too lazy to tag teams

The mosts of this year’s World Championship

Oldest players

  1. Cristobal Huet (41 yrs), France
  2. Laurent Meunier (38 yrs), France
  3. Alexander Egger (37 yrs), Italy
  4. Armin Helfer (36 yrs), Italy
  5. Anders Bastiansen (36 yrs), Norway 

Youngest players

  1. Clayton Keller (18 yrs), USA
  2. Jesse Puljujärvi (18 yrs), Finland
  3. Charlie McAvoy (18 yrs), USA
  4. Nicolai Weichel (19 yrs), Denmark
  5. Pavel Vorobei (19 yrs), Belarus

Tallest players

  1. Mathias Bau Hansen (200 cm / 6'7"), Denmark
  2. Victor Hedman (198 cm / 6'6"), Sweden
  3. Nick Bjugstad (197 cm / 6'6"), USA
  4. Oliver Lauridsen (197 cm / 6'6"), Denmark 
  5. Thomas Larkin (196 cm / 6'5"), Italy 

Shortest players

  1. Yannic Seidenberg (171 cm / 5'7"), Germany
  2. Tommaso Traversa (171 cm / 5'7"), Italy
  3. Simon Kostner (172 cm / 5'8"), Italy
  4. Johnny Gaudreau (174 cm / 5'9"), USA
  5. Niklas Roest (174 cm / 5'9"), Norway  

Heaviest players

  1. Oskar Osala (110 kg / 243 lbs), Finland
  2. Oliver Lauridsen (108 kg / 238 lbs), Denmark
  3. Mathias Bau Hansen (108 kg / 238 lbs), Denmark
  4. Dmitry Korobov (108 kg / 238 lbs), Belarus
  5. Jordan Greenway (104 kg / 229 lbs), USA

Lightest players

  1. Niklas Schlegel (66 kg / 146 lbs), Switzerland
  2. Peter Trška (70 kg / 154 lbs), Slovakia
  3. Johnny Gaudreau (71 kg / 157 lbs), USA
  4. Raphael Andergassen (73 kg / 161 lbs), Italy
  5. Tommaso Goi (74 kg / 163 lbs), Italy

Oldest team

France–  28.7 yrs

Youngest team

USA–  22.6 yrs

Tallest team

USA–  187.4 cm /  6'2"

Shortest team

Switzerland–  182.6 cm /  5'11"

Heaviest team

Belarus–  90.2 kg / 199 lbs

Lightest team

Switzerland–  85.1 kg / 188 lbs

Anger issues part 5

Here, take it

Rushing to the g3n3tics truck, Cassie and Louis drove to the red base as fast as they could, but when they almost got there, they saw another of their team’s vehicles and a little ahead was none other than their medic, looking at them dead in the eye, he stepped off the truck’s way only to grab it when it passed by him and getting on the back

“OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO MURDER US BOTH” Louis started panicking and losing control of the truck, with Kieffer still looking at them

“Just calm down! We need him with us anyways! We’re going to see Swav! Keep on driving!” She took the command on the truck alongside the scout, making him drive in the direction of the red base and they both got in, rushing to the door and getting off the truck only to hit it desperately like they were being chased by a serial killer

Luckly for them, none other than Swav opened the door, with his cheeks and eyes still a little red, they waited for no response before getting in

“Swav, we know what happened! Kieffer got mugged and he’s too embarrassed to admit it or even go to his combat class now!”

“Yeah four eyes! He even beat the crap outta the robbers but for some reason he’s being stupidly dramatic”

“I am being what, now” Kieffer stood on the door, looking at his teammates with an anger that could only be described as excruciating, he stepped forward and snatched his ID from Louis’ hands and was about to grab a frying pan to hit him but a certain voice distracted him from doing so

“Is that so Kieffer…? Why didn’t you tell anyone?” Swav could only look at his beloved in the eyes with hurt feelings, waiting for a response with a nod on his throat

“I did not want to seem weak Swav… I even got stabbed and the pain makes me irritable…”

With small tears on his eyes, Swav quickly hugged the other medic tightly, burying his face on the other’s shoulder

“You know that you can tell me anything Kieffer… You’re so important to me that I’m never going to judge you…”

Both still hurt, they looked at each other in the eyes before getting closer and pressing their lips together in a soft kiss, Swav knew that appearing tough and unbreakable was important to Kieffer, but having an special someone was supposed to let you show your weaknesses from time to time

Looking at the heart warming scene, Louis and Cass snuck out of the base and ran for their lives to the van Kieffer left outside on the road and quickly drove back to the g3n3tics base hoping for the best


Kieffer, the g3n3tics medic belongs to @zuendzie​​ and can be found at @ask-g3n3tic-kieffer​​

Cassandra, the g3n3tics pyro belongs to me and can be found at @g3n3tic4l-pyromania​​

Louis, the g3n3tics scout belongs to @screaming-medic​​ and can be found at @ask-g3n3t1cscout​​

Bel, the g3n3tics engineer belongs to @ask-bel-and-engi​​ and can be found at @bel-g3​​

Ava, the g3n3tics sniper belongs to @5u5hi-roll and can be found at @ask-g3n3tic-sniper​​

 Swav, the red medic’s son belongs to @kittehkatlol​ and can be found at @nomedicalicense

Anger issues part 4

It’s part four right…? Also, if that wasn’t the original tittle, se jodió bc I ain’t changing it son

The trio investigated on Kieffer’s classes that included usage of melee weapons and painting, he met with Swav at the afternoon and still had a hand to hand combat class after that, he kept on painting grey rocks at the second class but the discovered that he didn’t attend combat on that day and haven’t since then, that caused Swav to walk out of the recreational center, not even caring about putting on his coat correctly before stepping out to the cold weather

“Swav wait! What’s wrong? We have some clues now!” Cass rushed o stop the young medic, his sudden reaction scared her immediately

“Kieffer’s been lying to me, he said that he had been attending these classes… Why wouldn’t he tell me…?” He looked around paranoic, he started to panick fearing for the worst, what if he was greeting another person? “This was a mistake… Goodbye… Mister Louis, Miss Cassandra”

“Wait, what? Cassandra? Wait Swav!”  She tried to stop him but it was useless, he rushed away to his own van and drove off back to the red base without even listening “Look at what you’ve done Louis!”

“Me? But it was him who overeacted!”

“Yes but you wanted to investigate this stuff! Now he surely hates me!”

“Calm down dum’ dum’ We can still find out what really happened so that four eyes calms down and forgives the other four eyes”

Receiving some frustrated pushes from the pyro, he kept on lurking around the area until the both found a literally bloody mess on an alley nearby, and on top of that, they saw some evidence that brought their attention, a single eye sized glass shattered on the ground, some teeth near the walls and bloodstains on the walls themselves, even a piece of a purple shirt laying on the ground

“If I was a genius detective, which I’m only a genius, I’d say that Kieffer beat the crap outta some random toughs” Incurred the scout, that would maybe explain why Kieffer was so angry, he even covered his face and tightly held his side when he got to the base that night

“That’s it Louis! He got mugged and he’s too embarrassed to admit it!”

“That bastard’s making all of us suffer to canalize his frustration, I knew that he had emotional issues from the day we met”

“We need to tell Swav!”

Kieffer, the g3n3tics medic belongs to @zuendzie​​ and can be found at @ask-g3n3tic-kieffer​​

Cassandra, the g3n3tics pyro belongs to me and can be found at @g3n3tic4l-pyromania​​

Louis, the g3n3tics scout belongs to @screaming-medic​​ and can be found at @ask-g3n3t1cscout​​

Bel, the g3n3tics engineer belongs to @ask-bel-and-engi​​ and can be found at @bel-g3​​

Ava, the g3n3tics sniper belongs to @5u5hi-roll and can be found at @ask-g3n3tic-sniper​​

 Swav, the red medic’s son belongs to @kittehkatlol​ and can be found at @nomedicalicense