too many damn names

  • Teacher: *taking roll*
  • Teacher: Kuro Honda?
  • 2p Japan: here.
  • Teacher: Allen D. Jones?
  • 2p America: WASSUP
  • random student: what does the D stand for
  • 2p America: *smirks*
  • 2p Japan: don't
  • 2p America: it's D for Daniel
  • 2p Japan: stop
  • 2p America: AS IN-
  • 2p Japan: shut up
  • 2p America: -DAMN DANIEL

A,B,C or all of Above

FIRST SPOKEN WORDS- The Lunar Chronicles Edition
  • Cinder: It's not like wires are contagious.
  • Kai: I'm sorry. I didn't realize anyone was back there.
  • Iko: Cinder! I've got it!
  • Scarlet: Accept!
  • Wolf: Thank you.
  • Thorne: I'm sorry. It seems you've stumbled into the wrong jail cell. Do you need directions to get back to yours?
  • Cress: Hello?
  • Jacin: I don't suppose you killed her?
  • Winter: My Queen?
  • Bonus: Queen Levana: My dear Prince Regent, may I be the first to offer my condolences on the loss of your father, the good Emperor Rikan. May he forever rest in peace.
  • note: they're in order of appearance, not when they spoke first in their respective books

So I read the pizza katsudeku fic and normally I’d have to be really invested in the series and/or the couple in order to enjoy an au fic but

That is definitely top of the top

Strongly recommend for those who like reading aus and want to see Bakugou being a cute idiot dork

2

Bb pirates ft. Luffy

(Sorry if it’s smudgy and stuff. This was done in my sketchbook and I had to use a B pencil to even have it show up in the scan)

Uptown WAH

This hit, that ice cold
Princess Toadstool, that white gold
This one for them shroom girls
Them princesses straight masterpieces
Stylin’, whilen, livin’ it up in the castle
Got Toads on with Saint Bob-omb
Got kiss myself, I’m so pretty

I’m too hot (hot WAH)
Called a Cheep Cheep and a Yoshi
I’m too hot (hot WAH)
Make a Bowser wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot WAH)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot WAH)
Am I bad ‘bout those coins, break it down

Girls hit your Waluigi (WAH)
Girls hit your Waluigi (WAH)
Girls hit your Waluigi (WAH)
'Cause uptown WAH gon’ give it to you
'Cause uptown WAH gon’ give it to you
'Cause uptown WAH gon’ give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just WAH

Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some weegee in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Wario, get the stretch
Ride to Thwomp Ruins, Moo Moo Farm
Rainbow Road, Bowser’s Castle
If we show up, we gon’ show out
Smoother than a fresh stomped goomba

Uptown WAH you up
Uptown WAH you up
Uptown WAH you know what, i can’t finish this i cant fuckign

HOT DAMN !
I think this one is self explanatory on the why it’s a perfect fit.
Suggested by @dahoddlyweirdalexe

Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars - Mark Ronson

“Called a police and a fireman
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad ‘bout that money
Break it down”

long story how this image popped into my head but

“I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad ‘bout that money, break it down”

I suddenly related this bit to Daja. And then my brain like. Daja in a suit and fedora, dancing. Manhole geysers in the background. A dragon dancing and flaming towards the sky among all the water, somehow looking both groovy and despairing.

That all popped into my head in a flash and I want art of it.

Mirkwood Funk

This hit, that ice cold,
them white gems, that white gold!
this one for them wood elves,
them mirkwood elves straight masterpieces!
stylin, whilen, liven it up in the forest!
got robes on with sauron gone,
gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty

i’m too hot (hot damn!)
called a hobbit and a bargeman
i’m too hot (hot damn!)
make that dragon wanna retire man
i’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who i am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
am I bad ‘bout that money, break it down

Elves hit your hallelujah (whoo!) 3x
'cause mirkwood funk gon’ give it to you 3x
It’s feast night and we in the spot
don’t believe me just watch!

Stop! wait a minute.
fill my cup, put some wine in it!
take a sip, wave a hand,
Legolas, get the elk!
ride to Gondor, Rivendell,
Erebor, Minas Tirith!
If we show up, we gon show out,
smoother than a mithril helmet

i’m too hot (hot damn!)
called a hobbit and a bargeman
i’m too hot (hot damn!)
make Smaug wanna retire man
i’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who i am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
am I bad 'bout that money, break it down

Elves hit your hallelujah (whoo!) 3x
'cause mirkwood funk gon’ give it to you 3x
It’s feast night and we in the spot
don’t believe me just watch!

before you leave
lemmi tell ya’ll a little something
Mirk. Wood. Funk you up
mirkwood funk you up
Mirk. Wood. Funk you up
mirkwood funk you up

Come on dance, jump on it
if you elvish then flaunt it
if you immortal then own it
dont brag about it, come party


Grumbles about cosplay being left out as part of “fan art”

Realizes that gif makers get almost no recognition

Realizes people sing fan songs with no recognition

Realizes people build the damn car from the ground up with no recognition

Carefully hangs plaid shirt back up in closet to fight another day

Uptown Funk Throne of Glass version

I don’t know. I’m blaming the wine. Lots of f-bombs included, proceed with caution if that bothers you.

This magic, that ice cold
Celaena Sardothien
That white gold
This one, for them queen girls
Them bad girls
Straight masterpieces
Stylin’, killin’, livin’ it up in the city
Got Chaol with Aedion
Gotta kiss myself I’m so pretty

I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called the King of Adarlan
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a wyvern wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Gonna take back my kingdom
Break it down now

Bitches run away from me (whoo)
Bitches run away from me (whoo)
Bitches run away from me (whoo)
Cause Queen Aelin is comin’ for ya
Cause Queen Aelin is comin’ for ya
Cause Queen Aelin is comin’ for ya
Time to burn this shitty spot
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch

Hey, hey, hey, oh!
Stop!
Wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, kill a bitch
Rowan, get here now
Fly to Adarlan, Terrasen, Eyllwe, Wendlyn
If we show up, we gon’ burn shit
Hotter than an inferno

I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called the King of Adarlan
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a wyvern wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Bitch say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Gonna take back my kingdom
Break it down now

Bitches run away from me (whoo)
Bitches run away from me (whoo)
Bitches run away from me (whoo)
Cause Queen Aelin is comin’ for ya
Cause Queen Aelin is comin’ for ya
Cause Queen Aelin is comin’ for ya
Time to burn this shitty spot
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch

Before we leave
I’ma tell you a lil’ somethin’
Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up
Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up
I said Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up
Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up

Come on, run
Run from it
If you scared then run for it
If you loyal then join it
Don’t brag about it, come show me
Come on, run
Run from it
If you scared then run for it
Well, it’s time to burn this shitty spot
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch
Don’t believe me, just watch

Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up (say whaa)
Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up
Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up (say whaa)
Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up
Aelin will fuck you up, Aelin will fuck you up (say whaa)
Aelin will fuck you up

Fallen Funk (insert own backing music and singing here)

This Glim, that Moon-Pearl,
That Deck-stealing Artist’s Girl,
This one for them Clay Men,
Yea A-men, straight masterpieces
Stylin, while I’m
Living it up in the City
Got masks on, got rags on,
High Persuasive makes me so pretty.

I’m too hot (Hot damn)
Call the Constables, Mr Fires, man,
I’m too hot (Hot damn)
Make my lizard wanna retire, man
I’m too hot (Hot damn),
So say my name, you know who I am!
I’m too hot! (Hot damn)
And I’m mad ‘bout that Honey.

Girls, hit your Hallelujah (x3)
Cause Downtown Funk gonna give it to you
Saturday night, the Neath is alight!
Don’t believe me? Just watch!

Stop! Wait a minute!
Fill my cup, get some Greyfields in it!
Take a sip, check my Deck,
Urchin! Get my bag!
Ride to Wolfstack, Ladybones, Carnival, Shuttered Palace
on a Velocipede, so you can’t catch me
Constables aren’t ever gonna get me!

(and so on)