Hi, can people stop spreading stuff about Tarjei quitting and Henrik being in trouble because it’s all lies and it’s making me sad and I want to be happy while I die in desperation waiting for this trailer to drop.
Since we were talking about Ace attorney the other day, @zeepuri digged up some memories of the Tenipuri crossover. This led to me either doing :”Making a sprite for Bane because he’s the only Rokkaku I haven’t drawn yet” or “fuck it all and do some selfindulgent Icchan/Aoi revamp”. I chose the latter (sorry Bane).
So in this AU, where Ojii got “murdered”, Aoi is of course a super important witness, since 50% of his life is spent with the old man. I still can’t decide who would be the most annoying witness, but he’s up there. He would totally reinvent his story to sound super cool And it just turns out he’s a nice, loud kiddo at the wrong moment at the wrong time.
Relevance of statements: 3/10 Trustworthiness: 5/10 Headache: 8/10
“Can the witness please leave the yelling to the lawyers,”
‘People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out. We just need to respect it.‘
Episode 2 (so many!)
'Is that why you stopped talking to me?’
'I like your handwriting. I think it’s really pretty. *BLUSHES*’ (PB: the only one who could make a 'cold and heartless’ vampire blush)
'I tried. I really, really tried. I just..I thought if I shut everything out and just focused on work, it would all be okay. All I managed to do was push everyone away. I pushed you away. I’m sorry Marceline.’ ‘Come on, what are you even apologising for?’ (Marcie being the best gf ever!)
'Promise to wake me up in 15 minutes.’ 'I promise.'
The Bubbline feels are real.
'Maybe you can pick up from a place you haven’t been yet.’ - Jake giving the best relationship advice ever
‘If you don’t like your job, it might be time to find a new one.’
‘Listen B-Football you seem like you might be feeling a little donked up in your head or your heart or both, and that’s okay.’
'Someday, when you die, I’ll be the one who puts you in the ground.'
’…That’s right, I forgot about Ooo’s extensive vampire community.'
'Honey, something weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle. And that’s not scary right?'
‘Old fashioned ideas have no place here.’ (Preach!)
‘Simon, you have to resist the empress!’ ‘But, she’s a woman!’ - can’t argue with that
‘Staking vampires. Protecting the last remaining humans. It felt like I was protecting you. It was the only thing that brought me happiness during those years.’
‘Dude was too old fashioned for his own good. He just couldn’t get with the times.’
‘I just wish I could do more for her.’
‘I believed in myself so much that I was blind to the possible consequences. Now, my best friend is dying of poison because of me.’
‘I dreamed about you while I was in my poison coma. I was all old and withered, and you were still nice and pink.’ ‘You think I’m nice?’ (Of course she does Bonnie. She’s freaking in love with you.)
‘No, it’s not fear. I know what fear feels like. So maybe it’s love?’
‘I love you Bonnibel.’ ‘Yeah, me too Bonnibel.’ (Awwwwwww…..)
‘We’re always the underdogs you and me, and we always pull through.’
‘There’s plenty of room there, if you don’t want to be alone.’ - PB (not so) subtly trying to get Marcie to move in with her
‘Now I’m a vampire with fresh mortal memories, and I don’t know, more empathy or something. More grown up. Bonnie, thank you for helping me grow up. Now I guess we get to hang out together forever.’ (PB blushes and I die)
SO MUCH BUBBLINE THIS SEASON. NO COMPLAINTS WHATSOEVER.
(Stakes was such a good arc!)
'But does growing up just change your body, or also your soul?'
‘Maybe the lesson is that, when you are grown, you won’t ever be able to tell when everything is going totally haywire. Or maybe, actually, if everything is perfectly fine.’
'I can see the world as it is. But your imagination, BMO lets you see the world how it could be or might sorta be like.'
'As you were built to give love, AMO was built to receive, but he could not think outside his programming, and was blinded by his need. Such is the cruel physics of love. That those who crave it will repel it, and only the dang rich get richer.’ (Damn.)
‘But I’m different! It’s not just Moe up here. It’s me too!. And if I cannot trust in Moe, I can trust in me. Oh boy, it sure in confusing being grown.’ (You got that right, BMO.)
‘Time is a slippery devil. Our lives are sudden. They come and go like a summer shower.’
‘Being a robot cowboy is a lonely job.’
‘Hey Jake, if you hear my internal monologue, I’m going to kill you!’
‘Sometimes I get lonely and need to hear the sound of other people talking.’
‘It’s like there’s this instruction manual that explains how to talk to people and everyone in the world got a copy except me.’
‘Dying together sucks a little less than dying alone.’
‘I say creepy is just another label we use to distance ourselves from stuff we don’t understand. Or that remind us of something in ourselves we’re not comfortable with. I mean, it just ain’t an actual thing you know, unless you choose to believe it.’
‘I will never know the pleasures of skinny dipping.’
‘Can we just take a moment to appreciate this moment?’
‘…But I only feel good about myself when I knock other people down.’
‘You should really stop and slow down more often.’ ‘Yeah, you get to hear life happening. Makes you feel good.’
‘If he doesn’t like his food, he’ll just spit it right back at you.’ ‘Ha-ha, Finn still does that.’
‘You scammed us into thinking we were spamming, You scammed us good! You’re a hero.’
‘It’s like the most evil heartburn!’
‘That must have been some cave!’ ‘(laughs) No comment!’
‘I want you to have a relationship with someone cool!’ (Jake being the most supportive bro ever)
‘Attracting forces come and go. It’s the way of the world.’
‘If I ever find what I’m looking for, I’ll become soft and I’ll cease to matter in this world. Fear of softness is what drove me to the mad and sad world of wizarding.’
‘But exceptional beasts like us cannot fall in love. That is the secret of ordinary people.’
‘I’m just a person. I’ve done things in the past. Things I’m not proud of. But, today I’m here to celebrate!’
‘Princess, I don’t have a special talent.’ ‘That’s okay too.’
‘Not in your everlasting lifetime, girlfriend!’ GIRLFRIEND
‘Imagine a pizza: Only half should be business, the rest should be personal. Personal pizza.’
‘Can you please try to get along tonight? (holds Bonnie’s hand) It would mean a lot to me.’ ‘I’ll try.’
‘Did you press the wrong button?’ ‘I never press the wrong button.’ ‘Yeah, you always know which button to press. I’m referring to the fact that you know how to annoy me.’ SURE YOU ARE MARCIE
‘So.. you got a boyfriend yet?’ ‘HA-NO.’ SUBTLE
‘It’s okay Simon. I’m just glad I didn’t destroy your world.’ ‘You are my world.’
‘I wouldn’t change anything. I’m a whole package.’
‘What to wear for my speech? Boss next door or hot president?’
‘I can’t believe I just believed Shelby cause he’s a nerd.’ ‘I know. It’s in his tone.’
‘Please don’t change. You’re perfect just the way you are.’ ‘Oh, I know! I just like to write sad songs.’
‘One can’t live on love alone. One must also have groceries.’
‘Being independent is awesome. You guys have any food?’
‘This’ll be fun. Like the opposite of a sleepover! I’ll stay up all night if you w–’ *falls asleep immediately
‘When we broke up I said sorry, but I didn’t fully understand exactly what I did wrong. I get it now. I shouldn’t have manipulated you. That was a really, really messed up thing to do, and I’m truly sorry.’ ‘You’ve grown up a lot, man. I forgive you.’
‘I could not go through with my vengeance. It would not have accomplished anything. Also, you and your brother are very sweet.’
‘Yo! Dogs didn’t use to talk, did you know that?’
‘You’ll outlive everyone you love.’ *turtle cries*
‘I’ve been here singing from the very beginning of Ooo. Since I can’t move from this spot, singing is my only outlet. I can neither participate in joy nor prevent disaster, so I sing.’
‘Only two kinds of people can hear my song, those who see the world with pure, childlike wonder and those with a deep sense of loss in their hearts. To everyone else, I’m just a period in a sentence in the book of Ooo.’
‘I’ve always wanted to be heard by everyone. That’s what friends are, right? Just people to observe you. People to enjoy your song.’
‘I at least need to unpack my last decade before embarking on my next decade.’