too cruel for school

Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me and I will be fooled for the rest of my life.
—  Tamaki Suoh
Have Faith In Me (m)

Anonymous said:
Hello! Can I request a Jimin smut where’s he’s like the school’s bad boy, and nobody wants to talk to him or get near, and he’s always alone bc of that. And one day you are the first person to talk to him, and he’s surprised that you did bc everyone is afraid of him, but you don’t care what everyone says about you staying away fron him, bc you think he is a good person. And then he grew to like you bc you were the only who took the time to really know him.

Originally posted by sugaglos

Genre: SMUT 

Words Count: 5339

The typical morning assembly is boring, as always. This time, Mr. Choi is rambling about the graffiti found in the boys’ toilet. I hear Kara yawns beside me. I mean, it’s 7 in the morning, and I think it’s too cruel for the school to make us stand here outside in the cold like this. It was hard enough to get out from my warm bed this morning, having it rained all night made it way too tempting too just curl up under my blanket.

I curl my toes, cursing at myself for the wrong choice of shoes. The ground is still wet from the rain, and I could feel water seeps through my canvas shoes. I look around, glad that everyone are actually as bored as I am.

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anonymous asked:

I see everyone talking about Saeyoung/MC married life and children headcanons but I was wondering if I could make a request for Yoosung/MC married and parent life headcanons?

ofc my smol lil bean always needs more love


  • Loves cooking dinner every night (man goals amirite)
    • He kind of uses you as a guinea pig for different cultures’ foods; you’re happy to oblige (except, once, he had raw oysters that weren’t entirely fresh, and you were left with food poisoning for the next week.  Since then, he’s refused to buy/make anything that required raw shellfish)
  • He loves animals (he’s a veterinarian, after all) so you definitely have a couple of pets.  They’re all shelter rescues, except for the one cat Jumin gifted to you both.
    • This kind of led to having to get a house with a yard rather than an apartment, so you had to move just out of the city.  It’s a commute for work, and definitely for taking the kids to school, but it was too cruel to keep all of them cooped up in the same apartment all day.
  • Speaking of kids, another reason for the move was because Yoosung wanted a bunch (and, well, you weren’t opposed to making them), so the two bedroom, two bathroom apartment you had shared when he first graduated university really wasn’t going to cut it
    • Yoosung sort of grew out of his LOLOL days after meeting you, buckling back down on his studies, but once your oldest discovered it and began playing, Yoosung started spending more of his free time showing them the ropes
      • Most nights, after dinner, they both give you the “puppy dog” eyes to be excused and go play
    • He sucks at disciplining them, so it’s up to you to “lay down the law”, so to speak (”You didn’t have to be so harsh… he’s just a kid…” he says to you after you grounded your middle son.  Incredulous, you just stare at him and point at the pile of hair on the ground, and then to the next room where your oldest daughter is screeching about how the he cut her hair off as she slept.  “He’s just a kid…” he repeats, finding it hard to justify his son’s actions.)
    • Kind of the typical “embarrassing dad” because, well, he just loves his kids so much!
  • Always showing you some display of affection, “eww!”s from kids or not (ex. cuddling up to you on the couch when you’re watching TV, hugging you from behind if you’re cooking that night, pulling you onto his lap during family movie nights, etc. etc.)
  • Balancing a sex life in the midst of the chaotic family that you’ve created has proved to be difficult, but you find ways to make it work.  (”It’s ten o’clock, and they’re all asleep; I just checked,” you say, teasingly grabbing his hand and making your way to the bedroom.  “Ah, but I still have to finish some paperwo–” “After.”)(”I just dropped them off at my moms.  I’m heading back, now,” he says over the phone. “Great, hurry home.  I’m in the bedroom.”)
  • As official RFA party coordinator, you and him still attend each one.  The kids sleep over at Yoosung’s parents’ house on those nights
    • Of course, you remain in touch with all of the other members.  Outside of the parties, you always make sure to have a get together every now and then, whether it be to watch one of Zen’s performances (Jumin reluctantly comes.  Years will pass, and he’ll still be petty), or a dinner party for just the six of you.  You’re family, after all.

mel-iorn  asked:

"You forgot to say the magic word" for the jimon drabbles please!

send me a line of dialogue and i’ll write a jimon drabble!

“You forgot to say the magic word,” Jace says, and there’s that infuriating grin again. He twirls Simon’s phone between his fingers.

Simon narrows his eyes.

“You know,” he says, eyeing Jace calculatingly. “I could just wrestle you down and take it.”

“You wish,” Jace says. “I know you’re a vamp now but do you really think you’re stronger than a Shadowhunter?”

“A ‘vamp’?” Simon echoes. “I thought Izzy taught you better than that.” He grits his teeth.

“Anyway, I thought vamps were supposed to be quick,” Jace continues, pretending not to have heard Simon speak. “You still have the reflexes of a turtle.”

Actually, I could outrun you without even breaking a sweat.”

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anonymous asked:

Awww, I love your writing sooo sooooo much! Can I get a scene or headcanons where the RFA members (including V and Saeran) found out that the MC is actually the young famous author who debuted her first novel in high school and the book is too cruel yet beautiful that literally torn the reader's heart in to pieces (an audio book she voiced it herself for V maybe?). Then they end up reading that book...Thx ;)

Thank you for such kind words Anon-san! I love you! (●>ω<●) 


Jumin

  • The way Jumin finds out is funny.
  • You’re both at a party and when he introduces you to someone they freak out
  • “Oh my god!! You’re MC! I love your book!”
  • Jumin kind of just stays quiet, like what. 
  • When you go home he won’t stop asking about why you didn’t tell him.
  • Comes home the next day with your book in his hand
  • He’s constantly reading it, and when he’s finished he nearly tackles you.
  • “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?”
  • Jumin’s so distraught because no book has ever made him feel like yours did.
  • He spends the rest of the night talking with you about your characters, the story conflicts, and just rambles with you.
  • You’re so proud that he went and finished reading your book take that Rika he finished MC’s
  • From then on to relax, Jumin likes to put his head on your lap as you both just read quietly. 

Zen

  • He’s at work one day, when he gets a call.
  • He’s been casted as the main lead in the movie adaption of your novel.
  • When he goes on set and finds you there, he’s so confused.
  • “Babe? Why’re you here? I thought you said you had something to do?”
  • As he reads through the script he just feels his heart aching. 
  • Because he knows that to be able to write something so tragic, you have to had known how it feels like
  • And boy oh boy is your novel heart-wrenching
  • So he calls you to his dressing room and just hugs you
  • He hugs you as if he were going back in time to hug the you writing the novel.
  • You just smile, cause you know that’s what he’s trying to do.
  • The movie becomes a big hit, and you and Zen become a famous couple!

Yoosung

  • He’s checking the mail one day when he finds a letter for you
  • It’s fan mail.
  • And being Yoosung he reads it lol
  • He’s so confused, “Why would you get fan mail? IS THIS FROM A SECRET LOVER?”
  • You have to just throw your book at him because he won’t stop crying
  • For the next few months, every time he dies in LOLOL he reads a little
  • Sometimes you’d just be doing laundry or something and he’d just come from behind and hug you while he cried.
  • “The book is too damn sad MC.”
  • You find it pretty damn cute.
  • Whenever you go out, he likes to bring up the fact that you’re a famous author.

Jaehee

  • You catch her reading it on the couch one day.
  • When you ask her about she lights up like a kid
  • “This is my favorite book. I’ve re-read it so many times.”
  • And you just die because she’s so cute!
  • When you tell her you wrote it she doesn’t believe you.
  • You get in a debate about it but then you flip to the back of the book and whoop there’s your real name instead of your pen name.
  • Her jaw just hits the floor.
  • Jaehee kind of has a fangirl moment.
  • Literally will not stop bugging you about it.
  • She even asks for your autograph lol

Seven

  • He actually had no idea, since you used a pen name when you published it.
  • Seven finds it on your bed one day wide open, dog eared and worn out.
  • He starts reading where you left off
  • Before he starts to research deeper and deeper about your book and soon he finds out that you’re the author
  • When you come home he’s literally sitting in a blanket in front of the door.
  • He’s an absolute mess.
  • You start to worry, but he just stands up and picks you up. Sits on the couch, and holds you.
  • You find the book opened next to him, last page open, and you know he’s upset about how sad it is.
  • Basically cries
  • But it’s in your arms so it’s okay!
  • “But he loves her!’

V

  • V likes to play audio books over a speaker, so he can hear it while he works on his photos or around the house.
  • He’s listening to your book that you voiced over and you’re just sitting there laughing wondering if he’ll realize.
  • V’s listening and listening when the audio freezes.
  • He’s so upset because, 
  • “MC stop laughing. It was just getting good!”
  • So you stop laughing and recite the next line.
  • And V just stops whatever he was doing. 
  • “Say that again.”
  • Finally realizes that it’s your voice.
  • The rest of the day is spent in bed, V on your lap as you play with his hair and read from the book.

Saeran

  • You actually catch him reading it one day.
  • But it’s his copy, not yours
  • When you ask him about he kind of closes off
  • “I use to read this when Mint Eye got overwhelming. I just sort of picked it up.”
  • And you’re so touched that you don’t say anything.
  • But one day your on the couch at Jaehee’s just talking and he comes in rage rolling off him in waves
  • He just picks you up over his shoulder and takes you home
  • “Why didn’t you tell me?”
  • Seven told him that you were the author
  • You make up some excuses and eventually he comes and just wraps his arms around tightly.
  • “You saved me twice now. “
  • He explains how the book was like a safe haven for him, and he just kind of nuzzles into your chest because he’s just so grateful. 
Twas the Night Before Finals

By idrawgud (presumably) someone on Reddit, probably.

Twas the day before finals, and all through the college,
The students were praying for last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds,
While visions of essays danced in their heads.

Out in the taverns, a few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor would loosen up their thinking.
In my own dorm room, I had been pacing,
And dreading exams I soon would be facing.

My roommate was speechless, his nose in his books,
And my comments to him drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee, and brewed a new pot,
No longer caring that my nerves were shot.

I stared at my notes, but my thoughts were muddy,
My eyes went a blur, I just couldn’t study.
“Some pizza might help,” I said with a shiver,
But each place I called refused to deliver.

I’d nearly concluded that life was too cruel,
With futures depending on grades had in school.
When all of a sudden, our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off ambled inside.

His spirit was careless, his manner was mellow,
When all of a sudden, he started to bellow:
“On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes! On last year’s exams!
On Wingit and Slingit, and last minute crams!”

His message delivered, he vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing outside in the night.
“Your teachers have pegged you, so just do your best.
Happy Finals to all, and to all, a Good Test!”