fake ah crew lindsay “wild card with a stupid amount of good luck” jones who somehow always manages to hit her mark without ever meaning to through odd angles and from nearly impossible positions. everyone in los santos is terrified of how incredibly accurate she is and wondering how long it took her to train to be that perfect. meanwhile geoff shakes his head and says “you’ve never practiced a day in your life, have u” and lindsay grins and goes “nope!”
lindsay who trips on the sidewalk late one night and sends a throwing a knife flying only for it to land dead center in some assassins chest, michael waving his arms madly as he helps her up, screaming “HOW! JUST HOW!? HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE” while lindsay laughs her ass off. lindsay who chucks grenades so close to her crew members that magically bounce away at the right time and explode in the middle of a huge cluster of cops surrounding them and everyones like “you were trying to kill us!!” and lindsay totally bullshitting like "i knew that would happen!”
The slow burn where they both love each other but think the other person doesn’t feel the same way but literally everyone in the world knows how they feel about each other.
They absolutely loathe each other but everyone around them knows that they actually totally love each other.
Royalty/Commoner ESPECIALLY when the commoner didn’t know they were royalty and feel so betrayed when they find out.
I mean really, any version of the Person A is hiding something about their identity for decentish reasons and Person B eventually finds out and is just so betrayed and Person A has some version of the “I didn’t mean for it to happen, but it did. I fell in love with you.” (Chasing Liberty is my favorite, okay?)
Also the “we’re from different worlds” version, too.
And of course Person A is trying to rescue/find/reunite with they significant other and Person B gets enlisted to help but then totally falls in love but thinks Person A really loves sigo, but when they finally are reunited they realize they really love Person B.
Y’all I just found out my great grandma was a str8 savage.
When she was a teenager in Mexico, she used to walk home from school and one of the houses she had to pass by, there was always a bunch of drunk men that would catcall at her. And there was one particular man that would even follow her home.
One day she just got tired of it so she took her dad’s pistol and brought it with her. When she walked home that evening and he started following her, my great grandma deadass started shooting at him 😂she didn’t hit him because her aim was off but it scared the hell out of him and every time she walked home after that, they immediately went inside when she walked by.
Princess Mako of Akishino officially announced that she will marry her longtime boyfriend from university days Kei Komuro, possibly in fall next year, at a press conference.
Princess Mako, the elder daughter of Prince Akishino and Princess Kiko, will renounce her status as a member of the imperial family to marry Komuro, a commoner, in accordance with the Imperial House Law.
| September 3, 2017