too bad you can't curse in this game

Fuck Castlevania
  • Castlevania: Fuck medusa heads
  • Vampire Killer: Fuck keys
  • Castlevania II: Fuck the night
  • Haunted Castle: Fuck blocks
  • The Adventure: Fuck Christopher's arthritis
  • Castlevania III: Fuck knockback damage
  • Kid Dracula: Fuck Japan-exclusivity
  • Belmont's Revenge: Fuck Soleiyu and his cheap-ass knives
  • Super Castlevania IV: Fuck this shitty soundfont
  • Rondo of Blood: Fuck Dracula
  • Bloodlines: Fuck whip-swinging
  • Dracula X: Fuck you
  • Symphony of the Night: Fuck paying good voice actors
  • Legends: Fuck Alucard, without protection
  • Castlevania 64: Fuck these controls
  • Legacy of Darkness: Fuck these controls 2: Electric awooo
  • Circle of the Moon: Fuck cards
  • Castlevania Chronicles: I can't even come up with something bad to say about this game it's a masterpiece so lemme insert a general fuck konami here
  • Harmony of Dissonance: Fuck this castle, and this one too
  • Aria of Sorrow: Fuck I'm Dracula
  • Lament of Innocence: Fuck the night, once more, with feeling
  • Dawn of Sorrow: Fuck we're not Dracula
  • Curse of Darkness: Fuck Isaac, or maybe don't, he'd probably enjoy it
  • Portrait of Ruin: FuJONATHANckCHARLOTTE
  • Order of Shadows: Fuck anyone who wants to play this game
  • Dracula X Chronicles: Fuck they're still mad at us for Dracula X
  • Order of Ecclesia: Fuck reasonable difficulty
  • Judgment: Fuck canon
  • Pachislot Akumajou Dracula: No seriously, fuck you
  • The Adventure Rebirth: Fuck we should probably make up for The Adventure too, shouldn't we
  • Harmony of Despair: Fuck active servers
  • Lords of Shadow: Fuck QTEs
  • Mirror of Fate: Fuck my dad's Dracula
  • Lords of Shadow 2: FUCK AGREUS
Jelous much?: A Lucaya fanfic
  • Maya: I swear Huckleberry, if one more girl comes and asks you out in front of me I'm gonna trow up over her.
  • Lucas: why? Is perfectly normal
  • Maya: is ridiculous how many do it
  • Lucas: And?
  • Maya: And we are dating!
  • Lucas: well yeah, but no one knows that. Is not like we walk holding hands or kissing in public
  • Maya: gross
  • Lucas: Anyway... You're the one who wanted to keep it secret.
  • Maya: well yeah, but still, is disrespectful they ask you right in my face.
  • Lucas: Can I tell them You're my gf?
  • Maya: No! Is none of their business.
  • Lucas: Then don't get jelous if girls come ask me out. They think I'm single!
  • Maya: That's because you act like you are single!
  • Lucas: I do not! I walk you to your classes all morning!
  • Maya: And I wait for you every afternoon when you're training!
  • Lucas: Maya, please don't be like this. Not right now. We can talk about this after practice.
  • Maya: Fine, but I wont be by the bleachers. I'm gonna be at the art studio.
  • Lucas: Ok. I'll come get you after practice.
  • Layla: Hey Lucas, can I talk to you (looks at Maya) in private...
  • Maya: (looks at Lucas) yeah... I was leaving anyways...
  • Lucas: (holds Maya's hand and wont let her leave) you can tell me in front of Maya. What's up?
  • Layla: I'll rather not. I know she's like your best friend and stuff, but this is about something more.
  • Maya: Wow... Really?
  • Lucas: actually she's my-
  • Maya: Lucas, let her finish please...
  • Layla: Thank you Maya. I want to ask you out. Like on a date, just you and me. No third wheels if you know what I mean. (Looks at Maya)
  • Lucas: Yes I know what you mean. And No, thank you, I already have a-
  • Maya: he already has a date with another girl and she doesn't want you third wheeling either...
  • Layla: Really? Cause I've talked to all the other girls and he hasn't said yes to any of them.
  • Lucas: I do have a date
  • Layla: with whom?
  • Maya: HIS GIRLFRIEND!
  • Layla: you know her?
  • Maya: yeah!
  • Layla: who is her? Is she in this school? Is she pretty?
  • Lucas: (looks at maya) oh she's the most beautiful one.
  • Maya: Ok, you can do it( to Lucas)
  • Lucas: (grabs Maya's face and kisses her hard on the mouth in front of Layla.
  • Layla: wow, that was uncalled for
  • Maya: nah... It was called for... (Layla leaves)
  • Lucas: You see. That's all we had to do. If you don't tell them, how will they know?
  • Maya: the same way guys know not to ask me out.
  • Lucas: what? How? When?
  • Maya: I just tell them I'm not interested. And that I will beat them up.
  • Lucas: what? When did that happened?
  • Maya: it's been a week... But last one was yesterday... At my art class.
  • Lucas: why didn't you tell me? Who is this guy?
  • Maya: I'm telling you now!
  • Lucas: who was it? (very red in the face)
  • Maya: got to go to art. I have work to finish.
  • Lucas: Don't you dare leave me hanging Maya. This conversation is not over!
  • Maya: oh, it is...
  • Lucas: (huffs and curses)
  • Lucas: there you are baby! (Hugs and kisses Maya in front of her classmates)
  • Maya: what do you think you're doing?
  • Lucas: I'm happy to see you.
  • Maya: yeah... So happy you couldn't wait untill after you showered? You smell!
  • Lucas: I come from practice!
  • Maya: You came like half hour earlier... I can see from the window practice is not over yet! You got out?
  • Lucas: to see you! And why is there a naked dude?
  • Maya: oh gosh.... Is an art class. We are suposed to draw a nude this week.
  • Lucas: Is this the guy?
  • Maya: Oh gosh... No... Lucas stop
  • Clint: Is this guy bothering you?
  • Lucas: what? Is it him?
  • Maya: No... And yes...
  • Lucas: Listen up you punk-
  • Maya: Lucas don't (she jumps on his back)
  • Clint: what is going on?
  • Lucas: Stay out of this!
  • Clint: Maya is climbing on your back and you're yelling! I'll not step back Friar! You ok Maya?
  • Maya: I'm fine. I'm arguing with my ridiculously jelous boyfriend!
  • Art teacher: can you take it outside? You're disturbing our art session!
  • Maya: sorry
  • Lucas: (walks out of class with maya on his back) sorry babe (drops maya softly on the floor)
  • Maya: is ok. I get it. The jelousy. But you didn't had to make a scene.
  • Lucas: Yes I did. I needed them to know you're mine.
  • Maya: No you didn't. You just had to trust me.
  • Lucas: I do trust you. Is them, the clint dude and the naked dude and all the other dudes I don't trust.
  • Maya: Don't worry. As long as we are together you don't need to be jelous.
  • Lucas: But you were jelous too.
  • Maya: No, I wasn't.
  • Lucas: Yes you were...
  • Maya: I wasn't. Are you gonna comeback to practice?
  • Lucas: depends...
  • Maya: on what?
  • Lucas: you gonna come back to class?
  • Maya: after that embarassment? No thank you. Teacher practicly trew me out. I'll finish tomorrow.
  • Lucas: wait... Is the naked dude gonna be there tomorrow too?
  • Maya: yes, stop being a child, is just a model.
  • Lucas: why can't you just paint fruits or clothed people?
  • Maya: is part of learning... And besides you can still catch practice... Lets go, I'll wait for you in the bleachers.
  • Lucas: actually I can't. I kinda hit someone to get trown out of the game.
  • Maya: you did what?
  • Lucas: is not as bad as you think. I just pushed some guy and cursed until coach took me out.
  • Maya: why would you do that?
  • Lucas: because I wanted to see you?
  • Maya: More like you wanted to see who had tried to ask me out...
  • Lucas: maybe... But I did wanted to see you.
  • Maya: I miss you too Huckleberry. But we can't keep acting like this. Is not ok.
  • Lucas: So, can I tell everybody tomorrow you're my gf?
  • Maya: I think after today, all school will know by tomorrow. We put on quite a show.
  • Lucas: sorry about that.
  • Maya: is ok. I was kinda jelous too.
  • Lucas: i knew it.
  • Maya: I wanna kiss you so bad. Go shower please.
  • Lucas: yes Ma-am.
  • Maya: Hurry. Before someone might come and flirt with me.
  • Lucas: you just like to see me all worked up don't you?
  • Maya: yeah... You look so hot when you act all overprotective and stuff.
  • Lucas: well Now I'm not showering until I get home. I'm not leaving you alone. And I'm gonna kiss you.
  • Maya: Don't you dare!
  • Lucas (grabs her face and kisses her, she tries to push him away playfully but gives in and kisses him back) i love you, lets go to my house
  • Maya: Love you too. (Grabs his big hand with her tiny one) you really need a shower...
  • Lucas: I know. And I'm hungry.
  • Maya: tell you what, you shower while I order a pizza and then we watch a movie?
  • Lucas: deal.