhh…. let me… let me just have this thing ok? *pat pat*

Otherwise their looks are heavily inspired by other CR fan art since I’m really bad at imagining fantasy characters myself 9__9

EDIT: I made some changes to the image since I realized I had totally missed a thing or two in my tired state…

Django Unchained (2012)

This is Ben. He’s a old Joe that lived around here for a long time. And I do mean a long damn time. Well Ben here took care of my daddy and my daddy’s daddy, till he up and keeled over one day. Old Ben took care of me. Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi puts a white man in contact with a whole lot of black faces. I spent my whole life here right here in Candyland, surrounded by black faces. And seeing them every day, day in day out, I only had one question. Why don’t they kill us? Now right out there on that porch three times a week for fifty years, old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor. Now if I was old Ben, I would have cut my daddy’s goddamn throat, and it wouldn’t have taken me no fifty years to do it neither. But he never did. Why not?

You see, the science of phrenology is crucial to understanding the separation about two species. In the skull of the African here, the area associated with submissiveness is larger than any human or other sub-human species on planet Earth. If you examine this piece of skull here, you’ll notice three distinct dimples. Here, here and here. Now if I was holding a skull of a… of an Isaac Newton or Galileo, these three dimples would be in the area of the skull most associated with creativity. But this is the skull of old Ben, and in the skull of old Ben unburdened by genius, these three dimples exist in the area of the skull most associated with servility.

Now bright boy, I will admit you are pretty clever. But if I took this hammer here and I bashed it in your skull, you would have the same three dimples in the same place as old Ben. Hey! Now lay your palms flat on the table top! If you lift those palms off that turtle shell table top, Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose with both barrels of that sawed off! There have been a lot of lies said around this dinner table here tonight, but that you can believe! 

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[17’s 쿱스]  2015년 마지막 세븐틴과 함께 해주실거죠~?  

“In 2015, from 17 Project, to our debut, to Mansae promotions, a lot of things have happened. For 2016, there might be even more things. Among these, we may even come up with a fanclub name. In 2016, 2017, 2018 and even further, we’ll work hard and have even better performances and songs. I hope you will be with us happily together. Thank you. I love you.
                                                                                                           — S.coups

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So, this is the surprise i was talking about. Yup, John Cenaplier. All because markiplier couldn’t hold back his god damn wrestling memes.

On a more serious note, wow this is my first real gif i’ve edited. I’m really proud of how this turned out though, it took me a whole day! :D I think this is my first real contribution to the fandom as well… Hope you guys like it. Oh also, this is kind of a little present for you guys for getting to 300 followers! It means a lot that hundreds of people like and are interested in my blog, haha. Thank you.

I’m aware how amazingly unfitting the face in the first gif is but i thought it just made it more hilarious

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yo happy tdov <3 seeing all these babes on my dash is freaking amazing

i usually dont post a whooollee crap ton about my gender because of the whole ‘special snowflake’ stigma. but i just want all of you lovely trans/nb people out there that you are wonderful and you are valid. it took me a long time to come to terms with myself, and if someone starts shitting on my identity i honestly cannot give a damn. im finally secure enough in my identity to do so.

anyway i look like crap rn so im just going to post some old selfies :-)

((they/them))