too many drivers

F1-drivers described with photos

Lewis Hamilton

Valtteri Bottas

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Räikkönen

Daniel Ricciardo

Max Verstappen

Felipe Massa

Lance Stroll

Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz Jr

Sergio Perez

Esteban Ocon

Romain Grosjean

Kevin Magnussen

Nico Hülkenberg 

Jolyon Palmer

Fernando Alonso 

Stoffel Vandoorne

Pascal Wehrlein

Marcus Ericsson

the further down the grid the sadder the drivers

anonymous asked:

Adam Driver will never have the success of Leonardo Dicaprio. After Star Wars, Disney will kick the mediocre Adam Driver, and will not even remember his name. Leo Dicaprio is boyfriend of the most beautiful angels of Victoria's Secret, Adam Driver has to settle for the stick in the mud of Joanne Tucker. Daisy Ridley will never be the mistress of the ugly Adam Driver. Leo Dicaprio is the king of charity, Adam Driver only supports the genocidal military that kill children.

Now listen here you little shit, Adam Driver was clearly meant to do all of Leonardo DiCaprio’s roles only better and how dare you tell me otherwise, when you know damn well he should be cast in the new remake of Titanic directed by Quentin Tarantino and starring Jennifer Lawrence; spoilers, the twist is that Jack lives and Rose dies. THEY DID THAT BECAUSE ADAM IS CLEARLY BETTER THAN LEO OBVS!!!!!!111111111

(in all honesty, I really hope this ask was written by a troll bot because what in the fuck did I just read-)

(picture credit from this post by @liberlibelulaart who I think would agree was a necessary addition to this post.)

The retirees of the 2017 Singapore GP.

Off to the left, we see some awkwardness. To the right, we have Nando telling the young’uns that a retirement is just another Sunday for him. And in the back, we can see…what I threw together because too many drivers retired from the race and I ran out of room/ideas.

What I love about Star Wars is how it brings different generations together

My parents watched Episode IV when they were still dating and many years later they found themselves watching Episode III with me and my sister. We were in the cinema waiting for the movie to begin and I remember my mum suddenly turning around, looking at me and my sister and saying: “Who would’ve thought that we would’ve ended up watching the end of this saga with our daughters!” (That’s when we still thought ep III was going to be the last one, thank god it wasn’t!)

And it’s amazing how this passion just never leaves us, because now we’re waiting for the new movies together and I know that in December we’re going to sit down and watch all the old ones together because we love the saga and we just can’t get enough!

I love Star Wars, flaws and all. I grew up with these movies and I’m happy there’s more to come, more for us to see, new amazing characters to fall in love with and more galaxies to explore. Who knows, maybe one day it will be me watching it with my kids!

Eight road trips

1. One particularly harsh Winter, the Trans-Siberian Highway briefly left its post to get a warm bowl of borscht. Since it had not had a drink since its construction, the Trans-Siberian Highway found that it was exceptionally thirsty and it accidentally drank all the borscht in Russia. This is why the Trans-Siberian Highway is infinitesimally more purple than you expect.

2. Hearing of this feat, the Trans-Sahara Highway conceived of a plan to curl up to its Northern end and drink the Mediterranean Sea. This plan, however, was foiled by excessive sand.

3. I hear tell that there was a substantial beer spillage on Australia’s Highway 1 in the 1980s. The tipsy highway decided to play the Hokey Pokey. Surprised travellers tell of hearing a colossal ‘Wooooaaaah’ noise and experiencing a confused period of high acceleration, followed by a brief vision of Alice Springs, followed by an abrupt jump backwards.

4. There was also that time that Route 66 got stoned and fell into the Pacific. Fortunately, this happened at night, so not too many drivers were inconvenienced.

5. Beijing’s ring roads occasionally shift position to prevent themselves getting too uncomfortable. Because of the many links between them, this is an exercise that requires considerable discussion and planning between the individual roads. You can often tell when they are about to do it by going out at dawn and listening for unusual noises.

6. The Pan-American Highway once went shopping for socks - or rather, one sock, because it only has one foot. Although it did eventually find a supplier willing to make a sock long enough, it was never able to satisfyingly wear the sock because it rubbed uncomfortably against the Darien Gap, and because the weave of the sock was too small to admit onbound traffic.

7. Whereas Toyko’s Yamate tunnel did not deliberately take a trip, but was instead hijacked by a nuclear-powered worm looking for a cosy place to live. The worm was uncomfortable in the tunnel and soon returned it.

8. One more to report. The M25, tired of endlessly circling London, will soon be launched into space in a bold bid to become one of Saturn’s rings. You haven’t heard about this? Well, there has been a lot of other stuff going on. It will be well past the orbit of the moon when it realises that Saturn is not so much small as far away. At which point we presume it will hijack a small asteroid and establish a pretend-Saturn at a more M25-friendly scale in the asteroid belt. I am not sure that London will be too unhappy if it does not return.

  • Me, on the day I get a new computer: I'm gonna keep it organized and make sure to clean out old files to keep it unpacked, and I'll be sure to not install too many drivers or software packages
  • Me, six months later: If my laptop was a sentient being then every waking moment it spent processing would be a nightmarish quagmire of suffering and despair. My registry looks like the Library of Alexandria after Julius Caesar was done with it. I have each version of DirectX installed thirteen times over. It takes Firefox the entire runtime of all 3 extended edition Lord of the Rings movies to open up in the first place. ihavenomouthandimustscream.wav