too many things to list

Top 20 Larry fics in 2016 over 100k by kudos on Ao3

* criteria; completed in 2016 and not part of a fic series

1. Soft Hands, Fast Feet, Can’t Lose by dolce_piccante for docilelou
2. California Sold by isthatyoularry
3. To Be Loved To Be In Love by Angel_Dust
4. Shake Me Down by AGreatPerhaps12
5. Nameless Night by green_feelings
6. wings to break your fall by karamelised
7. Hiding Place by alivingfire
8. Time Bomb by ThisSentimentalHeart
9. Fight For Me by Mie1412
10. Bloodline by banana_louis
11. Never Be by cherrystreet
12. And You’re My Ever After by NiamJenn1994
13. Luscious blood by Deidei
14. run away home by hattalove
15. Into the wild by Deidei
16. Lights Will Guide You Home by louisxharry1
17. Only You Can Be My Alpha by wubwubnparmaham
18. Fake It Till You Make It by thealmightyavocado
19. Dominus. by SS98
20. you are in love by wildestdreams

i know retroactively ascribing highly specific contemporary labels to dead historical figures is unproductive because our sense of language, experience, and identity will always be different from theirs but daphne du maurier was a trans man oh my god

A list of shitty things that the Skam kids have done

Eva: Stole her best friend’s boyfriend. Cheated on her boyfriend. 

Vilde: Has said too many inconsiderate things to even list. Is definitely hiding something to do with her mom’s wine nights. And lets be honest, is probably going to break Magnus’ heart.

Noora: Dated William despite Vilde. Left William to London without saying anything and lied about it to the girls.

Sana: Didn’t tell Noora about William’s girlfriend. 

Chris: Has definitely done something but we wouldn’t know because she doesn’t get the screen time she deserves.

Jonas: Smoked weed behind her girlfriend’s back and lied about it. Started dating her girlfriend’s best friend. 

Isak: Told Chris’ girlfriend about Eva and Chris. Forgot Magnus’ birthday. Was inconsiderate towards the mentally ill and towards “gay culture”.

Even: Cheated on Sonja. Got with Sonja when he was already with Isak. Has kept a lot of things from Isak.

And I’m sure you got so defensive while reading these, right? That’s because there are reasons and justifications for a lot of these things. There are no villains in skam, but these characters are humans that make mistakes. This human element is what makes skam so relatable and so real. 

So, why are we judging so many of the balloon boys and Noora atm, when everyone else has fucked up as well, and we don’t even know the whole story behind the last episode’s events? We need to wait until we hear the whole story, and even then we need to remember that everyone does shitty things sometimes.

Things Ravenclaw's tend to do

These are the many things I find myself doing too much, so here’s a list of ravenclaw struggles.

• Procrastinate…… alot (you can’t tell me you don’t because you do. Though if you don’t TELL ME YOUR SECRET)

• Grill their slytherin friend when they are behind in work.

• Which is very hypocritical on our half.

• Make a list of things to do.

• Misplace list of things. (Happens a lot more than you think.)

•we worry too much and normally end up having panic attacks. (Cue slytherin and hufflepuff friend.)

• Make another list, with cheesey ‘you can do it’ and 'just relax you’ll be fine’ notes.

• The more work we have, the more the procrastination levels rise.

• In the end you ignore the list you remade and suffer cause you let procrastination take over.

•*insert sarcastic slytherin friend support and booting you up the butt.*

• Somehow you pull through but suffering with lack of sleep and mental capacity.

• Then get teased cause everything your college friends have said has blew right over your head so you have no idea what’s going on.

Either way your a ravenclaw and whether people like you or not, be yourself because I wouldn’t change you for the world. Everyone is different and that makes you, you.

Love looney lou xxx

i’m sick of doom-and-gloom, 2edgy4u urban fantasies with angsty Chosen Ones™ and constant hard darkness and entirely too many werewolves. so here’s a list of kinder urban fantasy things:

• pharmacies run by faeries who can tell what you need with a single touch and who are tipped with dollar coins and drawstring pouches of sugar (don’t worry, they have human employees to handle the iron supplements)

• dryads who tend to the parks and sidewalk trees and have the ability to purify little patches of air for asthmatics who have difficulty breathing in the polluted city air

• tiny water sprites living in public fountains who use the coins people make wishes with to buy thimblefuls of coffee– once they’ve granted the wish to the best of their ability, of course

• sphinxes who guard libraries and only ask riddles at the level each passing person is capable of answering

• and werewolves too, I suppose, but they don’t sit around angsting all day about being monsters because there’s a monthly bus service that takes them to special parks just outside the city where they can spend the night running around and roughhousing without hurting anyone. they also get the next two days following the full moon off from work since wolfing is very tiring.

because while cities can be hard, dark, unfriendly places, they’re also vibrant and bright and full of all kinds of wonderful people


female character challenge: one character you will always defend
↳ Martha Jones, Doctor Who

I’m training to be a doctor. Not an alien doctor, a proper doctor. A doctor of medicine. Well that certainly is nonsense. Women might train to be doctors, but hardly a skivvy and hardly one of your colour. Oh, do you think? Bones of the hand. Carpal bones, proximal row. Scaphoid, lunate, triquetal, pisiform. Distal row. Trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate. Then the metacarpal bones extending in three distinct phalanges. Proximal, middle, distal.

The Signs As Quotes From ML Fics

Not meant to be taken seriously at all OMg. Consider it a fic rec list of sorts.


You have three holes in your body!“ exclaimed the dummy, the magic attacks pausing for a moment while he glared at her. "And you’re still running. What kind of monster are you?”

“Um. The determined kind?”

“Doesn’t matter,” the dummy said, acting as if she hadn’t spoken. “This just means I have to work harder to end you.”- Miraculous Tale by @awkwardnarturtle


“marinet cuts in here because destiny can fuck off, agrest is her man. She frown till destiny takes a hint and leabes. now that she s gone, she smield too.” - by @megatraven



Adrien felt so incandescently happy at that statement, so ecstatic that he could probably power France for the next ten years on his positive feelings from this one moment alone, that he didn’t even try to stop himself as he hugged her tighter, breathlessly laughing as he said, “Since you are my everything, that works out really well then.” - Ecstatic from @thepeachgreentea

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ziam fics you should bless your eyes with

(Remember to always leave kudos and comments when you read a work. It means loads to the authors)

Not My Type by deniallisstrong

When a group of five teenage girls go out to eat, all the girls have their eye on waiter Zayn, making a competition of who can get Zayn to fall for them–but it doesn’t seem that Zayn has any interest in the girls at all… but rather the crinkly-eyed boy at the table, Liam.

Also check out Work In Progress 

Liam doesn’t expect to receive a pickup line on his laptop—and he certainly doesn’t expect it to come from a mysterious Dj MaLiK either. But it seems anything can happen in a coffee shop

False Start by craziamlove 

We made a start, be it a false one, I know…

Or, where Zayn has a fake boyfriend, Liam loves football, and the other three are along for the ride.

All is Fair in Love and War by bad1ands 

Up-and-coming journalist Zayn Malik, in hopes of later being allowed to cover more substantial stories, takes on an assignment by which he must pull a guy and then push him away in ten days.
Advertising executive Liam Payne, in order to take over a major campaign for his company, must prove to his associates that he’s able to woo a man in less that two weeks.

They walk into a bar.

(An AU based off of the 2003 film How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.)

Not Haunted by jomouse 

Liam moves into a house he’s convinced is haunted, despite the reassuring words of his new housemates.

And Whose Wish, also by jomouse!!

Niall hires Liam to cater his flatmate Zayn’s surprise birthday party.

Fever Pitch by liamsfreckles

“How do you feel? When you come back to a place like Bradford?”

“I think it’s massively important, like, for me that I come back here. ‘Cause it grounds me, as a person. Just reminds me of why I started doing what I did.


A grin. “Yeah. Football.”

A Football AU where Zayn Malik is at the tail end of his illustrious career and going back to where it all began, Liam Payne is the one he never saw coming, and how one injury could change Zayn’s life forever.

You’re the flame behind my eyes by sunnysideup

‘I said I know now why you never asked why I said yes, and that’s fine Liam, I get it now, you never cared’

Liam is Zayn’s boss. He asks Zayn to pretend he’s engaged to him for a weekend at his parents’ - This is what comes next.

Or another fake engagement AU - Inspired just a little bit by the film 'The Proposal’.

hello kisses sweet as wine by xxcaribbean

not everyone is brave enough to go after the things they want. too much judgment and little respect creates nothing but fear; yet zayn’s always pursued what he’s felt regardless of those hang ups, and there’s not a day that goes by that he doesn’t regret any of his choices.

now, though, his decisions go a little beyond the spectrum of what people might consider normal, but zayn swears he did it out of love for himself and for his family. but mostly, it’s for his insatiable need to feel steadiness for once in his life.

zayn doesn’t expect mr. payne to have all the answers, and he certainly hadn’t meant to leave an impression.

so, this isn’t really a love story. well, it shouldn’t be.

The Way We Do by CupcakeCait 

Zayn and Liam play on rival football teams, and it’s hate at first sight, in Zayn’s case at least.

We Do What We Have To by iwanttowriteyouafic. 

“He watched the tape later, though, when Zayn had gone for a midnight shower and the apartment was silent. He skimmed through, desperately wanting to watch how they fit together before the clip is edited, but knowing that’s not what he’s looking for. No, he’s looking for the ending, where Zayn swaggers out of bed: plump lower caught between pearly white teeth, face eclipsing into a cheeky grin when he examines himself in the live feed. He looked directly into the camera, a tiny eyebrow raise accompanying his smirk giving hint that he’s enjoying the attention for a little more than what he’s being paid.”

(Or the one where Liam finds himself needing money quickly, and Zayn has a surprising suggestion of how to help.)

It’s Always Been You by livingforamiracle 

An AU where Liam consistently goes on bad dates only to realize that his favorite dates are the ones where he’s holed up in his flat with his best friend Zayn.

One And Only | M

SYNOPSIS: a sweet, unscripted make-out session with taehyung unexpectedly escalates into a concoction of breathy moans and fiery touches that makes you gasp for air. in a world where people are increasingly becoming unreliable, the two of you find solace in each other.

Originally posted by qt-taehyungssi

GENRE: university au, implied smut, 3012% still not for children eyes. mostly tender fluff.
PAIRING: taehyung kim x (fem.)reader
NOTES: this is for you, rian, all for you.

Today hasn’t been your best day. But it certainly hasn’t been your worst, either. On a mundane day, you can confidently say that you torture yourself by thinking of things that make your blood freeze; for example, if your friend is going to ask to borrow your horribly-taken chemistry notes that have too many pen-borne strike-throughs, and expect you to deliver. What if you haven’t begun that nagging statistics paper that you know will take you a solid week to finish, even if the due-date is no where near close? What if you have too many things to accomplish, that the very thought of even organizing a check-list seems daunting? You dare people to call you lazy; you probably are, but when you work, you work.

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Hot Things Guys Do

1. Thumb on the lip FUCKing ALWAYS DO THIS

2. Bend over so you’re leaning on one elbow

3. Like staring or making prolonged eye contact (not creepy tho lol)

4. Looking down and then looking back up at you

5. Like cracking a joke and then smiling when they see you laughing

6. Singing (FUCK)

7. Doing anything and being passionate about it

8. Raising your voice to make a point (this might just be me but holy hell)

9. Like little contact like a hand on the shoulder or like a playful punch I can’t

10. Making an effort to be near you or like stand next to you

11. When talking to a group of people like addressing you/looking at you more than anyone else

12. Leaning over and whispering in your ear 

13. Glasses if you wear glasses just marry me

14. Speaking another language omfg and using like a good accent when speaking in the language I JUST

15. Being like sweaty or flustered and like red in the cheeks and having your hair messed up like as if you just came back from working out or something

16. Playing with the edge of your shirt so it lifts up a little

17. Biting on a pencil or something or like playing with your lips

18. Breathing

19. I love guys

20. There are too many things, add to this list

It just occurred to me this morning that in the bowerbird story line, since Bucky is the first man Tony has been attracted to, Bucky is basically dealing with virgin!Tony. And I want to write bowerbird Bucky simultaneously smug as fuck that he’s going to bed a virgin and terrified that he might get too eager and make it bad for Tony. (Cue Bucky face down on the couch muttering “I just want to smash so bad” and Steve, the asshole, just replying “So smash?” And then Bucky gets all indignant like he’s not going to just smash Tony, Tony needs to be taken care of and pampered and loved and fuck you Steve this isn’t something to laugh about!)

Edit: And I have too many things on my list to focus on this now FUCK.

pretty face | michael gray

anon requested tatiana’s sister and michael

block of italics means speaking in russian fyi

Tatiana had woken you up early, at least for the night you’d had, throwing your curtains open.

Wake up. I need you today”

“Ughh…to do what?”

“Keep someone company”

“Sorry, I can’t. I’m keeping my bed company today”

You flopped back to the bed, tucking your head as deep in between the pillows as you could. You felt the movement of the covers by your feet and grumbled in advance of what you knew was coming. Tatiana’s favourite way to get you up since you were children. She crawled further up and you braced yourself.

She grasped at your hair, pulling your face up, and dotting a kiss to your cheek.

Get up before I drag you down the stairs by your ankles”

“Tania, why must you be this way?”

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Bitchhh I LOVED this episode of Supergirl I think it’s legit my fav so far. There were too many things I loved. so I’m just gonna list them here.

  • Maggie saying “Ride or Die” to Alex. Bitchhh need me a partner in crime like that, wtfff what kinda of badassery?? DAMn
  • The whole action sequence from the bar??? Fighting in the dark never looked so good?? sjkhd holy shiteeeekjhjkd love
  • Mon-El saying we should all take a deep breath or better a drink. Actually?? yes. good advise for any situation. Imma use it. often. all the time. 
  • Lillian Luthor telling Jeremiah “You’re the only Superman we need” Bitchhh I FANGIRLEDD SO hard. and hIS smile??? u know he LOVED that linee.
  • Sanvers kiss before Alex heads off to Cadmuss. Again. like this badass lesbians. holy shitt. fuck me upp.
  • Supergirl carrying LENA. they were gonna rob me of this supercorp scene forever but they didn’t I really thought. she carried her. mid flight. I lost my breath for a few seconds BITCHH. plus the guys who pushed Lena were so scared like “oh shit we fucked up badd what we gon tell big L??” djlhhflmao. anyways brb imma reblog every gifset of that scene ever.
  • Also. Alex blowing Cadmus up??? Lillian that binchh she thought Agent Danvers was bluffing but no uh baby this lesbian doesn’t play. she went there to tear that shit apart holy shit i luv her. 
  • Alex running to the ship?? listen. the actions scene were amazingly directed, kudos to the camera crew too. amazing work.
  • And u know. Alex flying the ship. 
  • oh and…Kara and Alex. The hands. the fucking hands through the glass. JUST FUCKING KARA AND ALEX. 
  • aLSO the fucking soundtrack playing when Kara was trying to return the ship??? bitch that shit destroyed ME. 

I arrived this episode a girl and left a woman. BLESS. 

anonymous asked:

David, could you please help me? I have a few (like 600) package files and my game is taking sooo long to load. Do i have too much package files? What should I do to make it load faster? Thank you :-(

Hello Anon! :]
Well, I can help you with some stuff I tried, too many things I’d say…
600 packages are not too much, in my Mods folder I have 210 Packages but I Really have 1417 files plus 61 plus 80 so I have 1558 files as total :]

So I’ve tried too many things, look this unordered list —before you start reading let me say you that this become a “Solve Your Problem” guide LOL:

  • Merging packages: The “First” Way

    With S3PE and doing it manually, you can see a tutorial in case you don’t know how Here, start at step 5

  • Merging Packages: The “Cool” Way

    With CCMagic —which is Great and saves you a Lot of time!—, at start it can be confusing but this guide is good, not the one I learned from but still nice.
    The thing with CCMagic is that I’m very organized and I have All in folders and they contain all by category so all is even more organized, look:

    And there I save the things that have a prefix :]
    I rename all my files

    A friend of mine aka Kilhian told me that CCMagic made her game run a lot lot faster because she had around 10GB of CC plus All AroundTheSims files

  • Having packages of Less than 200MB - 250MB is recommended

    So make sure any of your Merged files is more than 200MB or 250MB

  • Cleaning your Save

    It happens that sometimes your save can be of 1GB or so :0 My first save file had that size and the load times changed Too Much!
    What I did too much times was this:
    To Clean it through Save Cleaner which is the modern and programmed way to do the old way which is shown here at NRaas, this can reduce your file a lot But have this in mind:

    It will delete All the Thumbnails of your sims and the sims in the town plus some more things, the game will generate that again and again so clean it often, one per two weeks is nice —if you play too much!

    Thing I cannot do so often

  • Or Moving your Sims again

    It happens that sometimes the world can get buggy or have too many sims, I don’t know if you’d ever had that problem when the game saves forever but I’ve had, so you may want to une all your sims in a house and then saving it to library with their pictures, paintings and remembers in their pocket or library and load a new world or the same as a new game and start again :]

  • Saving As instead of Save As

    The woman at the video says —I think— that EA suggest to always Save As instead of Save, I learnt and could discover that Saving As would take a little less time for me to save —which is strange— and the save does not get corrupted as it used to get, I’ve had the same save from January or so, but don’t be excesive, use better the NRaas Saver for that, a Pop-up appears every 30 minutes asking you for save and give a name

    Watch the Video here

  • Monitoring your Town

    This game has weird things, so many I’d say, but one of these are the Wild Animals and the constant creation of NPC (Non Playable Character) in the town

    So for that I use a few Mods as are:

  • Seeing What your game Reads and why!

    There is a Great tool called Process Monitor and that thing can say you what your game is Reading and not why, you discover the why iin the next link, I learnt from Here the SimsWiki

    But I will give you a tip when you’re angry at the game, While loading and you think it’s been a while press either ALT+TAB or the Windows Key, open your ProcessMonitor.exe —previously configured— and if the game is reading per example “TheSimsSupernatural” folder toooooo much and veeery often or another EP or SP enter to the game again —if you play Fullscreen— and then start pressing random keys such as ESC | Space Bar | Enter | Shift | and in a minute or less the game will Load! That’s weird, isn’t it? But I could play by knowing that

  • Deleting your Caches

    It is good to do this, the game saves in the caches even the recolors you don’t used —And Multiple times!— so it starts getting bigger and bigger, every once a month or the time you want is nice :)
    Remember that are those:

    • compositorCache.package → This thing contains All your CASt presets and rendered objects
    • simCompositorCache.package → This things contains all your sims textures and CASt presets rendered too
    • socialCache.package → This thing downloads the news at TS3 site and your friends activity and Showtime shows and more
    • scriptCache.package → Try to delete this if you have problems with Mods or removed one and the game acts weird
    • Your WoldCaches folder can be deleted if you’re really hardcore LOL Or delete one by one
    • Your Thumbnails folder, you can leave DownloadsThumbnails.package if you use the Launcher

  • Being Really Hardcore

    This means to delete your The Sims 3 folder as this tutorial says, but don’t be That hardcore, save some useful files as these:

    • userPresets.package → Your CASt presets and saved patterns and colors
    • Options.ini → Your options of the game
    • DeviceConfig.log → Other Options
    • Your folders: Collections | ContentPatch | DCCache and the CCMerged.package inside it | Downloads if you have any | Exports if you have any, try to remove the files on this thing | InstalledWorlds if you have any | Library because OH MY GOD | SavedSims | Saves | Screenshots —those are the most important files of the game.

    Or just Rename the folder at Electronics Arts for The Sims 3 Old and move the files I say to not delete

  • Move your DCCache Files to Mods!

    I’ve not tried this one yet, but I’ve read that it can make your game faster, you basically move the files from the DCCache folder aka dcdb0.dbc —and so— and dcdb0.ebc —if you have legit Store content— to the Mods folder in another subfolder called “DCCache” and modifying the Resource.cfg by this thing —I suppose you have an Overrides Subfolder too:

    Priority 1000
    PackedFile "Overrides/*.package"
    PackedFile "Overrides/*/*.package"
    PackedFile "Overrides/*/*/*.package"
    PackedFile "Overrides/*/*/*/*.package"
    PackedFile "Overrides/*/*/*/*/*.package"

    Priority 500
    PackedFile Packages/*.package
    PackedFile Packages/*/*.package
    PackedFile Packages/*/*/*.package
    PackedFile Packages/*/*/*/*.package
    PackedFile Packages/*/*/*/*/*.package

    Priority 500
    PackedFile DCCache/*.dbc
    PackedFile DCCache/*/*.dbc
    PackedFile DCCache/*/*.world

    Priority 499
    PackedFile Test/*.package

    Priority 499
    PackedFile Probation/*.package
    PackedFile Probation/*/*.package
    PackedFile Probation/*/*/*.package
    PackedFile Probation/*/*/*/*.package

  • Compressing your Stuff!

    This is more useful before merge all the CC
    You can do it with the Compressorizer Redux, I learnded from Mirrah —I’m sorry that it does not have HTML format but w/e— See it here

  • In Case your game is Crashing

    Try this tool The Sims Crash Log Analyzer —or without Register here— and if it says that one EP or SP need to be updated then use this tool called The Sims 3 Patch Downloader

  • Disabling some Memories of sims

    I use this mod called Only Important Memories and it keeps your save smaller than a regular EA one because it does not saves the “OH I went to a Park 100 Times this week” Memories, plus it is nice

And I think that it is All, long enough LOL
But I hope you can find a solution to your problem, some people uses this program Razer Game Booster, and don’t be downloading all the things you see, there are so many broken things and a lot that need to be recategorized, see how here. By the way I have a few other mods.

Plus I save my Mods in the Overrides Folder, plus the content I don’t want to merge or just does not appears in Packages, and CCMagic has its own folder but leave it alone

Have a Beautiful day Anon! Let me know if you understood LOL

Fic writing to do list

@dimpled-halo tagged me to post my fic to do list because she loves causing me PAIN. Thank you, Jacky. :p

1. 1000 Feelings Prompt challenge fic

2. How To Love - posted WIP

3. For Reasons Unknown - co-write with Rearviewdreamer

4. MPreg Exchange Fic

5. Requested MPreg Fic

6. MITAM Challenge fic

7. 70’s Au

8. Because I Said So Au

9. Catch and Release Au

10. White Oleander Au

11. Sing Au (not the animated movie, it’s from the 80’s I think)

12. What’s Your Number Au

13. August Rush Au

14. Fae Au

15. Singer Harry/ Songwriter Louis Au

16. Fake Dating Au

17. Virgin Harry/ Arranged Marriage/ Prostitute Louis Au (Harry’s fiancé hires Louis to teach him how to pleasure a man)

18. Cancer fic

19. Medieval Magical Powers Au

20. Burlesque Harry Part2

21. Have A Little Faith Part2

22. Keep Holding On Timestamp

23. Hallway Boyfriends Part2

Ugh. I know there are more but I can’t remember them all off the top of my head. ARE YOU HAPPY, JACKY???? 😂

I’m gonna tag @all-these-larrythings because of course I am, @allwaswell16
because if she hasn’t done this already I know she’ll share my pain (misery loves company my friend!), @hazzabooween and @flamboyantommo

Ne Things

- Having a ton of hobbies
- Making a list for these hobbies to keep track of them all because there are so many
- Having a ton of ideas
- Making a list for these ideas to keep track of them all because there are so many
- Never finishing anything
- Making a list for all things unfinished to keep track of what needs to be finished because there are so many

In short: a crap ton of lists never reread because I’m too busy making other lists for things I have too many of.

Hoping to get some good solid Simming time in this weekend and finish up some projects! Here’s what I plan to work on (this list is more for myself than anything - I start too many things and then lose focus and never finish! :-P But lists do help):

  1. Dormer House (need to finish decorating and landscaping)
  2. Driftwood Cabin (a.k.a. Zen Beach House) (make some slight edits)
  3. The Lobster Dock (do a bit more playtesting)
  4. Windy Beach House - CC-free version 
  5. Slice of Lime Cottage - CC-free/expanded version (needs playtesting)
  6. Windy Island 64x64 lot (I have plans for this one but it doesn’t have a name yet ;)
  7. Seedy bar/bowling alley in Fairbridge Falls

I kind of want to get those Windy Island lots all wrapped up, which is why I’m saving the Fairbridge Falls lot for last, even though I started it first. ;)

I’m trying to get organized with all of my projects but I’m also having fun just working on whatever inspires me at the moment, so…stay tuned for more of that. Heh.

@spoiledbuni is cute for the following reasons.

• Does That thing where they do that art thing
• They’re named Dan, which gives the opportunity to call him Danimals
• Is married to @jamilton-central which is an instant cute boost
• Modest abt being cute
• I can’t even imagine a world without their cuteness
• This list is open-ended because there’s too many cute things about him for one list. Feel free to add on!