tony ships this

anonymous asked:

do you have any science bro fic recs? Platonic or shippy. both are fine, I'm looking through the tag and so many don't seem to have them as the central pair :/

sure bro I got ur back

have fun! :D

Otp Imagine: Blow Jobs, or Suck jobs

Person A: *is sucking person B’s dick*


Person B: *is moaning and gripping person As hair*


Person A: *Thinks and releases person B’s dick*


Person B: *sighs and looks down* What is it now?


Person A: *Looks up at person be with a serious expression* Why is it called a blow job?


Person A: Surely based on what is done it would be called a suck job. *goes on to demonstrate, making Person B moan again*


Person A: If I blew on your dick it would make if cold. *blows on the tip making person B bite his lip*


Person B: *is listening to their partner. They’re used to Person A doing this*


Person A: *watches Person B as they blow again. Smirking and doing it a few times between licks*


Person A: *continues they’re slow torture until Person B can’t take it any longer*


*And that is why Person A ends up walking funny the next day*

So I was just thinking about infinity war and imagine Tony yelling “Peter” and both Spiderman and Starlord answer and he’s just like
Fuck
Now there’s two of them

  • <p> <b>Tony:</b> [to Peter] So, this is how an immature, engaged, high school idiot, with no car, no job, and no money try to become a hero.<p/><b>Peter:</b> That was like eight burns in one sentence<p/><b>Wade:</b> An octo-burn.<p/></p>
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“Mr. Stark, will you carry me?”

“No.”

“ok. :^)”

“Kid, what the f– hell??”


Tony: @whiskeyteacosplay

Peter/Spidey: @yacchins


bonus: someone yelled “do crunches!!” and an attempt was made

the ONLY way 

I’m going to forgive MARVEL

if steve rogers dies in infinity war

is if they make it SUPER GAY

AND i MEAN

SOOPUR-DOOPUR GAYYYYY

I want the slow motion when he takes the shot for someone

I want the overdramatic “NOOOO” while he topples over and hits the ground as everyone forgets that the world is literally ending in favor of running towards him

I want fucking Bucky to cradle his face and look deeply into his eyes and say  shit like “no it’s too soon” and “ we were supposed to make it together” as sentimental music swells

I want Tony and Steve to finally forgive each other. Tony apologizes for everything, Steve responds with an apology of his own. They both admit to have fucking up, it’s beautiful.

I WANT TEARS IN EVERYONE’S EYES

steve is holding on to bucky, he looks at him and tells him he’ll be ok, he’ll really be ok now

Bucky is stroking his hair and holding him tight and he’s like “steve i’m not going anywhere i’m right here i’m right here “ and when he realizes he’s really just NOT gonna make it, he gives him this little wry smile and says “it’s ok, you can go. it’s ok..”

steve turns to tony, he tells him he’s one of the best men he’s ever known and to look after the others to which tony pledges “i will”

AND STEVE CAN FINALLY LET GO

steve gives his final breath in bucky’s arms in the climax of the musical score called “The End Of The Line” or some shit like that. (wasn’t that a track in CATWS?? IDK maybe it’s the same track but a more Epic arrangement). bucky sobs. natasha sobs. EVERYONE SOBBING. and then they use steve’s memory to defeat thanos.

The post-credit scene is sam wilson coming home from steve’s memorial service to his apartment. he is surprised to find a shield right there, sitting in his living room. there’s a note from tony  saying some shit like “found this in (insert convenient place here), I think he meant for you to have it”. there’s a letter attached to the note, from steve, basically giving him his blessing to be Capn’ Murica. Sam finishes reading the letter with a watery smile and looks on at the shield.

…this is the only. way…. i’m saying goodbye.

King of Memes

Or, how Tony Found Out About Bucky’s Blog. 


Tony couldn’t seep. Sometimes he managed a few hours if he was tired enough, so usually he went to the gym and worked out until he was exhausted. Tonight, though, he found the gym already occupied: Barnes, with his hair tied up, working steadily at the heavy bag. Normally Tony would make an awkward comment and leave him to it, but instead he just heads for the opposite side of the gym. After setting up at one of the far treadmills, Tony worked his way to a easy run. Barnes was laying his fists rhythmically into the bag, and the quiet thumping was sort of strangely soothing. Between the running and the thumping, Tony slipped into a near-trancelike state.

 And then Barnes let out an ungodly howl, drew back his left fist, and slammed it straight through the heavy bag with a roar of, “DIE A THOUSAND BURNING DEATHS!”

Tony fell off the treadmill, scrambled to his feet, and booked it to the elevator.


kingofmemes posted:

holy shit you guys there was a spider on my punching bag !!! thanks to my many years of combat experience & martial arts training things are okay now

Posted at 4:47 AM, 37294 notes


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