too-much-metal

today in "why i hate people"
  • surgeon: you need an mri of that knee
  • me: i can't have an mri of that knee there's metal in it see look at the xray there are two inch metal screws i've been getting ct arthrograms since 2009 bc of them
  • surgeon: i'm a doctor i know what i'm talking about get hte mri
  • me to radiology receptionist: i have metal in my leg
  • me to radiology tech 1: i have metal in my leg
  • radiology tech 1 20 min into mri: the machine isn't working do you have metal anywhere?
  • me: :|
  • raidology tech 2: k we can use this other mri machine
  • radiology tech 2 20 min into mri: wow that's a lot of metal i gotta recalibrate something
  • radiology tech 2 after mri: i don't htink this worked
  • surgeon: wow, it looks like there was too much metal in the joint for the mri to work! go get a ct arthrogram

I’m sorry, how have I read JK’s Sirius and James prequel so many times and never noticed this?? are you telling me that the Order had t-shirts? this is canon?? they were a secret organization created to fight the most powerful dark wizard of all time and they hAD T-SHIRTS? this?? is?? canon????
and if this was the case then there was no way that it wasn’t James and Sirius’ idea. and you better believe that Peter and Lily have some that they wear around the house. and they forced one on Remus and he refuses to wear it at meetings but he takes it on overnight missions with him to remind him of the boys. and James accidentally gets Lily one that’s about four sizes too big but she wears it anyway because “whatever, it’s maternity”.
tbh they probably gave one to Dumbledore too so just stop for a minute and imagine Albus Dumbledore wearing a rock band looking t-shirt to an Order of the Phoenix meeting and just nodding at James and Sirius and their matching shirts like “potter. black. lovely choice of wardrobe today”

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Favorite MFB Friendships:
Yu Tendo & Tsubasa Otori

“Your name’s Yu, isn’t it?”
“Huh? You know about me? That’s so cool!”
“Yeah, yeah I do. You’re the little boy who won the Survival Battle, and got the WBBA to agree to hold the Battle Bladers tournament. Isn’t that right?”
“What? Little boy?!”
“Though I hear your beyskills are, well, pretty good.”
Pretty good?! Who are you calling pretty good?!”

Bonus: