too many pants!

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That Would Be Nothing

The room, hazy with drunk laughter
too many eyes, reaching in pants,
I stumble, trying not to hit
the lasers, intricately laid,
a spider trap, sucking, selfish,
nominal interaction death,
thigh, stroke, what can I get from you?

@katrinnac

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

OTRA baltimore
  • harry was…i cannot put into words what harry was
  • louis was a golden vapor of the sun made human
  • liam was the darkest larrie (and had hella cute hair)
  • niall was so !!!!! niall in the best way i love niall
  • everything was gay
  • like so, so unbelievably gay

#LazerTeam Premiere!

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You put too many pockets on tracksuit pants, and there’s the fundamental fact that if you do not have the correct amount of elastic to hold them up, you don’t have pants—you have ankle shackles made out of nylon. And it’s impossible to win over a traffic warden who is trying to put a ticket on your car when your track pants are down around your ankles.