too poor lol

4

we finally have a girl who does :”^) 

  • the prince: *humiliates and dismisses the old woman in front of all his guests*
  • me: wow what an asshole, he deserves to suffer
  • the prince, as a beast: *pretentiously criticizes romeo and juliet after belle names it as her favorite play*
  • me: YES HE IS PERFECTLY FINE CHANGE HIM BACK TO THE PRINCE COZ I'M IN LOVE
8

Fired! After years… years of hard work. And ass kissing. Oh God, I kissed so many different kinds of asses.

8

You were the first to ask me if I’m okay. It’s not even a big deal, but those words…strangely comforted me.

  • JK: Oh, babe, I didn't want cream.
  • SG: Well, let me fix this for you babe.
  • JM: This is soy...
  • TH: Sucks to be you!
  • JM: *death glare*
  • TH: ...I'm going to get you coffee.

I’m glad we have a new race who will be confused about ‘chest bumps’ ..Like..at least the other races had Asari or Quarians..but here? It may seem like a total bizarre alien thingy..’What do you mean..you feed your infants..like..that..?Can you..Can you..do it now? Do you have ..it..in..there ? Human? HUMAN??!! ‘’

Day6 as useless superpowers

Sungjin: Levitate exactly 1cm above the ground

Jae: Able to understand animals but not talk to them

Junhyeok: Transform into only a tiny guinea pig

Youngk: Absorb bad luck

Wonpil: 13% bulletproof

Dowoon: Glow in the dark but only once