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why am i enjoying this so much
•they probably really like to cuddle. try not to think too much about paul whitty cuddling with another paul whitty
•they have quiet movie dates at home where they cuddle and watch romcoms and eat hot pockets for dinner. when this happens jeremy leaves and goes to michael’s and does not come back until the next day out of consideration and also fear. mostly fear.
•jenna is like super nosey abt their relationship and jeremy’s like woah,, you need to back off
•actually they’re all pretty curious about it but once the initial hype dies down no one really thinks about it much except michael (who always either happens to be visiting the heere household at the same time as mr reyes or is at his house with jeremy, who is venting about how much his dad and mr reyes are together,,,even tho him and michael are together just as much) and people all but forget until some random drama student walks into mr reyes’ classroom and they hear “look, if you’re going to occasionally sleep in my house and use our crappy microwave for your hot pockets that’s fine, but you should at least do some dishes every once in a while.” “i don’t ever see you doing any dishes, jeremy.” “yeah well-this isn’t about me!!!!” “i’m not there that much jeremy, i hardly think you should expect a guest to do dishes.” “your clothes are in our laundry! you have your own key!!” and the student just slowly turns around and leaves
•when they finally decide they want to move in together or smth they both together and separately ask jeremy about 150,000 times if he’s okay with it and he’s always like “yes go ahead” but they just keep asking and as they’re walking into play rehearsal together one day mr reyes is just like “jeremy are u sure it’s okay?? if you’re not comfortable-” and jeremy shouts, in front of the whole cast, “GODDAMMIT YES STOP ASKING ME AND JUST MOVE IN ALREADY YOU SPEND ALL YOUR FREE TIME AT MY HOUSE SO THERE WOULD BE NO DIFFERENCE” and mr reyes just replies “jeremy, watch your profanity” and jeremy mumbles “sorry dad” and takes his seat
•the pants song (reprise) is mr heere and michael trying to support each other and emotionally prepare for their dates with mr reyes and jeremy
•mr heere is mr reyes’ BIGGEST fan. mr reyes does a bunch of community theatre and mr heere goes to EVERY SHOW. jeremy tags along a lot too. hype man heeres.
•speaking of hype men, mr reyes and mr heere are super supportive of jeremy and are rly proud of everything he does??? give jeremy two sweet and totally in love dads who give him all the love and appreciation he deserves
•if you’re paul whitty and you’re reading this i’m so, so sorry
•if you’re anyone and you’re reading this i’m so, so sorry