Imagine you and Mike Fuentes curled up on a couch, your head on his chest, as his large hands gently grasp you. One arm is protectively around your waist, as the other hand strokes your head. All of a sudden, he sings “You Are My Sunshine” to you.
“You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are grey. You’ll never know dear, how much I love you, please don’t take my sunshine away.”
He has a gorgeous voice. You look up to him and smile.
“What?” He asks you.
“Is it true?”, you ask. “What you said?”
“NAH, BEOTCH!!! I WAS THINKIN OF TONY THE WHOLE TIME! BYE FELICIA!!!”
And he jumps out of the window.
All credit goes to the bae shikideadcorpse!!! She’s the one who came up with this, lol.