too perfect to be a goddamn ship

miadearden replied to your photosetsansa watching her future husband…

Never have I considered this ship before, but now you mention it…..aaaaaaahhh~

HONEST TO GOD okay what has sansa wanted her whole life before the bullshit that was the past 6-7 years? to be romanced until the end of her days by a handsome and brave and chivalrous knight described by famous songs right? he would marry her and sweep her over her feet and treat her like the queen she goddamn is. I really do think that podrick fits the bill. I really do think there’s a decent setup for them to work out if we did this.

this ship right now offers a wonderful spin on the concept: sansa has been disillusioned for 100% justifiable reason and actually sitting down with podrick and examining him as a person and someone in her life and how he acts - like the PERFECT gentleman knight from the romantic tales - would make her suspicious af first! i would too! like………… how can anyone be so honestly and genuinely so sweet and mannered and goodhearted in a world like theirs? how could they stay like that? what’s their motive? what do they want?

so this is someone that sansa hadn’t seen grow up or had the pleasure of knowing as a friend and couldn’t be sure of WHO they were!

we know what podrick wants: he wants to be a knight. that’s all he’s ever wanted! he wants to serve, he wants to be good at swordfighting and protect innocent people and his friends and that’s!!!!!!! saying a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think if you throw sansa and podrick together, you will have sansa facing her hopes and dreams she carried when she was younger - and maybe actually she can have some form of that happy ending she always wanted!! it would take a lot of healing and trust and resolve but aaaAAHHH

pros of sansrick: 

  • sansa gets a romantic happy ending with a future knight
  • the one she always dreamed of and kept hanging onto even in king’s landing when she thought of escaping and being safe finally
  • if it’s the noble families gotta marry noble familes thing uh podrick is from House Payne we got this covered it’s fine we’re good
  • PODRICK WOULD NEVER EVER HURT HER
  • THAT’S NOT ME EXAGGERATING 
  • HE IS THE BEST BOY
  • love yourself and realize that sansrick is a force for Good

cons of sansrick

  • um
  • wtFFFFF wHY DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS????
haha yea those two WOULD be cute together wouldn’t they? I don’t think I’ll end up making that canon though hahaha
—  Famous last words of a writer before a pairing consumes their life
Gradence/Gravebone/Gredence/Graves x Credence Fic Rec list

Originally posted by illilis

WARNING: most if not all of these stories have some to a lot of smut, possibly dub-con and/or non-con and/or questionable situations and consent. please be aware, and proceed with caution. also lots of spoilers. these are rec’s and reviews beyond the flailing sorts of comments i leave on the actual fics so yes that too.


First off I must mention the fact that when I left the theater after seeing the movie for the first time, the one thing I knew I wanted was some kind of consensual BDSM stuffs, and THIS series is bringing that to the extreme. I’ve dabbled and I’m still learning, the shit I include in my writing is pretty damn tame but this series is not, and I LOVE it. it’s a Modern AU where Credence and Graves are eventually living the scene 24/7 and it’s intense but so so so good.

Three parts currently:

Notes on a Lifestyle

Anima Mea

Lux(uria)

author is @clutchhedonist on tumblr too!

Next we have Show Me

The fic you knew was going to ensue after the healing scene and its frankly dreamy and perfect and I love it so much but its Credence and Grindelwald!Graves, so if that’s problematic, you know to avoid.


and next we have more sin aka smut that’s just short of a plot but you know what? that’s ok. Some of us just needed smut after all that goddamned sexual tension, so here, enjoy some

Freedom (Bound and Restricted) –great name btw.

also technically part of a series, and it is Credence and Grindelwald!Graves


and at long last we have an AU where Credence ends up finding the Real!Graves and he’s a bit of an asshole and you know what? it works damn well.

Its also a glorious 7k words and there is smut too so…. Yeah.

Such as is common to Man


a story I have been long awaiting and am breaking my ‘I never read WIP’s’ USUALLY rule, the Sugar Daddy AU and its of course modern and just, well, what it says.

What Shines Through

also go follow this creature on tumblr because just…do it.

@jonstarks

next up is the newest of the A/B/O stories, only 2 of which I have ever read, bc frankly its not usually my cup o’tea, but HOT DAMN for this ship I’ll take anything with smut that’s not too non-con or dub-con so yeah.

this is a lil confusing bc it is Real!Graves and Credence, but Grindelwald is sort of behind the scenes pulling the strings.

The Mating Habits of American Wizards


HERE is the first A/B/O story I read and goddamn it it’s a WIP but its so damn filthy and good im along for the sinful ass ride.

Pin me and mount me like a butterfly –YET ANOTHER PERFECT TITLE Hella

literally i was getting blushy reading this, and I aint no innocent little virgin, this story is just so….uh, well, when I saw the update posted lets just say I didn’t walk I ran to it.

also follow here @grindlywindlywald

now for something a bit darker, this story is a story with daddy!kink but its Grindy!graves and Credence and slightly dub-con so be ware.

I was just so thirsty for daddy!kink after usually seeing the only stories tagged that way are in RUSSIAN WHICH I CANNOT SPEAK OF COURSE so then I saw this and holy shit.

Mine


THIS story I just read today, after having seen the prompt sort of floating around the tag, and it is just great, short but good. I always want more of course because like how could I not?

So Graves is summoned to Credence before he’s found the Obscurus, mostly by accident. And yeah its fun.

Caught so neatly, as a bird in a net

@emowithalightsaber

this next story is one of my legit favorites I think ive read it about ten times and its just ugh, for those who wanted a non!innocent/virginal Credence and Graves first time, and HELLA he is a bit of a hoe but he’s fucking sweet and adorable so its FIIINE.

Til Tomorrow Comes

this needs a sequel like soon pls but if not its ok ill survive

(I wont)

THIS story I found myself reading at my car place awaiting the checkup, and let me tell you, reading smut for these two in public is still a challenge to keep a poker face, esp this little bit of fluff which sounds strange considering the plot-ish, its Prostitute!Credence and its great.

Fill My Head With Dreams


here’s a bit more filthy sin before we get to my ALL TIME FAVE FIC, and it gets DARK ish at the end so watchout. Grindle!graves x Credence.

Showersex. Because duhhh.

I want Colin Farrell naked in a shower with Ezra on his knees so this is a close second.

Wipe you clean with dirty hands


#timetosininearnest

THE LORDS WORK. Let me tell you a bit about this story. I have lived a life full of oppressive religion and plenty of gaslighting bullshit, and this story contains lots of that, but with plenty of angstyfluffysmut and a happy ending (SPOILER) to make it worth it, to me, so theres that.

This is also my fave trope of young innocent Credence being (accidentally) corrupted by hot smexy older Graves and its just bomb as fuck.

DID I MENTION ITS 15K?

Cause yeah.

Time for your come to jesus moment. More like come to graves and come for graves moments amiright?

The Lord’s Work


this concludes my horribly organized and off the cuff list, and it is not as complete as it should be, I’ll prolly end up updating it sometime soon.

Enjoy the sinbin my lovelies!

“I love you,” he whispers and adds, “Do you even know how much?” and Merlin nods because he does. He knows. And it’s rather desperate at times, but sometimes comfortable and warm too, like a pair of thick socks in the middle of winter, or ridiculous, or so goddamn freeing it’s like what Merlin imagines falling through a starlit sky feels like and he doesn’t know what version of them he loves the most. But it’s okay. They’re all those versions. All at once. And they’re perfect in their own complicated and messed up way.

First allow me to introduce you to the people who are of a consistence pain in the ass – bringing on the feels and God knows what else;

leon-s–kennedy - So this right here has been the leader of emotional distress, clearly on my own part. I adore this person IC and OOC, Ada may not have chose him for her heart, but all be damned if she’s going to live happily without knowing he cares. For the record? OOC? Leon-Mun is a damn sweetie. A wonderful writer and a character himself, I’m not sure this blog would even still be existence if it weren’t for this fellow here.

nomorextears - Helena. Oh lord, if you hate on Helena you are wrong on so many levels. This lovely lady pulls her off beautifully and frankly? I adore our interactions. This here is a lovely roleplayer, writer, and a card OOC. Shares my interest in beautifully tragic death scenes – what more could anyone ask for?

diaboluscarnifex - I still don’t know much about reboot – or devil may cry in general. Thing is? I adore this Dante, and the Mun is always around to bring a smile to my face, and be protective when I’m getting all sappy ‘n shit. A good friend, and an amazing writer. Also – kudos on 'dat Helena ass. Wink wonk.

zombiexpress - Leon, leon, leon, leon. I love you a lot okay? One of the best roleplayers to ever exist. Easily a person you could get along with, and should. Sweetie tbh, though gotta’ get passed snarky ass Leon. He acts all tough, but he’s really a big old dork. Ask Ada. She knows the truth.

domumxinveni - Still haven’t played TLOU, but goddamn this little girl has Ada’s heart. Mini Spy ain’t gonna’ die anytime soon, why? Because Ada’s kind of just accepted responsibility for Ellie, and do you assume that Ada will ever let anyone she gets close to die? Hell no. Mun. I love you, you aren’t the chattiest thing – but all the times you’ve made me laugh or gave me feels? Girl. I adore you, keep being awesome.

rebeckychambers - Alcohol brofisting. & awesome lesbians. I mean – nah. Rebecca-Mun is amazing and oh so precious. I love the way she writes and I sure as Hell love drunk bonding. But lord woman stop trying to get in Ada’s pants! Coughs. I love this roleplayer. Writing is flawless, portrayal is the most unique I’ve EVER seen. Much love. Much quality.

lavitaxnuova - Maxx is so damn fantastic. Three beautifully written OC’s and such an amazing person behind the screen. I know we don’t always get the chance to talk, but you’ve been here forever girl. I love you, love your muses.

gunpowdergallows - Jesus H. Christ if you are not following Deanna-butt you are on so many levels of wrong. We’ve been following each other for gosh like over a year at least, and I’ve loved your writing since the start. STILL ALWAYS GONNA’ BE YOUR PAPA GIRLY. Ahem. Truth is, this is Deanna Winchester to the core, the greatest genderbent RP blog I’ve ever seen and I love you.

crownofsmiles - Probably my longest lived friend via Roleplay. Shay? You and I go way back and I hope I’ll never lose you. Your OC has been around so long, and you’ve put so much work and development into Sora and just… I cannot wait til the day your game gets made, remember you owe me a free copy, mmkay? Your writing is perfect and I am so pleased with the fact that Ada and Sora are gonna’ have this AWKWARDLY forced mother daughter relationship. Aw yis.

furyofbahamut - Fangu-Butt. FANG. I love you, sunshine. I love you lots, and I swear one day I'mma just kidnap you and we’re gonna pop off to Hawaii and live off pineapples. You’ve been a loyal friend, and one I probably don’t even deserve. But Hell, you know I’ve got your back, darling.~ You know I love you.

carlaradames - Spoiler alert, this chick is one of the most amazing roleplayers to ever exist. It’s gonna be a damn shame to see your Carla go, because I can’t lie – you’ve given me more feels than any blog could probably hope to. Reminder that you are a damn quality writer and you’ll be missed, girl you’re a Hell of a writer. Don’t ever forget that.

marginalfighter - Ziggles, I am so happy to have you. You are one of those people who I know when I see you on the dash that I can always go to you and just. I don’t have to know your character that well to know that Ada and I both think you’re wonderful. We will always follow you, even if you can be the most awkward turtle ever.

infusedblues - Oh my darling, it hasn’t been that long since we met but I absolutely adore your company IC and OOC. You portray Zack in such a wonderful manner, and truly? It’s always a pleasure to chat. Keep being amazing, you precious thing.

tyranniical - Tracey. Darling, your Wesker is the most amazing thing to ever exist in the history of forever. I can’t even help but shower him in attention and Ada’s like – bitch I know I shouldn’t, but old habits die hard and HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. Ugh. You are such a sweetie OOC I don’t even know how you pull off Wesker so well, but I love your muse. I love you. So good to see you back, even part-time. Ada will be sure to make your life Hell. I swear.

illusiveguns - Trish. We’re still the badassest of bitches ever. I don’t even care if that doesn’t make sense. I adore you, I adore your writing, I adore everything you do. You are so damn precious and I miss interacting with you, and just. I will never unfollow you. No matter what muse you traverse to, and no matter where I vanish. You. Are. Amazing.

brandedbyanangel - Oh hello there you. Deen-Butt. I tell you now, you are such a pain in the butt. WITH YOUR ’ U ’ IN SAVIOR. IT DON’T GO IN THERE GIRLY GET OUT. Wait. No. I adore you, you are such a perfect writer and you are such a wonderful Dean. I fucking love you. So y'know always gonna’ be your papa too. Always. Coughs. But the fact that you insist on rping themes that break my heart has to stop one day. We should do a happy thang, gotit.

apocalypticcowboy - & there’s a reason I saved you for last, you fucker. Ahem. Thank you for making me question my otp, but let me just – I love you. I have no idea how you pull Rick off so goddamn perfectly, but you do. Couldn’t ask for a more amazing shipping partner tbh. Not to mention someone willing to ax any fuckers that irritate me. Which are a lot – hurrhurr. You’re so damn amazing, I could go on for hours on how fucking awesome you are. But I’d probably just swear a lot and be like, bitches gettin’ married and fleein’ to Russia? Yeaaah. You’re amazing, keep murdering my feels k.

Now to get to the list of all these amazing people who maybe haven’t made an impression on the spy bitch yet, but oh I know you lovely folks aren’t going anywhere and I need you to know that you are loved;

curseofthecolossi , praeliia , groundedvalkyrie , alexander-kozachenko , maya-torres , assholeinahoodie , fourthsurvivor , deus-ex-zeus , bsaa-sniper , relinquox , hhhawke , coeurcourageuxx , ravagedgrace , tacticalxkiller , veneii , angelicpromise , apexpredateur , mustprattle , silverwolfzinoviev , bloodybluerose , blackmarketbaroness , sequencefinale , transientgunner , tritusaugeous , pickamuse , devilbrought , crimsonheartbreaker , reverse-gaia , chineseghostlygirl , hellfirexx , iaintnokid , cryokinesiis , foolreversed , engineofdestruction , moonwalkinandy , affinityforsecrets , pierssureshotnivans , roseuscrystallum , apricatex , leonsurvivorkennedy , rifiutare , immortalguardian , verbotii , notadeadgirl , theyoungsir , keptshort , andthisisgonnahurt , reachedout , didyoueverflashythingme , crimsonslayer , cynicismxatbest , fugitivi , tripledshot , thebirkinsaviour , lionharted , angelchildxdesire , pilota-zingaro , fightuntilbroken , sonata-blues , thegovernmentlapdog , ebonyredgrave , lastlivingpotter , yellowascot , stxrcrossd , athisbest , protoxhipster , doctorbirkin , militusx , aintnohomocidecop , perfectxheist , ancientlily , hopefulxgreene , justxdifferent , bnehlacc , cybersniper , leonskennedyask , imabetterfather , leeurbaneverett , fiestymudblood

Do you ever just…… sigh contentedly because K/S love is just so goddamn PURE??? They literally just sit there gazing longingly into one another’s eyes and unnecessarily touching each other’s arms in moments of distress and one gets hurt and the other is like OMG MUST RUN TO PROTECT MY CAPTAIN/FIRST OFFICER FOR TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL REASONS 

It’s just honestly too much sometimes. Their love is so pure and perfect and I can’t even.

Bones can’t either, and that shit is funny as hell to watch. It’s why he drinks.

I AM LITERALLY CRYING OVER EPISODE 9. IT GETS REALLY BETTER EVERY FUCKING EPISODE.

- YURIO YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER. MY HC IS THAT HE’S GENDER-FLUID, THO I AM ALSO GO WITH HIM BEING TRANS.

- SHIT FUCK IT’S OKAY YURI. DADDY VICTOR’S GONNA COME BACK SOON–

- OH MY GOD MY SMOL RUSSIAN SON’S PERFORMANCE IS SO PERFECT-

- DANGIT MICHELE AND YOUR SISTER-COMPLEX

- FUCKING SHIPBAITING ME WITH JEAN-JACQUES AND YURIO, LIKE I LOVE THOSE TWO. LIKE I SHIP THEM TO HELL. BUT MY FUCKING SHIP SAILED THEN SANK IN ONE DAY.

- BUT WHY DOES JJ ALWAYS RILE YURIO LIKE THAT- LIKE WTF YOU PLAYIN’ WITH US?

- SHIT THAT WAS GODDAMN PROPOSAL LIKE WTF. I HEAR WEDDING BELLS, BUT ALSO HEAR SEASON 2 WITH FULL OF ANGST AND SUFFERING AND IMMA TALK ABOUT A THEORY SOON .

- BITCH, I’M GLAD MAKKACHIN DID NOT MAKKACHOKE THAT MUCH AND MAKKADIED. 

- I AM STILL WAITING FOR AN UNCENSORSED KISS BUT I’M STILL SATISFIED, I LOVE VICTUURI SO MUCH.

- OKAY NOW, I WANT A BACKSTORY FOR CAPTAIN CANADA, COZ HE’S TOO PERFECT, LIKE WTF. I LOVE YOU. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING, YOU HAVE A BEAUITFUL GF. AND I’M SAYING THIS WHILE I’M CRYING IN THE INSIDE COZ JURIO. I WILL STILL SHIP THEM THO, COZ YOU KNOW, I’M ALREADY IN THE POINT-OF-NO-RETURN.

- I NEED EPISODE 10 NOW PLIS. 

But just think about how proud and not even a little bit mad Amy was when she saw Karma singing to a large crowd of people. She didn’t care at all about Karma breaking her promise to let her hear the song first. That was completely overshadowed by her complete pride and joy at Karma’s bravery, Karma stepping up and feeling confident enough to sing for everyone. 

It’s only when it hits Amy why, when it hits her that Karma is singing for Liam, when she listens to those lyrics instead of just being in awe at and for Karma, that she realises just how deep she’s in it, just how much she wishes Karma was singing to everyone but at her, and how much Karma isn’t doing that, because Karma’s doing it for Liam. That moment. That perfect, ridiculously soul-destroying moment. You can see how she deflates. You can see every thought going through her mind. The moment pride for her best-friend-turned-fake-girlfriend-but-acts-like-real-girlfriend turns to this ashen, horrible disintegrating pile-up of emotions that blow her away and she can’t watch anymore because it hurts too goddamn much.

Rita’s acting. No lines, just facial expressions, body language. It’s crushing. It’s gorgeous. It’s realisation, it’s hope, it’s heartbreak, it’s disappointment, jealousy, confusion, it’s an absolutely ohfuckmylife moment and she’s blows it out of the park. 

anonymous asked:

I am a huge Helsa fan. It's part of my Top 5 OTPs of fiction. I have seen many fanfics, videos, fan art, and essays supporting it. But it has always caused me a great deal of heartache and feels because: It's not canon and there is little hope of it ever happening. Even if they make a sequel, even if Hans is redeemed, the directors will never do it. I hoped for OUAT Helsa, but with the recent ep., I doubt it will happen. I cried for the lost potential. What can I do so that it doesn't hurt.

I know how you feel, anon. I know very well.

Helsa must be one of the few couples I ship that isn’t canon. And on top of that, they are the very first and only Disney pair where I ship a hero with a villain. It crushed me at first. It really did. But I’ve learned to live with that and actually learn that things for Hans can change for the better. If Directors and crew would only bother on trying…

What to do so it doesn’t hurt? I can’t tell you to keep hoping. Because even if you do, until that damn sequel for Frozen is openly confirmed (I wanna hear the news right from Chris and Jenn’s mouths) we will never know anything about what’s going on with Hans’ character in that universe.

Waiting and hoping might work for me. But I know it’s really hard for so many others.

I will hold on to those words Santino got from the Frozen writers: “We want you back. We want to redeem you.” I have faith in the Anderson-Lopez who really want to work with Santino again. And I want to have faith in Jenn and Chris too.

The constant hate, ignorance and mocking we, Helsa shippers, face every day is devastating, rude and simply put, hurtful. I live it every goddamn day with my brother who sees Hans as nothing more than scum. I really don’t blame him, I understand him. But not seeing the slightest good in Hans? That’s bullshit.

Think about this. During 1/3 or 2/3 of the movie people are shipping Anna and Hans. They are perfect for each other. Then for 2/3 of the movie people ship Kristanna. That’s how “it’s suppose” to be/work a real relationship. But why does even exist the option of shipping Hans, one of the characters with the least of screen time and background, with none other than the so complex Snow Queen? Why this option even exists? I’m not talking about those who only ship Helsa because they look good together and all the superficial reasons of the ship. I’m talking about those who ship these characters because of something deeper. Of more importance. I want to think that those who ship Helsa because of their similarities and differences, ship them because they know this couple can work out. This couple has a chance. This couple it is NOT impossible. What it is really frustrating is the fact that not so many see this. They don’t see it or don’t want to see it.

I’ve heard it many times and I’m not tired of hear it: Hans is a redeemable character. Hans has redeemable qualities.

Why do I bother on shipping a Disney hero with a Disney villain?! Because this villain isn’t truly/completely a villain. I don’t see him that way. And I never will. Also I am convinced that Elsa, the only character as broken as Hans (Anna doesn’t count. She has Kristoff) is the only one who could see Hans’ virtues beneath his flaws. The same virtues Elsa possess under her own flaws. She is the only one who could bother on giving him a chance. The same chance she was given by her sister.

I don’t know what to do or say so you won’t feel pain about our beloved ship. I am sorry if I cannot help you. But I won’t lose hope. And I won’t give up. These above are some of my reasons to don’t care what others may think and say about Helsa and Hans. They help me. Maybe they’ll help you. I will give my hand, should and ear to any discouraged Helsa shipper. Be strong, comrade.