HAHAAHAIFEELSTRONGLYABOUTTHISITAKEITVERYPERSONALLYHAHAH YEAH YOUR JOKE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
“Wow, you’re super insightful!”
“You know, sometimes she says stuff, and it just makes me think sometimes, like how did I not realize that before?” (Insert preening and hair flipping.)
You understand people and you can flip through their true motivations in a second and sometimes you blatantly point that out to them and sometimes you’re just too lazy to even care because what the hell does it have to do with you and let them go on a rampage
You end up explaining someone’s emotions to them
You’re the author of text messages between your friend and their s.o
You see something that’s unfair, sometimes you risk your ass for it, sometimes you don’t feel like risking your ass for it and then feel bad cause you didn’t risk your ass for it
When there’s arguments and someone wants you to pick a side you want to melt into a puddle slowly and disappear
You’re the master of validating feelings in arguments
You get yelled at sometimes when someone wants you to pick their side and you start considering the other person’s perspective
CONFLICT IS FUCKING STRESSFUL IN GENERAL
A lot of the times when there are arguments you feel like you’re in a battlefield and getting shot at from all directions and gingerly tip-toeing through a minefield and it’s like you’re trying to soothe fucking rabid dogs.
Judging judgy people and feeling bad for judging the judgy people when they might be judgy for a very valid issue like self esteem or something
Seeing through someone’s emotional appeals deep down to their true actual emotional appeal and seeing that they’ve convinced themselves that the false emotional appeal is genuine and then saying their true motivation in a split second (the seeing through motivations thingy) and having them like WOAH WHAT HOW DID U EVEN KNOW THIS U R MAGIC and being like yes, yes I know.
Split second decisions, I like this, I don’t like this, wow I hope you choke and die how could you do that to someone and then guilt like wait no I don’t want them to choke and die that makes me just as bad
Lying to yourself and then knowing you’re lying to yourself and facing up to your own true motivations
Ranting to someone when you just want to rant and then they start giving you advice and you’re like NONONO I’M NOT LOOKING FOR ADVICE I’VE ALREADY DECIDED THIS I JUST WANTED TO VENT
Scary xstjs “EXPLAIN THIS.” I’M SO SORRY I CAN’T IDK HOW THIS IS ALL VALUE BASED AND IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS LOGICALLY TO YOU PLEASE DON’T HURT ME
Making things so much more fucking difficult for yourself out of a need for authenticity and being true to yourself when just going along with something would be much easier and you’d be so much less stressed and everyone is like stop being difficult omg and you’re like YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
“Ah you silly little thing you’d best lose that idealistic view now before you’re disappointed.” FUCK OFF U SAD OLD BITTER PERSON WE WILL BE IDEALISTIC OK LEAVE US ALONE WE KNOW WE’LL BE DISAPPOINTED AT TIMES, IT’S NOT NAIVETY, WE’RE AWARE OF IT, YET WE STILL CHOOSE TO KEEP THE PERSPECTIVE GET IT THROUGH UR DAMN SKULL
Not really caring what people think of you unless it’s inaccurate and then still not caring because you’re a boss ass bitch and it doesn’t apply to you so who cares if they think you’re a bitch you know WHO YOU ARE AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS
Straining your hardest to not take a comment personally
Having people be like wow you’re so unemotional what a MYSTERY and you’re like if only you knew what goes on inside
Did this for the pure fact of the picture he tweeted (below) a while ago and because Jacob is the literal love of my life. okay enjoy and i hope you all have intense feels and wet panties bye
PS this is also dedicated to my best friend Nina
After a long hard day on the stage, my babe just came back on the tour bus. I can’t believe how long it’s been since I’ve seen him. I decided, last minute of course, to come find him in Georgia and surprise him and hopefully get a chance to finally talk to him. Between touring with R5 and songwriting in Nashville when he is home, we’ve been drifting a little I guess, but that’ll definitely change tonight.
I heard the door open on the bus. I was sitting in the back where there’s a little day bed. (I made sure to wear my best lingerie just as a precaution). I heard his footsteps coming closer to the back of the bus and I couldn’t help my heartbeat going a mile a minute. And then right past the thin door that separated the back of the bus from the front, I saw his long slender fingers that I’m all too familiar with. The door opened slightly and I saw his head poke through, I smiled up at him as I slowly got up off the daybed.
“Oh my gosh no you didn’t” Jacob said as he covered his mouth. He was drenched in sweat still from going so hard on stage, also because it’s the middle of July in Georgia.
“Oh yes I did babe!” I said as I came closer to him. I wrapped my arms around his waist and he pulled me in as tight as possible and kissed my head a million times. I looked up at him and he kissed me on the lips, both forcefully and passionately. It was such a needy and hungry kiss, the kind that makes you want to make love but also rip all your clothes off.
He pulled away for just a second as he said, “God I want you so bad, I’ve missed you so much babydoll.” He walked us closer to the daybed and pushed me down lightly, he pulled off his shirt and threw it in the other corner of the room, too lazy to even care if anyone finds it. He reaches down to pull me up just enough to rip my cardigan off, only to be happy that he didn’t find another shirt underneath.
“You planned something like this didn’t you, naughty baby” He said smirking down at me as he kissed me and pulled on my bottom lip.
Clothes flew everywhere and neither one of us cared if someone walked in, this was our time.
Jacob’s fingers trailed all over my skin in such a needy and heated passion filled manner. He moved his fingers and traced over my breasts and trailed them lower to my heat and, as painfully slow as he could, just barely grazes my sensitive clit. He looks up at me, relishing in this moment, knowing that every single flick and touch he does, is one second closer from sending me over the edge.
I was moaning to no end, his expert fingers knew exactly what to do. He pushed his fingers inside me, curling them up and knowing exactly what to do to make me moan his name.
“oh Jacob!” I would moan over and over and over again.
“You like that baby huh? You like when I do this?” He said as he teased my clit. I looked down to see his face just in time for him to duck down to where his hands were and start licking my clit as if it were his last time.
I pulled at his hair, coming so close to my climax, I couldn’t bear it anymore.
“Jacob oh my God I’m gonna-”
“Nuh-uh babygirl not yet..” He said as he released all contact from me.
I groaned in frustration and anticipation as he got up onto his knees and went back to kissing me roughly.
He pulled me up with him wanting to keep as little space between us as possible. His hands roughly roaming my body in a heated passion that couldn’t be duplicated. His mouth tasted just as sweet as I’d remembered and his hands so soft against my hot skin.
He layed me back down as he aligned himself with me. Looking at my eyes, staring into them with so much love and lust. He mouthed the words “I love you” as he pushed himself deeper inside me. I couldn’t help but let out a loud moan.
Elated that this moment has finally come after spending so much time apart, I didn’t want this time to end. He was peppering kisses along my jaw, onto my neck and on top of my collarbone. I swiftly took his face in my hands and looked my love in the eyes as I moaned out his name endlessly as we rode out our highs. He thrusted a few more times before enveloping me into his long, strong arms that I’ve missed oh so much these past few months.
I snuggled up closer to him breathing in his all too familiar scent. A mixture of his signature clean and musky cologne along with the hint of sweat from stage and our love. And in this moment that we both needed to get lost in, I realized that while we may not have gotten a chance to talk, our bodies communicated where words failed. And I also came to know that I never wanted to share this kind of moment with any other man.
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i like to think that before Xephos knew a lot about Minecraftia, Honeydew “teaches” him by saying that anything and everything is dangerous.
like he points towards a sheep and says, “you see that fluffy white thing? it shoots spikes and if you touch the nose it explodes. that speckles brown-and-white thing? the moment you lay eyes on it it morphs into a 5-headed scaled beast and roasts you instantly. don’t pick flowers because they spit acid.”