too flashy

A Bit of Madness (pt. 10)

Part 9

Dark pushes himself up off the floor only to find himself in his own void. Markiplier stares down at him with a smile. “It’s not fair, is it?”

“Very funny,” Dark growls.

“Good to know you still have a sense of humor after all these years.” Mark grabs Dark’s chin and tilts his head from side to side. “Why are you so desirable to the House? Why does it want you specifically?”

“Experience,” Dark says, jerking his head back out of Mark’s hold. “Was I always this annoying?”

Markiplier laughs until a strange expression passes over his face. His features contort and twist as a strangled noise is wrenched from his throat. Dark takes a step back as he falls to the ground, presumably dead. In his place, a mirror image of Dark stands still smiling—the house’s aura. “I was growing tired of him, too flashy.”

Dark looks down at Markiplier’s body and frowns. “Years and years of searching for revenge…”

“And the end result isn’t quite what you were hoping for? Of course not. You lost site of our objective in order to satisfy your lust for revenge, and what has it gotten you?” The aura smirks. “I can make you so much more powerful when we work together.”

Dark shakes his head. “What do you want from me?”

The aura tilts its head to the side. “Take his place,” it gestures to Markiplier before stepping over him, closer to Dark. “Gain me more puppets, and together, we can make sure we’re remembered, that we live forever. It’s what you’ve always wanted.”

Dark grits his teeth and leans away from the aura. “Maybe I’ve changed my mind…”

The aura reaches out and cuts off Dark’s air. He struggles against it, gasping and falling to his knees as panic sets in. Dark shakes his head, pleading with his eyes, with his thoughts, anything. The aura laughs and leans over him. “You don’t have a mind to change. Your mind is mine. Your body is mine. It has been for years.” The aura releases its hold on Dark’s breathing, and Dark slumps against to the floor.

“Some of our guests have a plan to burn this house to the ground.” The aura drags Dark up by his hair. “Go kill them.”


“Mare!” Peevils throws her arms around his neck and hugs him. “Please, please no more of this. Let’s go home.”

Wilford hugs Amy. “I should’ve gone after you. I never should’ve let you out of my sight.”

“It’s ok, Will.” She rubs his back and kisses his cheek. “I’m alright, see?”

“We have to move quickly if we’re going to do this,” Mare growls. He looks over at Mad. “And we’ll have to carry him out.”

“What about the Detective, Dark, and Google? Or the Butler and the Chef?” Damien asks. “We have to find them and make sure they get out, too.”

Celine blinks and tilts her head to the side, “Mark and Wilford should carry Mad out of the House. You and I will go to retrieve the others, and Amy, Peevils, and Mare can make sure the place is ready to burn.”

“No, I’m not leaving Amy alone with…” Mark glances over at Mare and Peevils who both smirk.

“Something wrong, love?” Peevils reaches out and traces her fingers down his cheek. “I’ll take good care of her for you.”

“Then Wilford will go with them, too,” Celine offers. “You and Damien can carry Mare, and I can surely induce the remaining guests to leave the building on my own. Ok?”

Mark nods. “Alright, alright.”

They part ways, but a certain shadow follows them, watching carefully, waiting for a chance to strike.


anyway, consider, witch mccree au

cue training montage that I do not have enough ink or stamina to finish

170728 EXO-L Japan Magazine Q&A: Kyungsoo

Q1. Your ideal bedroom interior design?

A. I don’t like having a lot of stuff lying around, so if it were possible I’d like to have a modern and simple design. With a darker monochrome scheme.

Q2. A rule in the dorm?

A. Because we’ve been living together for so long, we understand each other. It seems we don’t have anything fixed. A rule to not be a nuisance is enough.

Q3. Tell us about another member’s habit!

A. Baekhyun has the room next to mine, but I think he gets sleep paralysis. He’ll groan “ah…” and stuff. I go to sleep hearing that all the time (laughs).

Q4. A habit or something you always do at home?

A. Nothing in particular. Watching Youtube videos or movies on my phone before going to sleep, if that counts. It might be good to stretch both sides of my back, but I don’t like stretching much (laughs).

Q5. Your phone’s lock screen?

A. It’s of the movie La La Land. It’s a project by a director I like, and it left an impression because I’d never seen a musical-type film.

Q6. Picture you took recently with your phone?

A. Trees, city lights from an airplane. And… it seems to be full of pictures of food (laughs).

Q7. A recent dream you had?

A. I don’t dream that vividly. It usually feels like it gets dark, and then I wake up.

Q8. Something you’re concerned with in your casual outfits?

A. Because clothes aren’t exciting to me and I don’t like looking too flashy, I avoid such wear.

Q9. Something recent that made you smile a lot?

A. When I ate this delicious tempura! It was from this Michelin-star tempura shop in Japan that I like. I like Japanese food in general.

Q10. The saddest thing that happened to you recently?

A. Although almost nothing happened personally [to make me sad], if I want to feel sad I’ll watch a movie that forces me to be. It’s not a recent release, but the Korean movie The Last Blossom made me cry awfully.

jpn to kor: @Nicht_allein | kor to eng: fydk


I actually stayed up last night thinking about the bros weapons in that solarpunk/steampunk verse and came to the conclusion that I desperately want to keep the hammers. so yeah. hammers.

the way marios hammer is designed he can light it on fire anytime. luigis is actually pretty tricky bc electricity isnt as straightforward as fire, but I imagine it can jumpstart any kind of machine that runs on electricity bc nintendo logic

their secondary weapons would be something they use along with their hammers. marios is a pick (chisel) and luigis is a pair of pliers. 

yes I am invested in this why do you ask

Sunny Disposition

Summary: Dean has a hard time believing that the reader is a hunter because of her sunny disposition.

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1,597

A/N: This is for @ilostmyshoe-79‘s Sweet Emotions Challenge. My prompt is Optimistic.

“What would you like to order, handsome?”

“Two slices of your finest pie, sweetheart. One apple and one cherry.” Dean requests with a lick of his lips, handing over his menu to the voluptuous waitress.

“Between you and me…I won’t tell if you make the pieces a little bigger than usual.”

“It will be our little secret.” She promises with a wink, before slinking away with a swivel in her hips.

“I don’t want pie.” Sam interrupts, making Dean unwillingly tear his eyes away from the waitress’s plump ass.

“It’s for Garth. The last time we worked together, he tried stealing a bite of my pie and I nearly shot him. The dork is getting his own this time.” Dean declares with a huff, his grumpiness getting worse by the second.

“I see.” Sam awkwardly shifts in his seat and it makes Dean squint his eyes suspiciously.

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come undone || bill skarsgård

description: in which he can’t find the right words to say, so you ask him to show you instead

requested by: anonymous

warnings: smut

notes: this is vaguely based off of this song. i don’t normally write song based imagines, and the song wasn’t requested, but it fit well with the plot of this. 

He’d always thought he was good with words.

He was eloquent in his speech, he enjoyed deep conversation, and he had a knack for capturing everyone’s attention, whether he was talking about some profound ordeal, or simply telling a story from his childhood. It just came natural to him. 

But then you came along, burning bright as a setting sun, crashing into him like a rolling wave, and suddenly, Bill found himself at a loss for words.

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When I was 16, another young trans woman told me to avoid wearing anything too flashy, otherwise people would know that I’m transgender (as if it were a bad thing). We should be encouraging trans people to express ourselves and wear whatever we want, not policing each other. Of course, she learned this from media and therapists who don’t want us to exist. I spent years after that worrying that something might make me “look like a drag queen” or draw unnecessary attention to myself. Little did I know, I would be mostly wearing clothes designed for men just a few years later. So, this sequin blazer selfie goes out to her and her own struggles with internalized transmisogyny. Trans people are not a monolith. We each have our own aesthetics and fashion senses. But one thing holds true for all of us: we deserve to be respected.

anonymous asked:

RFA+Saeran go prom shopping with their daughter

Aww, this is cute! Here you go~


  • His daughter really didn’t want him to come
  • But he insisted
  • He spent the whole time on the way there lecturing her about how men are beasts
  • You distracted Zen while your daughter picked out what she wanted
  • Your daughter is in the dressing room by the time he finishes choosing a few dresses
  • The dress she’s wearing when you get there is a long flowy dress
  • Zen disapproves immediately
  • “But, Dad, it’s a nice event! I barely get to wear something like this.”
  • “You can look nice and wear long sleeves.”
  • He makes her try all the dresses he picked…which are overly conservative
  • Meanwhile, you find some other dresses that your daughter might actually like
  • There’s one that’s a decent length and with good coverage, but bare shoulders
  • Zen is upset until you remind him how similar it is to the one you wore to the first RFA party
  • He compromises and tries to make his daughter wear a grandma cardigan
  • She has to leave the house with it on, but you feel bad
  • “Remember, if it gets too warm in the room, you can always take it off,” you add with a wink
  • She’s so grateful to you


  • He’d been so busy at work, you two had barely seen him
  • When your daughter asks him to tag along for prom shopping, he’s so touched
  • He tries to pick out a few dresses though he has no idea what’s fashionable at the moment
  • You both subtly turn them down and tell him to wait outside the dressing room
  • He is so excited for every dress his daughter tries on
  • Claps every time she exits the room with a new dress
  • Swears every dress is the one
  • Just thinks she looks good in everything
  • “Yes! This is the one! This is it! Beautiful!”
  • “Dad…I haven’t changed into a new dress yet.”
  • “Oh…So this is definitely the one.”
  • He points out something good on all of the dresses
  • Poor guy gets tired after two hours
  • He excuses himself and when he gets back he has food for all of you
  • Once he’s energized, he’s ready for more cheering


  • Flustered when her daughter asks for help
  • Jaehee never went to prom herself, so she’s a bit nervous
  • When she sees all the dresses, she switches to office mode
  • She’s been to enough fancy office parties while working under Jumin
  • She has an entire selection ready for her daughter
  • It also helped that she knew her daughter’s exact taste
  • She does dressing room runs so her daughter doesn’t have to leave the room
  • She’s very blunt in her opinions though
  • “That really doesn’t flatter your shape, hon.” 
  • Categorizes the dresses into a rejected pile, maybe pile, and on the higher probability side
  • Still, her daughter didn’t seem happy with anything
  • Finally, her daughter shows her a picture online of a dress she hoped to find
  • Jaehee dismissed herself and came back a few minutes later
  • It wasn’t the exact dress, but it fit her perfectly


  • His daughter originally didn’t want to say anything
  • She felt bad knowing her father would put down everything for the perfect dress for her
  • Instead, she insists she just go shopping normally to find one, but she doesn’t protest to Jumin and you coming along
  • Unfortunately, nothing quite felt right
  • There were pieces of each dress she liked, but others that made her look odd
  • You noticed Jumin taking notes on his phone for something, but didn’t know what
  • Jumin had noted everything his daughter seemed to like
  • He gave the notes and the exact measurement to a designer
  • They put them all together to make a long, elegant, flowy dress
  • Nothing too flashy and perfectly elegant
  • He gifts it to her and she absolutely loves it
  • As one last gift, he gives her a simple necklace with her initials on the night of the prom
  • He was so happy to send her off when there was a knock at the door
  • “Who is your date anyway?”
  • He opens the door to find Zen’s son standing there with a corsage
  • Jumin shuts the door
  • You have to intervene


  • She agreed to let him come if he didn’t pick out any dresses
  • He tended to pick out really….really bright colors
  • He agreed and sat patiently by the dressing room as you two found some dresses
  • He gets bored waiting, so he writes numbers 1-10 on pieces of papers
  • When you start trying them on, he lifts certain ratings for each
  • He’s pretty chill about most of the dresses
  • But then she walks out with a dress that has a slit on the side, exposing part of her leg
  • “Unless you’re planning on wearing jeans under that dress, I think the Feliz Navi-NOT.”
  • He makes enough puns in Korean, does he need to use all 17 languages?
  • You knew she found the right dress when he starts to get emotional at how much his baby has grown up
  • He’s not that worried about the date
  • Because unbeknownst to his daughter, he did a full background check on him
  • Also because he’s escorting them
  • He does have a selection of cool cars…who needs a limo?


  • He thought it was more of a mother-daughter thing to do
  • So he was kind of hesitant to come along
  • He actually has a really good taste in dresses
  • He picks out several that are simple yet elegant
  • He’s very detailed when it comes to observing each dress
  • There was one where she thought it was the one and he found the smallest stain
  • He has a hard time reigning in his facial expressions with others though
  • The people next to you guys picked up a really ugly dress
  • He gave them a really odd look and keeps glancing back at them before they awkwardly put it down
  • Saeran please stop
  • When she comes out in this one dress, he collects his things and starts leaving
  • When you ask where he’s going, he looks at his daughter and says, “That’s the one. I’ll go start the car.”
  • He really doesn’t have to have a word with her date
  • Since he’s already scared
  • Saeran didn’t mean it…he just has a really scary resting face 

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esmespontallia  asked:

I LOVEEEEEEEE your writing and I'm sooo excited that you're doing this! Please can you write me a Tom Holland headcanon about how he likes to kiss and how he feels about PDA? Thanks!!!!!

Word count: 397

Warnings: fluff

A/N: This is part of my Headcanon-athon. Feel free to request a headcanon about any of the Marvel characters and I’ll get right to it.


Originally posted by dive-into-the-spidey-life

When in public, Tom likes to keep PDA on the down low. Your relationship had only recently been revealed to the public and so, it seemed that every pap in LA wanted to get a shot of the new “it-couple”. As long as they were respectful and kept their distance you didn’t mind too much but this flashy lifestyle wasn’t something you were use to and drawing more unwanted attention wasn’t yours or Tom’s aim.

Normally, his hand was either pressed softly into the small of your back or your hands were intertwined by your sides. But that wasn’t to say that sometimes his hand wouldn’t “accidentally” travel a bit too low causing you playful pinch his arm and tell him to pack it in. In defense, Tom would throw his arms up in surrender and splutter out that he had ‘no idea what you were talking about’ through a fit of laughter.

When you were with friends you were definitely more comfortable with PDA despite the fact they constantly joked that you should get a room and made puking noises at the smallest display of affection. His hand would rest on your thigh when he was in conversation and he liked to distract himself by playing with your hands. When he thought he’d gone too long without your touch he would run over and cheekily steal a kiss and if he was feeling extra affection he would drag you away for a quick make-out session.

In private, Tom would be a very handsy guy. He loved to give your bum an impromptu smack or even a quick squeeze if no-one was looking. He would often hug you from behind and rest his head on your shoulder as he watched you make breakfast in the morning. Just as you’d finished plating it up he would spin you round and pepper your face with kisses.

But a few simple kisses would never be good enough for Tom Holland because, boy, does he love making out.

The kiss would quickly intensify as he would get more enthusiastic. His hands would rest on your hips as he pulled you close and moved onto your neck. Though, for Tom, it would always end too quickly as you push him away and complain that breakfast was getting cold.

His kisses would be full of passion and sometimes a bit too much tongue.

A/N: Constructive criticism is appreciated! REQUESTS ARE OPEN!