too bad i can't color it

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- Are you hurt?
- Yeah, a little.
- A little?

Someone at work today told me I seemed to be thinking deeply about something. They were intrigued, and asked me what it was I was concentrating so hard on.

I was too embarrassed to admit I was wondering what the color of eye shadow I just bought would look like on a peeled banana.

So I smiled enigmatically, and said, “Oh, you know, just a lot of things.”

The good news: they think I’m cooler than I actually am. 

Bad news: they are wrong.

Yes, no, maybe
  • Scene: Naruto and Sakura sitting on a bench. Without warning Naruto busts out a ring.
  • Naruto: Babbles incoherently
  • Sakura: ......
  • *Quiet settles in*
  • Naruto: Is that a yes?
  • Sakura: Well...you have to ask me a question before I can give you an answer.
  • Naruto: I thought I just did...
  • Sakura: No, you kind of just....I'm not sure what that was but it was sweet.
  • Naruto: Let's start over.
  • Sakura: Okay wait let me help. It's got to go like this. Naruto will you marry me?
  • Naruto: Yes, of course
  • Sakura: See? It's that easy
  • Naruto: Maybe too easy, have you done this before?
  • Sakura: No, it's my first time. Some people are just naturally talented at getting others to say yes. If I wasn't so good at medicine I'd be a world class merchant.
  • Naruto: Talented and humble.
  • Sakura: Is that why you want to marry me because I'm so humble?
  • Naruto: Who said I wanted to marry you?
  • Sakura: That ring in your hand can't keep a secret.
  • Naruo: Oh this old thing? I brought it for myself. I think it really matches my eyes.
  • Sakura: It does their colors really accentuate each other
  • Naruto: I thought the same thing when I brought it
  • Sakura: It's too bad your fingers are so muscular. That ring will never fit.
  • Naruto: You think so?
  • Sakura: It'll definitely be a tight squeeze. It might even cut off the circulation of blood to your finger.
  • Naruto: Well you are the medic you would know what's best. So what am I going to do with this thing?
  • *Gently takes Sakura's hand and slips on the ring*
  • Naruto: Hey will you look at that it fits you!
  • Sakura: How convenient!
  • Naruto: It's yours, if you want it?
  • Sakura: The ring?
  • Naruto: The ring and me and my love they're all yours if you want them
  • Sakura: So the ring comes with a price?
  • Naruto: Oh yeah! It's packaged deal. Lifetime guarantee too...
  • Sakura: Hmmm So I'll get to see your face every morning
  • Naruto: You'll hear me snore every night.
  • Sakura: *laughs* You're an honest salesmen. You won't get too far in this business.
  • Naruto: I believe in my product. And I promise it'll make you happy for the rest of your life.
  • Sakura: I am quite happy right now to be honest.
  • Naruto: See I am already keeping my promise. So what's your answer?
  • Sakura: What's the question?
  • Naruto: Will you marry me Sakura?
  • *Sakura leans over and kisses him, lightly at first, then she pulls him closer, and their lips melt into each other's*
  • Sakura: *When kiss breaks* I love you.
  • Naruto: *smiles mischievously* Is that a yes?
  • XXXXXXXXXXXXX
  • A quick story to get myself back in grove for the oncoming April 3rd holiday. Let me know if you like it

When Game Night goes wrong. 

Muffin: LIVE AT CASA DA NIGHTMARE! OUCH! NOAH PASSED OUT! 

Noah: help… meeeeee 

Terri: Wait. Knight, technically you aren’t one of the bros here. Why are you here? 

Dark Knight: I live in their basement. 

Incubix: HOW IS THE GUY LIVING IN MY BASEMENT WIN AT EVERYTHING? HE WON AT SUPER SMASH BROS, POKEMON, AND SKYPE. THAT’S NOT EVEN A COMPETITION! 

Pastel: YAY! MY NEW BEST FRIEND IS WINNING! 

Moonlight: Please don’t come home dad, please don’t come home dad, please don’t come home dad… 

Special thanks to colored pencils, crayons, Sharpies, and sanity to finish this.

And sorry for all people who were tagged. I am going to my shame box now…

Shattered Hope AU?

I feel like in this case, the colors would turn muted as the visor shatters in replacement of the usual space theme, just an experimental warm up

anonymous asked:

HAFSIA I AM SCREAMING THIS CLIP WAS SO MESSY AND MADE NO SENSE LIKE I CANNOT EVEN BE MAD ANYMORE AT THE SHO I AM JUST MAD THAT I EXPECTED A WHITE WOMAN TO WRITE A WELL ROUNDED MUSLIM CHARACTER OF COLOR

mood like when the trailer dropped I was like…. oh it’s gonna be bad. but I still went in and now I really feel like a damn fool like… I used to really like yousana too and now this stuff ? he was there for her but now she can’t even be herself because if she was acting in character, she wouldn’t be all 😊😊😊 it just makes NO SENSE

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buffyverse meme: [2/10] characters | Anya Jenkins

“I guess I just realized how amazingly screwed up [humans] all are. I mean, really, really screwed up, in a monumental fashion. And they have no purpose that unites them so they just drift around, blundering through life until they die… which they… they know is coming, yet every single one of them is surprised when it happens to them. They’re incapable of thinking about what they want beyond the moment. They kill each other, which is clearly insane. And yet, here’s the thing – when it’s something that really matters, they fight. I mean, they’re lame morons for fighting, but they do. They never… never quit. So I guess I will keep fighting too.”

Okay but imagine your crush

  • Laughing so hard they can’t breathe
  • Snuggling up to something really warm and fuzzy at night
  • Staring up at the stars in pure awe
  • Hearing a joke and staring blankly for a few seconds before finally getting ait and laughing really, really hard
  • Watching fireworks on the fourth of July
  • Going to the zoo and observing the animals with a huge grin on their face
  • Laying on their bed and listening to music while just staring up at the ceiling
  • Laying down on the grass and cloud watching
  • Getting really, really excited about something dumb, like getting an unexpected present or being given an extra cupcake
  • Interacting with their pets really casually and sweetly, knowing all the spots to scratch and pet to get the best reactions
  • Sitting on their bedroom floor and looking through their collections of things, whether it be books, snow globes, seashells, etc.
  • Dancing around in their room crazily and singing along way off key to a song they absolutely love
  • Reading a fantastic book and just curling up as they get lost in it
  • Painting their nails weird colors and not caring if anybody says that it’s wrong/they shouldn’t do it
  • Cracking jokes/making really bad puns in class and feeling proud when people laugh

Like, just imagine

  • 'Is Hoseok single?' Yoongi jerked his head up in surprise.
  • 'As far as I know. You interested?' Yoongi asked sarcastically, looking over the other idol from head to toe. It was nonsense-- the notion that an idol was crushing on Yoongi’s group mate.
  • 'Actually, between you and me...' the guy muttered. Yoongi nearly dropped his draw. He composed himself quickly, a current of anger and jealousy running through him with a vengeance. Yoongi gulped, looking across the room at Hoseok, who, oblivious to the conversation happening across the room, was mingling with the Vice President of MNET. five idol groups and a handful of actors had been invited to the elite gathering, but Yoongi applauded Hoseok’s ability to socialize with such ease. Earlier in the night, Yoongi and the other members had been sitting together and eating the meal; Hoseok munching cutely on all the dinner rolls while listening intently to the president’s speech. They were sitting next to each other, Hoseok thigh constantly grazing Yoongi’s-- sending strange little shocks throughout Yoongi’s entire body. He'd always ignored these touches; a forbidden feeling fighting its way into his mind. Off limits, he always reminded himself. And besides, Hoseok was the unattainable tease. Yoongi was more curious than ever to get inside that man's brain.
  • Yoongi looked at the idol in front of him, and then glanced to hoseok.
  • 'I won't tell.' He said cooly, sipping his drink and looking around the room. It was suddenly a bit awkward.
  • 'You don't think- he'd be into me?' The idol asked. Yoongi glanced over him. Shaggy black hair, a cute dimple, nice jaw. He'd be able to get any girl he wanted. Why hoseok? Yoongi huffed.
  • 'Hoseok is quite picky. He doesn't talk about his dating life much.' Yoongi said, his tone slightly more clipped. The idol nodded.
  • 'Just look at him. He's perfect, isn't he?' The idol smiled. Yoongi looked to hoseok, their eyes meeting suddenly. Hoseok smiled softly, Yoongi's heart in a rampage.
  • 'He is.' Yoongi said thoughtlessly. The idol looked at him with surprise.
  • 'Speaking of his talents, of course!' Yoongi laughed.
  • He tried to get out of this conversation and back to the members table quickly. He scurried over with a plate of desserts, sitting next to namjoon with relief.
  • 'You alright?' Namjoon asked. He was scrolling through Instagram and people watching.
  • 'Can we do something tonight? After this is over?' Yoongi asked. Namjoon closed his phone in surprise.
  • 'You actually want to hangout with us?' Namjoon asked, eyes wide. It was something like that. Or rather, as long as Hoseok would be there, too.
  • 'Let's drink or something.' Yoongi offered.
  • 'Let's poll the group when they come back. But I think if they know you suggested the idea, they'll all be interested' he said. Slowly, the members sat down with their dessert. Yoongi waited eagerly for hoseok to sit, glancing at him impatiently, saving his last piece of cake so he could give a bite to his favorite guy.
  • Twenty minutes passed. But no Hoseok.
  • 'Where's Hobi?' Jungkook asked.
  • 'I saw him pulled over by Sehun in the corner.' Jimin said, an irritation in his voice. Yoongi scanned and saw the two of them giggling and touching one another's shoulders with ease.
  • 'Yoongi, tell them your idea!' Namjoon offered. Yoongi suddenly didn't feel too excited by the thought. A smitten and distracted hoseok? There was nothing that irritated Min Yoongi more.
  • 'Scratch that plan.' Yoongi grumbled, shoving his fork sharply into his last piece of cake-- the best piece.
  • Hoseok came back to the table some time later, setting down the exact piece of cake Yoongi had wanted to offer him to share.
  • 'Hyung, I know you like this cake. I got it for us to share.' Hoseok smiled, laying his hand behind yoongis neck and massaging sweetly. Yoongi closed his eyes and suppressed a light moan. Instead, he could feel the bitterness creeping in.
  • 'I already ate.' Yoongi said, the other members noticing his irritated tone. Everyone was aware of the close bond between Yoongi and Hoseok-- it's just that no one knew of their true inner feelings.
  • 'Oh.' Hoseok said, his mood lowering. He ate the cake quietly, Yoongi feeling a pain at his chest. He hated making hoseok feel bad .
  • 'But thank you.' Yoongi whispered. Hoseok looked at him with curious and questioning eyes. What was wrong with his favorite hyung?
  • After a long event, the members took their car back to the dorms. Hoseok was sitting in the back
  • With V and jin, while Yoongi sat with the others. He was working up the courage to ask hoseok to go for a walk once they got home. He just didn't know if it was the right thing to do. Hoseok was his coworker. He needed to get over this, and get over it quickly. He'd suppressed his feelings for so many years, it had barely phased him.
  • But recently, something had changed. The way they looked at each other. The way hoseok smiled at him/- knew his every
  • Mood. The way they stayed up through the night and talked without a second of uncomfort. Hoseok knew more about Yoongi than Yoongi did-- he sometimes thought.
  • And tonight, Yoongi had learned just how desirable his Hoseok was to others. He felt oddly territorial. Yoongi was more curious than ever. Who else was interested in his precious hoseok?
  • He waited for hoseok to get out of the van and lingered back.
  • 'Hey.' He said quietly, scurrying next to him.
  • 'Hey.' Hoseok yawned. Shit, he was tired.
  • 'Ah,
  • Never mind.' Yoongi said.
  • 'You're acting strange: what's up?' Hoseok asked.
  • 'Can we walk for a bit?' Yoongi asked.
  • 'Of course!' Hoseok said effortlessly.
  • 'Guys, we'll be up a bit later.' Yoongi called, veering hoseok down the street.
  • 'Can I join?' v called back. Yoongi groaned.
  • 'Nope; sorry.' Yoongi said, causing the other members to giggle a bit.
  • 'I see how it is!' V exclaimed.
  • Yoongi and hoseok walked for a
  • Few minutes in silence, growing further and further away from the dorm. They sometimes took walks like this- venting out frustrations and relieving stress.
  • Hoseok sat down in the grassy patch and laid down. He had stripped off his nice coat, and was sprawled out in his black dress pants and a silky blue dress shirt. He looked even more handsome than usual-- just looking up at Yoongi so comfortably.
  • 'Okay, talk to me.' Hoseok demanded, offering his hand to Yoongi. Yoongi took it and let himself be pulled next to hoseok, their hands warm and interlocked.
  • Hoseok released but Yoongi wished he hadn't.
  • 'You don't like anyone, do you?' Yoongi asked, his palms sweating nervously. Hoseok eyed him suspiciously.
  • 'What are you up to??' He asked.
  • 'I'm just curious.'
  • 'I, uh-- I don't really have an answer.' Hoseok looked down nervously.
  • 'Who is it?' Yoongi pressed.
  • 'Yoongi-- ' hoseok pleaded, sitting up.
  • 'I... I know someone who likes you. I'm inquiring for them.' Yoongi stuttered.
  • 'Yoongi... you know that even if I did like someone, I couldn't act on that interest. You know better than anyone!' Hoseok exclaimed.
  • ' I do.' Yoongi glanced at his crush with longing eyes. He really did know.
  • 'I'm flattered that someone is interested. I'm sure they'll find someone suitable in no time.' Hoseok offered, eliminating himself as an option. Yoongi laughed lightly. That was a hoseok response. Removing himself from the equation.
  • 'I have another question.' Yoongi felt more comfortable now, just being there with hoseok-- all alone. Just the two of them, what he liked best.
  • 'Oh here we go.' Hoseok joked. Yoongi twisted his fingers with jitters all through his body.
  • 'Have you ever... liked one of the members?' Yoongi asked. Hoseok nearly choked at the question.
  • 'Yoongi, why are you doing this?? You know that these kinds of questions are really crazy, right? What if I said yes?? It's completely against the rules. And If I did, what would it matter?? It wouldn't be reciprocated. And if I did, all it would do is lead to more problems!' Hoseok spewed off angrily.
  • 'I-- I...' Yoongi started.
  • 'What, hyung?' Hoseok asked.
  • 'I...'
  • Yoongi looked at Hoseok and Hoseok looked at Yoongi. Min Yoongi had never seen such a beautiful person in his entire life. He'd never wanted to lay his own lips on another's with this much passion.
  • And then suddenly, he had.
  • He was kissing Jung Hoseok.
  • Hoseoks initial reaction was shock. He pulled back, looking at
  • Yoongi with wide eyes.
  • 'Yoongi...' he breathed. Yoongi didn't give him another minute to pull away, looking like once more. The way Hoseok moved his lips against Yoongi’s-- Yoongi had never felt this before. A warmth spread throughout his whole body. His skin was on fire. The feeling of hoseoks fingers brushing his cheek was enough to send him into another dimension. This kiss was mutual, Hoseok could feel it too. He wanted more. He wanted this so badly. But something inside him was signaling to stop. This is bad for business, his mind reminded him. But it feels so right; he thought again. Stop. Stop. He argued with himself until finally he pulled away from Yoongi, who had placed his hand sweetly around Hoseok’s lower back.
  • 'We can't.' Hoseok said gruffly.
  • 'I know.' Yoongi opened his eyes and exhaled. Hoseok had never seen yoongis face so flushed and pink. He looked nice with a bit of color. He always looked nice.
  • 'This never happened.' Hoseok offered. Yoongis heart dropped into his chest. The dejected feeling hit him immediately.
  • 'Hoseok...'
  • 'No. it never happened.' Hoseok said, standing up. It was the last thing hoseok wanted to do-- he wanted to lay with Min Yoongi until the sun rose in a few hours. He wanted to kiss his soft lips and talk for hours about anything and everything.
  • But Hoseok had gone through too much to let love change anything.
  • He couldn't let his emotions get the best of him. He couldn't let Yoongi ruin his career either.
  • 'It really meant nothing to you?' Hoseok could hear the hurt in yoongis voice.
  • He crouched down and took Yoongi’s hand, kissing it lightly.
  • 'It meant everything to me.' He whispered, darting off towards the dorms.
  • Min Yoongi had never felt so conflicted in his entire life.