too soon for this shit

the ONLY way 

I’m going to forgive MARVEL

if steve rogers dies in infinity war

is if they make it SUPER GAY

AND i MEAN

SOOPUR-DOOPUR GAYYYYY

I want the slow motion when he takes the shot for someone

I want the overdramatic “NOOOO” while he topples over and hits the ground as everyone forgets that the world is literally ending in favor of running towards him

I want fucking Bucky to cradle his face and look deeply into his eyes and say  shit like “no it’s too soon” and “ we were supposed to make it together” as sentimental music swells

I want Tony and Steve to finally forgive each other. Tony apologizes for everything, Steve responds with an apology of his own. They both admit to have fucking up, it’s beautiful.

I WANT TEARS IN EVERYONE’S EYES

steve is holding on to bucky, he looks at him and tells him he’ll be ok, he’ll really be ok now

Bucky is stroking his hair and holding him tight and he’s like “steve i’m not going anywhere i’m right here i’m right here “ and when he realizes he’s really just NOT gonna make it, he gives him this little wry smile and says “it’s ok, you can go. it’s ok..”

steve turns to tony, he tells him he’s one of the best men he’s ever known and to look after the others to which tony pledges “i will”

AND STEVE CAN FINALLY LET GO

steve gives his final breath in bucky’s arms in the climax of the musical score called “The End Of The Line” or some shit like that. (wasn’t that a track in CATWS?? IDK maybe it’s the same track but a more Epic arrangement). bucky sobs. natasha sobs. EVERYONE SOBBING. and then they use steve’s memory to defeat thanos.

The post-credit scene is sam wilson coming home from steve’s memorial service to his apartment. he is surprised to find a shield right there, sitting in his living room. there’s a note from tony  saying some shit like “found this in (insert convenient place here), I think he meant for you to have it”. there’s a letter attached to the note, from steve, basically giving him his blessing to be Capn’ Murica. Sam finishes reading the letter with a watery smile and looks on at the shield.

…this is the only. way…. i’m saying goodbye.

So I’ve had this blog for just under two months and just hit my first thousand and I’m ??? like thank you so much to everyone who follows me. I love you all. So for 1k I figured I’d do a follow forever to celebrate all the people who’s blogs I love and yeah. I’m sorry I’m shit at thanking people idk how to do this I don’t deserve any of this and everyone who follows me is too kind.

Special thanks to everyone who’s taken the time to talk to me, either in messages or by dropping asks in my inbox. You guys make me smile and I’m so grateful for all the ways I’ve interacted with the various members of this fandom. 

Also to all my mutuals who have given me mini freak outs when they followed me because I am not worthy.

(Nobody’s bolded because I love everyone and felt bad.)

And, uh, here we go?

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Shadowhunters Shippers Rn:

Saphael: *obsessing over those precious moments when Raphael touches Simon, worrying about Saia/Rizzy*

Rizzy - jk who ships that

Sizzy: Well shit

Jimon: *is ready to obsess over episode 7 because their ship is finally TALKING.*

Jeliorn: Where the faerie at tho?

Clace: *waiting for Sebastian to show his ass so their ship can move along*

Saia: *obsessing over the cuteness in the last episode, ready for shit to happen*

Climon: *currently angry af over Maia and Simon’s interaction*

Maia/Jordan: *is waiting for J to show his fucking ass*

Maia/Izzy: Where’s our interaction at tho

Clizzy: *is obsessing over the fact that Izzy didn’t betray Clary*

Lucelyn: TOO SOON

Clalec: *crying over new Malec promo pics*

Meanwhile:

Malec: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!1!!!1 IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING YOU BASTARDS HOLY SHIT MALEC SEX JFC I’M DYING

anonymous asked:

LINK APPROACHES WAR THE SAME WAY HE DOES SEX OHMYGOFGD

I love writting Link like the absolute jackass he is.

Sidon: *Pointing at Link who is sitting on a tree branch, eating some nauseating, blurry looking food like a pig* That’s him. That’s the wild terror that will wed me and adopt many children with me.  I love him.

Shit.

2,500 Followers Drabble

Prompt:  “Is it too soon to say that we’re fucked?”

Pairing: firefighter!Jensen x Reader

Requested: @atc74


You’re pacing frantically in front of the Austin Fire Station, doing your god damn best to not hyperventilate. The fact that you even made it here is a fucking miracle. You literally sat in your driveway for a good hour, stupidly turning the ignition on and off in your car.

Considering the predicament you’re in, you appear to be quite pulled together. You’re even donning clean clothes and light makeup, a vast improvement over the last few days.

So now here you are at your friend Jensen’s place of employment, meeting him to spill the news that has you in such a tizzy.

“Hey, hun.” Jensen somehow appears out of fucking nowhere, the sound of his simple greeting startling you.

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Tom Holland Imagine (prompt) - PART TWO

request: part two to this tom request/prompt that some people asked for

a/n: this was kind of fun to write but i’m not sure it’s all that great

word count: 720

masterlist: (x)

“Thanks for these,” you said, dropping the pile of clothes into Tom’s lap as he sat in his set chair reading his script. Disturbed from his concentration, he looked up at you, his mouth curving into a sheepish smile. You were about to walk away when Tom called your name.

“What are you doing tonight?” he asked. You shrugged your shoulders. “Come by my place after you finish work, we can, uhm, run some lines and stuff. I’ll make you dinner.” He was so nervous, his words came out shaky.

Tom had no idea what was happening to him. His usual confident and carefree self was disappearing, being replaced by a nervous wreck whenever he was around you. He’d spent all night after you left him in his trailer thinking about you, wishing you’d stayed. He’d phoned Harrison in the early hours of the morning because he just needed to talk to someone about you. They came to the conclusion that Tom was developing feelings for you. According to Harrison, this had been happening for quite a while, but only now was Tom realising it. Harrison had said that Tom mentioned you in conversations whenever he could, he was always gushing about working with you in interviews, he watched you closely during set breaks, always wanting to be around you.

“Run some lines with you? Really?” You rolled your eyes. “Are you going to make up lines and stage directions again to try and get in my pants?” Tom fought back the redness of embarrassment burning his cheeks. He sighed. “Fine. I’ll come over, but only if you cook me that casserole again.”

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2.5K Drabbles/Oneshots! <3

I finally finished my 2.5K celebration prompts! (which is ridiculous because I just hit 4K). Thanks for your patience. Enjoy!!!

Drabbles

A Beautiful Lie  Jensen x Reader - “Why does everyone think we’re dating?!“


Bitch  Dean x Reader - “Don’t invite her, she might fall in love with me again.”


Broken  Jensen x Reader - “What do you mean it broke?”


Exhausted  Jensen x Reader - “Oh relax…it will probably grow back.”


Fuck Buddy  Dean x Reader - “Girls can’t handle this dick.”


Fuck, Marry, Kill  Jensen x Reader  - “Seriously? You want him over me?”


Moving On  Dean x Reader - “Are you trying to figure out if I’m a stripper?”


Now You Do  Jensen x Reader - “Why does my mom think you’re pregnant?”


Open Wide  Dean x Reader - “No decision should ever be made at 2am!“


Repay You  Dean x Reader - “I miss the days when you were cute and innocent.“


Shit  Jensen x Reader - “Is it too soon to say that we’re fucked?”


Undercover  Dean x Reader “You might not be aware but staring at my tits is unprofessional.”


You  Dean x Reader - “Out of all the things you’ve stuck in your mouth…that’s my least favorite one.”

Oneshots

Boner  Dean x Reader - “I’m not sure if you’re trying to turn me on but I have a boner now.”


Confession  Jensen x Reader - “Um…did you move into my house?“


Home  Jensen x Reader - “Why aren’t you nervous around me?“


Ideal  Jensen x Reader - “I honestly think you’re full of shit.“


Plastic  Jensen x Reader - “He’s been periodically throwing spoons at me for the past five years.”


Pop Princess  Jensen x Reader - “Don’t talk to me like I’m a god damn child.“


Proposition  Jensen x Reader - You’ve given up being sexy a long time ago haven’t you?“


Rich Bitch  Dean x Reader - “Dude…what’s with the short shorts?“


Sober  Jensen x Reader - “Why are you in my bed?!”


Spank Me  Dean x Reader - “Stop staring at my ass and help me!”


That’s My Girl  Jensen x Reader - “That’s not a good enough reason to get married.”


Vulnerable  Dean x Reader - “Will you for once stop thinking with your dick!”

Got7 Reaction to you wanting to do thigh riding

Omo… thigh…riding? I swear you guys want to fucking kill me :‘c do you know how hard it is to write about your ultimate kinks? and request as much as you want cutie, there is no problem at all with that~ Enjoy

Mark - He would laugh a little when you asked him, even more if you asked him randomly, but oh girl… Mark would HICKEY LOVE IT. I swear he would feel the luckiest to have you riding his thigh and would see you as the best girlfriend ever. If you asked him while you two were making out, he would smile between kisses and bring you to his lap, so you were stardling him. And if you took too long to start grinding, he would start the friction hinself, holding your but with both hands and holding you on his crotch. DA BOY WOULD GO CRAZY. I feel like he wold be a big fan of this since he is totally a but and thigh guy and he is all about you being a little dirty sometimes. He would love to hear the sound you made and how much pleasure you were getting from riding him, and he would feel the luckiest guy.

“Y/N….y-you feel so good…”

Originally posted by pervingonkpop

Jaebum - OH. MY. Our leader would be totally down for it. He wouldn’t even laugh like Mark when you asked him, he would sit and encourage you to sit on his lap and work it on him. Jaebum is the sweetest, but we all know he would have little control over himself when he is horny, hearing you ask to ride his thigh would make his nerves go crazy. I feel like the boy wouldn’t do this frequently with you, just because he wouldn’t be able to handle too long without actually having you, but he’d love when you casually sometimes told him you wanted to grind on his thigh. JB would adore the sounds you made and how horny and needy you looked grinding on his thigh. He would make sure to give you his best, putting pressure on your hips so your received more pleasure. OMG YES I WANT THIS.

“What are you waiting for?”

Originally posted by jaesbum

Jackson -You wanna know something ? When I read your request I instantely thought of Jackson. He has made sure to tell us he loves thighs and he’d love some foreplay and makeout sessions, everyday, every night (if u got that ur amazing). Jackson is a lot about skinship and always having his hands on you, so he’d love when you were the one having control over him. He’d close his eyes and let you do your thing while biting really hard his lower lip to prevent himself to moan too loud. Girl, he’d be the one asking you for it. You wouldn’t need, like, no. Before you couls even thibk in asking him, Jackson would have you on top of him already. He would be the one who would love it the most, and a makeout session without you grinding on his thigh would always seem incomplete. And let’s be real who wouldn’t want to ride them sexy thighs…?

“Baby, don’t stop.”

Originally posted by jack777

Jinyoung-  He has no shame. When it comes to sexy time with you, Junior has zero shame. Like, he’d turn into this wild creature, I am telling you xD if you asked him randomly he’d tease you about it and reject you to get you sufforing and to tease til he started to picture the situation on his mind and got to hot, then he’d grab you by the wrist and place you in his lap, attacking your lips and feeling your but with both hands. When you started to ride his thigh, Junior would bite his lip and try to contain his moans, and never stop looking you in the eyes. When you got all hot and bothered, him, being the tease he is, he would take you off of him and keep doing whatever he was doing before the makeout session started, leaving you with judging eyes and your arms crossed, since you were waiting for a little bit more then just a few kisses and grinding.

“I am waiting, come over here then.” (OH BOI IM GOING)

Originally posted by kareverie

Youngjae - Everybody thinks Jae is a saint (and he is) yet, da boy may sin too. We all know he would turn red and super shy shy shy at your request, but gurl, he’d feel soooo good when you were actually working your hips on him. Youngjae would love to know that he is pleasuring you, and sexy time would be based a lot in your pleasure over his, since all he wants is to make you feel good. When you started moaning by how surprinsingly good it felt he would moan too and don’t want you to stop so soon. He’d compliment the shit out of you and it would be so sweet and at the same time feel so dirty that you would just shut him up by placing your lips on his, but Youngjae would make it feel even better by intensifying the kiss and swallow your desperate moans.

“Jagi, you are perfect..”

(PLZ SOMEONE TELL ME THIS IS NOT JAE WTF HE LOOKS LIKE A SECX GOD)

Originally posted by iamlatinaandilovekpop

Bambam - TEASE AND TEASE. Of course he would want you grinding on his thigh, he would love whatever it meants you grinding on him so hell yeah he’d love it. But he would love it the most if you asked him, since Bam loves to be praised and feel like he is needed, he’d tease you so much though… even after you two made it. Goshh it wouldn’t be just good ridding his thigh but you would even have him dirty talking in your ear the entire time, it would be so easy to get off with this dirty child XD but once you got him horny gurl, you would have to finish the job, just saying. Bambam wouldn’t be as tough as Junior and would want you right there, it wasn’t fair for him just some grinding, he would want you all. So if you wanted to ride his thigh you better expect more than that.

“Show me how much you want me.”

Originally posted by ohparkjimin

Yugyeom - Oh boi, it would happen a lot :P like, this kid would have you on his lap 24/7. He’d just love the feeling of you there. If you asked him if you could try to ride his thigh he would find you really cute for being so needy and making such a blunt request, but he would shiver just to hear you asking it. Yugyeom would just nod and help you straddle one of his thighs, feeling kinda embarrassed til he felt your crotch grinding on his thigh, then he’d peper your whole neck with wet and rough kisses, and grind himself too, so the friction would be even more and feel even better for both. Then, he would want to do this everytime with you, home, in the studio, in the dorm, in the library (XD) EVERYWHERE AND EVERYTIME. The pleasure wouldn’t be just yours, Yugyeom wouldn’t be afraid to moan, and he’d do it while kissing your neck and his breath would send vibrations to every part of your body.

“Surprise me.”

Originally posted by chichangyu

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I AM DONE, OK? XD 

Hope you enjoyed it because I am sweating right now !

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