too cool to tie your shoes

Jackpot (Nakamoto Yuta)

Rated: M
For Sexual Situations, and Language

Word Count: 4,600+

Reading Time: 15-25 minutes

(A/n: Hello! So, this isn’t my first story (it is my first for tumblr), but it has been awhile since I’ve written anything and actually posted it. I originally wrote this for a friend and revised it so I could share it here. I hope you enjoy it. Hopefully this won’t be the first and last story I share here, but who knows with my lazy butt. Happy Reading!) - Suhspectacles 0-0

Originally posted by jaehyunshotpack


A cool summer’s night breeze drifted over her bare skin of her arms and back as she was escorted from the black limo. She had now set foot in unfamiliar territory for quite possibly one of the best excuses her fiancé had ever giving her; gambling. You see, on every other occasion, ________ loathed being asked to attend some fancy pants event as his arm candy. People were usually very stuck up and snobbish, lacking the fun or entertainment that she much desired. Being the fiancée of a high-powered attorney had its downfalls, like; being dragged around and shown off like a trophy.

 You see, before ________ met her fiancé, she had high hopes of becoming one New York’s greatest reporters. She was in her second year of college, journalism as her major, when she met him. Now usually when it came to overly attractive men, she made sure to look, but keep her hands to herself. She knew no good could come from a pretty face. But this man, one year older than her, was relentless in his pursuits. Flowers, gifts, candy, the works, he gave her everything she could have ever asked for.

 But ________ didn’t have an eye for the gifts he threw her way, no, she took the bait for other reasons. You see, after this young man told his mother just how much he longed for the companionship of this female, she sought to buy ________. So, the young lady struck a deal with his mother. She’d go out with the lady’s son, if she in return helped with her career. Now a few years later, she’s engaged to the dull, spoiled, momma’s boy. And though they met in the states, he had on intentions of keeping here there when his businesses all resided in Seoul. So now she was truly stuck with him, living halfway across the world.

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Wheelchair Malfunction

A/N: I know I’m a whore for Joji but I thought this was a good idea.

Tonight, was a rather cool night in California. You would have thought it was a perfect time to go out, if it wasn’t for the fact that it was 2 in the morning.

You had been sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere, your dog jumped onto your bed at full speed and threw their body on top of yours. You tried ignoring them, but they wouldn’t stop pawing at your face. So, here you are. Walking done the rather quiet streets of California.

You didn’t know where the two of you were going, but you just kept walking not really caring. You’d manage to find your way back home sooner or later.

You exhaled, smiling a bit as a breeze went by, blowing loose strays of your pulled up hair with it. God, what you would do for it to feel like 24/7. Having your pores soak up the bright sun while still being cooled down by the wind. That was your type of weather.

You focused your attention on your dog. Seeing them pant from happiness as there head turned left and right to absorb their surroundings made you fill with joy and you couldn’t help but to smile.

Your attention was too focused on your dog and admiring their beauty to notice your shoe was untied. You accidentally stepped in it, stumbling and almost falling. You mumbled some words under your breath, tugging on the leash to get your dog to stop so you could tie your shoe.

The look they gave you when you made them stop, honestly frighten you. They looked so mad about you disturbing their peace. You sent a small, apologetic smile their way as you crouched down to tie your shoe.You wrapped the end of the leash around your wrist a few times to make sure they couldn’t get loose. 

As you sat there in the middle of the sidewalk, tying your shoe, your dog had their eyes on something else. There was a small motion in the bush about a yard away that they happened to catch sight of. Ears perked, they stared, waiting to see what it could possibly be, You took notice in your dogs alerted position and followed their gaze, your eyes landing on the bush as soon as a Cat popped out from underneath it. 

“[Dogs name], you better not,” You said, but it was too late. Your dog let out a loud bark and took off after the small creature down the sidewalk. Your barely had time to react as your body flung up, the leash somehow managing to slip off your wrist. you knuckles scrapped against the sidewalk along with your knees. 

“[Dogs name]!” 

Your well being was the lease of your worries. All you cared about was catching up to your dog as you sprinted down the sidewalk after them. 

“Fuck man it got away!” Max’s voice echoed throughout the empty park. Him, Ian, Joji and Chad were currently the only ones there in the godly hours of the morning. 

Ian rolled his eyes as he watched Max stomp around in a circle like a baby. He opened his mouth to make a smart ass comment about it, but stopped at the sound of a dog barking and a Cat screeching. The four of them all turned their heads in the direction of the sound to see a Cat charging towards them at full as a dog chased after it.

Max, Chad and Joji all jumped out the way, not even bothering to move Ian who was currently in the wheelchair. He was about to jump up when the cat started circling him, the dog following suit and its leash tangling itself in the chair. The Cat darted back off towards where it came and the Dog followed, yanking Ian and the wheelchair down.

“Whoa hey hey!” Ian yelled as the dog tried to drag him along but his weight kept him from doing so. “Stop it!” Ian out the chair and onto his hands and knees. The dog was about to take off again when a girl yelled.

“[Dogs name]!” 

Ians eyes landed on a girl with h/l, h/c hair. She bent over, her hands resting on her knees as she tried to catch her breath. The dog barked happily, trotting over towards her.

“You can’t run off like that!” She exclaimed, crouching to hug the animal around its neck tightly. Her eyes shot up, meeting Ians and her face grew worried. “I am so sorry Sir!” She got up, rushing over towards Ian who was still on the ground. She helped him up, looking him over in concern. Ians face heated up as he watched her. 

“Are you alright?” She asked looking him in the eye again.

“Um, yeah! Y-Yeah, I’m okay,” he stuttered earning some chuckles from his friends. 

His eyes followed her body as she bent over, unraveling the leash from around the wheelchair, yanking her dog to her side. 

“I’m really sorry about [him/her]. [She/He] gets distracted very easily. You sure you are okay?” Ian nodded, not wanting to open his mouth and stutter again. 

The girl grinned and he returned a smile. “Well, it was very nice meeting you Sir,” she said.

“Ian!” He blurted out rather loud, “My, My name is Ian,”

“Y/N,” you said, sticking out your hand which he shook. 

“Well Ian,” You said, tucking some loose strands of hair behind your ear, “Maybe I’ll end up seeing you around again?”

“Yeah, I’d like that,” 

With one last smile, you turned back towards the path you came. You glanced over your shoulder at him once last time, before deciding that home is where you should go.

Ian watched as you walked away until he could no longer see you. He jumped as somebody harshly slapped his shoulder.

“Alright man!” Max yelled, “Came out here to catch Pokemon and you caught yourself a woman,” 

Ian rolled his eyes, smacking Maxs hand away. His eyes landed back on the spot you had disappeared to, and he smiled. 


Loud sports sons are the best! 🏐⚾️

I got sucked into Daiya, so when I had like 5 episodes of HQ to catch up on last week, I was like oh yeah, he Sawamura too. Let’s just pretend their ‘sawa’ kanji aren’t different. (澤村 for Daichi and 沢村 for Eijun)


Words: 4,290
Dean x Reader
Warnings: none! IT’S FLUFFFFFY
Requested by anonymous! “I don’t know if you do song fics but could you maybe do a Dean one shot off of Shut Up and Dance by Walk the Moon? Ps you’re fabulous”
Summary:Y/N meets a handsome stranger at the bar at her sister’s wedding and though he says he’s related to the groom, she knows otherwise. (Also, this imagine!)
A/N: THANK YOU! YOU’RE FABULOUS! I hope you like this fluffy one shot! It was good to write some Dean… cuz we all know how I love some Dean…

Your name: submit What is this?

“You sure you don’t want to come, Sammy?” Dean asked, looking his reflection over one final time and loosening his tie a little more.

Sam glanced up from the book that was open on his lap. “Do I want to crash some poor, unsuspecting couple’s wedding with you? For the last time, no, Dean,” he said sternly.

Dean gave his brother a half-smirk, clearly not put-off by his judgment. “I’ll play wingman for you,” he said, leaving his reflection behind and smoothing his suit coat, slipping his room key into the pocket.

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anonymous asked:

A blurb please :) Can you do One Where you accidentally give niall a boner

You and Niall were at the the Derby football game, it was nearing the end of summer, but it didn’t change how hot it was. You wore a Derby jersey-tank and denim short shorts. Niall wore his jersey and shorts as well, even with box seats, it was still hot. 

Derby had yet to score and the other team had two goals on them all ready. Niall was tense and you were too. This was your boyfriends favourite team and it was yours too. 

Niall was growing frustrated and the heat wasn’t helping the situation. The only things keeping him benched was your hand on his thigh. It was his line to coolness and sanity. 

He was studying you when he entirely missed the first goal. You jumped up, screaming but his eyes were anywhere but the field. Your boobs were jiggling and bouncing with each jump. He bit his lip and shifted his eyes to your bum when you noticed your shoe was untied and bent over to tie it. 

Without a second thought, Niall reached out and spanked your bum lightly. You straighten, “Oi!” You giggle and sit on his lap, “That wasn’t very nice.” You tease, kissing his cheek. 

“You know, you have me entirely hard right now.” He shifted so you could feel it. 

You giggle and shift off of his lap, “Oh well, that sounds a lot like your problem.” Your eyes goes to the obvious bulge in his jeans. 

He rolls his eyes and adjusts himself while you watch. 

So you wanna go to a concert?

Let’s start with the basics: 

What do I wear?

  • Comfortable shoes Don’t be stupid and wear brand new shoes to a show. You’re going to be crying by the end. Know your shoes, and wear what you know you can jump and dance around in for hours. Also, shoes you can trust won’t come untied easily. You won’t be able to tie them in the pit, and it’s actually terrible don’t let it happen.
  • A cool T-shirt aye so yes it’s acceptable to wear a band’s shirt to their show. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. It’s also acceptable to not wear their shirt to a show. Either way don’t wear something too tight. Hot topic sells those skin tight band shirts, I don’t recommend wearing those at all. Don’t wear something too loose either. Find something you can breath in that’s not falling off your shoulders. 
  • Your favorite jeans I would be against shorts right now because you have to wait in line and it’s winter, but in the summer go for it. Just be aware that they might ride up. 
  • Hair: do not wear your hair down. I swear to god. I do not want to stand behind you and eat your goddamn hair or have it slapping me in the face. You can wear it down in line, but put it up once you get inside.

*Don’t be stupid, don’t wear a jack into the venue.  I left my jacket outside in a bush one time. No one touched it. 

**I strongly recommend you not wear hats, gloves, or sunglasses in the pit. Also be cautious with your glasses. My friend had hers knocked off by a crowd surfer and we almost didn’t get them back. When we did they were really scratched up and it just sucked. 

***Also I’d advise against wearing jewelry in the pit for obvious reasons

What do I bring? 

  • I would recommend a single drawstring back for you and your group of friends. Only put a few items in it, and make sure they’re small. It’s going to be pressed up against your back the entire show. Don’t bring anything that’ll like stab you or the person behind you. 
  • Bring a water bottle or two for you and your friends to share in the bag
  • Something for the band to sign in case you do meet them 
  • Hair ties
  • Your ticket and money should also go into the bag not your pockets. 

During the concert, what do I do and what to expect?

  • There’s going to be pushing and shoving, don’t complain. It’s a concert, it happens. It just does okay. It’s apart of it. No one wants to hear you complain.
  • There’s going to be crowd surfers probably. Be sure to check around you often. Most of the time the bouncer will make their way over in your direction if there is a crowd surfer behind you, but that is not always the case. Also tell the people around you if you see a crowd surfer and they don’t. They’ll return the favor.
  • Also don’t fucking be that person who says, “I’m not carrying them! They shouldn’t be crowd surfing anyways!” They’re just trying to have a good time, and people really get hurt by being dropped. I’ve seen people get carried out of the pit unconscious, and a girl even broke her nose once. It’s not cool. We’re a family, and we’re out for a good time. Don’t ruin it ok. 
  • If someone needs to get out of the pit because they can’t breath, you scream and shout you do whatever it takes to get the bouncer’s attention to get them out. It's extremely important. 
  • If you feel like you need to get out, which you will especially since it’s your first concert, hang in there for a bit. Don’t lock your knees. You’ll want to leave and go home. Just dance and sing to the music. You’ll forget about it eventually. If you start having the signs you’re going to pass out, get out right then. Tell the people beside you, they will help I promise. 
  • There are a lot of flashing lights and it’s extrememly loud. Prepare yourself. 
  • It’s OK if you get separated from your friends. Don’t worry about it, don’t let it bum you out. Just wait by the exit of the venue. They might want to buy some merch. 
  • Merch is crazy. It’s freaking crazy. This is your fair warning. 

What do I do prior to the show? 

  • Start drinking water the day before. Lots of it, not just a single bottle. This is really important, okay. If you don’t want to pass out, just do it. 
  • In line, make some friends! I know what your thinking, this chick’s crazy, but most of the time this happens naturally. You all love the same band, and you’re all there for the same reason. I’ve met someone new at every concert I’ve been to. 
  • Double check all your stuff the night before
  • Get lots of rest
  • Eat before you get in line, but don’t eat right before you get inside
  • Make sure you have directions to your venue, and look up pictures of your venue. This is really important. Know your surroundings. 
  • Make a game plan before you go in. What side do you want to go on? How close do you want to be? 

SO THERE YA GO. If you have any questions just ask me.  I’ll be glad to answer. I’ve been to a ton of these and these are the guidelines I use myself. If you want me to add something else, send me your tip. From experience, this is what I got thus far. 

classy-kate  asked:

Hi yes I was planning on being in frat next year so I was wondering what I could wear to rush that would make me appear to be a "bro"

You really want to be a “bro?” Here’s a 110% foolproof way to be the bro-est bro of all bros in the brotherhood.

Chubbies, which show that you’re there to party and you don’t mind if your thighs get sun poisioning while doing it.

Some sort of “preppy” tee, which will really show how preppy you are. So prep. Much classy. Bonus points if the shirt obnoxiously shows off the fact that you summer in the Hamptons or know Richard Branson and he lets you vacation at Necker Island. #ACK is too basic. Cape Cod is for plebeians. Does Martha’s Vineyard even exist anymore?  Step up your game, son.

A PFG, if you’re looking for a different look other than a tee. Even though the only things you’ll be fishing for are compliments.

A really cool visor that compliments your SICK LAX FLOW. It better look really, really sick and wicked or else no bid for you.

Boat shoes because you’re going to be on so many boats during rush. Boats everywhere. In fact, there aren’t frat houses. There are frat yachts, and pledges are hazed by having to learn how to tie 102 different knots to dock those puppies. Sheepshank knots are for middle schoolers. Gold cup sperries or go home.

Wayfarers, because you need sunglasses obviously. If they aren’t a variation of Persols or Ray-Bans, go home. You’re not getting a bid.

Croakies, because it’s probable that your glasses are going to miraculously fly right off of your nose bridge while you’re shotgunning some variant of relatively cheap beer.

Some simple rules/punishments for a beginning Daddy Dom

🌼Daddy/Little Girl Things🌼
1. Cold showers for little one when she has been bad
2.Smearing daddy’s cum on little one’s face and letting her walk around in public
3.Bathing little one
4.Be verbally and physically rough with little one(if your little likes it)
5.Having conversations with little one’s stuffie as if it was a real animal
6.Reading stories to little one
7.Reassuring little one after punishment because she needs to know you still love and care about her
8. Hold her hand during a scary movie and in public
9. Protect her from the monsters under her bed and from guys in public
10. Watch little one’s favorite Disney Movies with her and know all the songs and sing them with her
11.When little one is feeling youthful and playful,play with her and if you aren’t in a playful mood just tell her but not in a way that hurts her feelings because daddy isn’t gonna feel playful all the time
12.No sweets or juice before bed because little one will get hyper and want to stay up past her bedtime
13.Before bedtime tell little one to tell all of her friends who she’s talking to goodnight and give her phone to you for the night
14. When spending time with daddy little one will stay off her phone and daddy will stay off of his,we need each other’s undivided attention
15.If little receives a bad grade she will be grounded(if she’s in school)
16.Daddy doesn’t play around about little one wandering off because he knows she is bound to and when she does daddy will pull little one aside and be firm with her about walking off
17.If little one is being bad in public,no matter where we are daddy will pull her aside and straighten her out any way he sees fit
18. Daddy controls every part of little one’s life and has full control so whatever daddy wants little one to do she will obey because she doesn’t own herself anymore(if you have that kind of relationship and she wants you to have that kind of control)
19. Give little one rewards for being good and doing what she’s supposed to do
20. Surprise little one with new stuffies and flowers
21. Do not yell,be mean,or snap on little one because daddy had a bad day or because something bothers him. It hurts little one deep
22.Leave love notes all over the place to surprise little one
23.Take her places that appeal to her inner little like: Zoos,Carnivals,Swings at the park,Aquarium,a kids movie,build a bear
24.Know all of her favorite foods,allergies,disabilities,and her favorite things like colors,hair bows,dresses,or stuffies
24. Know all of her stuffies names
25.Punish her misbehavior with time outs,spankings,and sometimes make little one write out an apology like “I won’t sneak sweets before dinner”
26.Look after her bruises,scratched,scrapes etc and kiss them and give her cool looking band aids (Disney,Cartoons,etc.)
27.Do things like buckle little one in the car,tie her shoes,brush her hair,let her sit in your lap
28.Aid her. Do things like carrying,lifting,reaching high places for my little. Also ask things like “Are you sure you don’t need Daddy’s help putting the straw in the juice box” or “That’s a big job maybe daddy should do that because it’s too big for you”

Have fun in your newly developed DD/LG relationship 😎