Summary: JJ made a diss track where he said something he shouldn’t have.
A/n: I LOVE THIS! Oh my I can’t tell you how much fun @blueminter and I had writing this! For the 11614846651 time, thank you so much for
doing this Mel, I love you. For those of you who don’t know this, Mel basically wrote all those amazing bars! Everyone go tell the Sidemen they need to hire her for their diss tracks! Anyway I hope you like it!
“Hey babe”, my boyfriend Simon called me. “Have you seen JJ’s diss track yet?” he
asked. With JJ leaving the Sidemen, Ethan and Harry had released a diss track.
And to be honest, they were fire. Jide coming back at them was thus no surprise.
“No, no I haven’t yet. I was actually just about to though, why?”, I
questioned. “Well we’re all going to watch it together and react to it and I
thought I’d be nice for you to be here too?” “Oh yeah, nice. I’ll be there in
five”, I beamed.
The Sidemen house was only a
few blocks away so I decided to walk there. When I got to the door, my
boyfriend was already waiting for me. He kissed my lips softly as a hello. We
went to the kitchen where all the other guys were already waiting. I quickly
hugged them all and we sat down to film.
“Hey guys! As you all may
know, JJ just released his diss track. So we’re going to watch it and react to
it”. The track had a good beat to it, but the lyrics weren’t that great. JJ
started off with Ethan, as expected.
Yow Ethan do you still the stairs
cause you better roll down every pair, WOT?!
Ethan paused the video. “And
there we go with the fat jokes!”, he laughed. Josh added; “Fat joke here, fat
joke there”. “You’ve got the best fat joke of the year!”, I cheered, earning a
laugh from the guys. “Don’t be surprised Ethan,” Simon stated, “She’s had your
track on on repeat”. “Hey! Don’t judge me. It’s absolute fire”, I laughed.
Ethan gave me a fist bump and Simon continued the video.
Now for Simon. Clearly opposites attract
cause you’re too skinny and your girl’s too… Ha you know it.
At that moment, my heart
dropped. I never considered myself fat, but I always felt self-conscious about
it. So hearing it from someone else was quite a shock. Especially in front of
all the guys. No one seemed to notice my discomfort, since they just kept
watching and commentating.
I had no idea what was being
said or done, because I was so caught up in my thoughts. Was JJ right? Am I too
fat? Does Simon think I’m too fat? Maybe he’s only with me because he pities
me? Oh god, I was starting to feel sick.
Luckily the video didn’t take
much longer. Josh and Harry were still discussing how often JJ implied that
Ethan was fat, when Simon asked me what I thought about it. “Uhm, yeah I think
it wasn’t that bad”, I lied. Apparently, I wasn’t that great at lying, since he
shot me a worried look. I didn’t want to talk about it, so I just ignored it.
Simon quickly did his outro,
with Ethan warning JJ for his second verse. When all the cameras were turned
off, Tobi asked if they could get a take-away pizza for dinner, to which all
the guys cheered. I politely declined, knowing that I probably shouldn’t eat
pizza if I was planning on losing weight. My boyfriend again looked worriedly
“Hey”, I nudged Simons side,
“Could I maybe take a shower?”. “Yeah of course! You want me to join”, Simon
smirked. “No no not with the guys here. I’ll be fine on my own”. “Your loss”,
he said and kissed me.
I ran up the stairs to Simons
bathroom. I stayed here so often that I had all my own stuff in there. When I
was about to hop in the shower, I caught sight of my reflection in the mirror.
I looked at myself, mentally pointing out everything I hated. And before I knew
it, tears were streaming down my face.
I quickly washed myself to try
and forget about everything for a second. But when I went to Simons room after
I was all cleaned up, I started thinking again. What if Simon doesn’t love me
anymore? Does he really think I’m too fat?
I didn’t hear him come in, so
I screamed a little when he hugged from behind. “Hello beautiful”, Simon
laughed. “Hi”, I mumbeled. He started kissing me. First my cheek, my jaw, my
neck, my shoulder, my collarbone. His touches were full of love, but I didn’t
feelt it. All because of JJ. I kept hearing his words, over and over again.
Eventually Simon noticed
something was really off. “Hey Y/N/N, what’s going on?”, he whispered. I just
shook my head. “Y/N please. Don’t do this to me. Don’t shut me out. I know
something’s wrong. Just talk to me, love”. I sighed. “Do you think I’m fat?”, I
said no louder than a whisper. Simons eyes immediately grew. “What? Where is
this coming from?”.
“Never mind. Just forget about
it”, I said quickly, regretting my decision to speak up about my thoughts. “No
Y/N, I can’t just forget about that! Is it because of JJ? Because of what he
said in his diss track?”, he asked.
The fact that I didn’t respond
and couldn’t even look at him, was answer enough for him. “Y/N listen to me. JJ
only said that to get a reaction out of me, okay? You are not fat. Far from
even. You are the most beautiful, happy, bright, funny, smart, talented person
I know. And I love you more than anything in the world, okay? So don’t you ever
dare to think that you’re not perfect, because you are”.
“I’m sorry”, I sniffed,
looking at the ground. Simon placed his hand on my chin and tilted my head so I
was looking in his eyes. “You have nothing to apologize for. JJ on the other
hand… You know what? I’ve got an idea”, Simon smirked. He quickly explained his
plan to me. “Simon you don’t have to do that. It’s fine”, I said once he had
finished. “Oh no Y/N/N, I do need to do that. And you’re going to help me. He does
not know what’s coming for him”, he laughed.
Two days later everything was
ready to get the plan going. All the remaining Sidemen were there, in a car
park getting ready to start recording. “Okay guys, is everyone ready? Then let’s
go!”, Simon said, making everyone cheer. “3,2,1 ACTION”.
“Yow Jide. You thought we’d
let you do this? You thought wrong mate and now you’re on your own. You said
you had a storm coming? Well get ready cause we’re bringing you A FUCKING
Simon:Hey Jide I thought we were mates but guess what now we ain’t. If
opposites attract then you and me would be good and that’s a fact. You call my
girlfriend fat but have you ever looked at yourself? Man. She is my queen. You?
You’re still thirteen, always dressed up for halloween…You act like a teen, you’ll
light up like gasoline when you hear this fire coming at you through the fucking
Ethan: Maybe I’m fat but at least
I’ve got some brain cells, yours are rotten, so maybe that’s why you smell. You
had a tongue twister in your rap but fam, how long did it take you to record
that, man? Forget squirrel or rolls Royce, all that comes out your mouth is
‘more vag!’ You incompetent fuck, just learn how to read, and then maybe you’ll
be able to drive at the right speed
Josh: So you left the Sidemen, the
stacks you made are crumblin. Yeah you’ll be tremblin, struggelin, tumbelin,
stumbelin without us right by your side. I’ve taken over your room whilst
you’re in LA causing a baby boom, but just remember I will be daddy forever,
there’s no way you can take that from me too.
Harry: It’s like you decided
overnight, but leaving the Sidemen is just not alright. Thought you had a
chance with my sister? Well now you’re never gonna be her mr. You’re too old
anyway that soon, like your channel, your hair will fade to grey.
Tobi: See I’m the original team
skrrr but not when it comes to you. I can’t tell if it’s humor but hell I don’t
like your tattoos. You’re acting a little bit new yet you still send emails
with yahoo. Now you’ve got a new girl but tell me, am I having deja vu? You
were talking about Seana like last week, that shits antique, but I bet this new
girl is just as 'unique’
Vik: You say I’m good with blocks
but guess what? Now I’m blocking you. My head is square but mate, have you
looked at WillNE too? No of course you haven’t, you only look at the girls
you’re banging, call me savage, but I think you need to use family planning.
Y/N: So JJ, it was nice knowing
you, and it was nice seeing you so relevant here on YouTube. Call me fat all
you want but man look at you, could use a little bit of Facetune, photoshop
just won’t do, you’re doing this just for the views so let’s stay cool. Don’t
get yourself into this, I don’t really know what your purpose is, but I guess
you need your stacks n that, but next time, don’t just say that I’m fat.
Could you please make a post with tongue twisters in italian?
Some of the most common:
Li vuoi quei kiwi? Do you want those kiwis?
A quest'ora il questore in questura non c'è The officer is not in his office at this time
Tre tigri contro tre tigri Three tigers against three tigers
In un coppo poco cupo poco pepe pesto cape Little pepper powder fits in a jar that isn’t very dark
Sopra la panca la capra campa, sotto la panca la capra crepa On the bench the goat lives, under the bench the goat dies
Trentatré trentini entrarono a Trento, tutti e trentatré trotterellando Thirty-three dwellers of Trent came into Trent, all thirty-three trotting and toddling
Apelle figlio d'Apollo fece una palla di pelle di pollo. Tutti i pesci vennero a galla per vedere la palla di pelle di pollo fatta d'Apelle figlio d'Apollo Apelle son of Apollo made a ball with chicken skin. All the fish came to the surface to see the ball made of chicken skin made by Apelle son of Apollo
Se l’ Arcivescovo di Costantinopoli si disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzasse, vi disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzereste voi come si è disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzato l’ Arcivescovo di Costantinopoli? If the archibishop of Constantinople debishopconstantinoplized himself, would you debishopconstantinoplize yourselves in the same way as the archibishop of Constantinople debishopconstantinoplized?
3. So so so so this is what it feels like to match wits with someone at your level what the hell is the catch it’s the feeling of freedom of seeing the light it’s Ben Franklin with the key and the kite you see it right the conversation lasted two minutes maybe three minutes everything we said in total agreement it’s a dream and it’s a bit of dance a bit of a posture it’s a bit of a stance
2. I am in the Cabinet I am complicit in watching him grabbin at power and kissin it Washington isn’t gon listen to disciplined dissidents this is the difference this kiD IS OUT
1. IM TAKING THIS HORSE BY THE REINS MAKING REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS LAFAYETTE AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL I MAKE EM DROP AND BURN EM UP AND SCATTER THE REMAINS LAFAYETTE WATCH ME ENGAGIN EM ESCAPIN EM ENRAGIN EM LAFAYETTE
The sheith fanmix you want but are too embarassed to make yourself (Featuring a lot of tracks no longer considered cool)
Tracklist: 01.Evertime we touch Cascada / 02.Love You Like A Love Song Selena Gomez / 03.Only GirlKeith(In The World) Rihanna / 04.Die Young Ke$ha / 05.Final Song MØ / 06.Make me Fade Vanic x F.Klay / 07.Into you Ariana Grande / 08.Tongue Twister Cash Cash / 09.Your body Christina Aguilera / 10.High Vanic x Zella Day / 11.The Great Escape Girls Generation / 12.Heaven Dj Sammy / 13.Hit the lights Selena Gomez
Word Count: 4,123 (aHHH I LOVE DEATH this thing is 7 pages)
Summary:Lets grow old - Until you are eighteen you grow normally, if you do not meet your soulmate before eighteen you will be stuck as eighteen until you can meet them. (The source is no longer available as the blog has most likely deactivated :(… )
A/N: I love soulmate AU’s, and I don’t see a lot of content out there for Seungkwan. I mean, do you see this wonderful, absolutely lovely man? Give him all of your love or so help me !!!! Gosh…… I let this get long……… oops ?
Who knows how long it’s been? How long you’ve been wandering on the face of the earth. Any records of you are so old – some even lost – that you could be considered unidentifiable. It sucked, to be frank. When all of your friends and family found their soulmates, you were able to live such happy times. Going to their weddings, helping setting up anniversaries… seeing them age and grow up.
And here you were: stuck in the body of an 18-year old. Sure, it was kind of weird to see your friends and their soulmates age to their thirties while you stayed behind. Sure, it was funky when your cousin, ten years younger than you, invited you to their wedding with an older face and physique than you. Sure, it was completely devastating and heartbreaking when your family and friends aged until they just couldn’t anymore.
But you were moving on because it’s kind of what you had to do.
Ok I wrote this one for @thatangrymardleschick so I hope you like it girlie! Anyway
I love Sepe he’s so cute and shy it’s adorable! I really want to kidnap him
just to take care of him! Anyway so I used some Finnish (google translate so if
it’s wrong PLEASE feel free to correct me!!!) and translations are at the end!
Request: May I have a Sebastian Aho imagine where you are an
English as a second language teacher, who previously thought Tuevo. The Canes
ask you again to teach another player, Sepe! Thank you!!
in the coach’s office staring at Bill Peters. Yes, THE Bill Peters.
At this point I have no idea what I was trying to accomplish but here is something that I threw together.
He wasn’t happy with the way his eyes looked, but you made him see them differently. Only he wished he could do more for you the way you did more for him. (Angst and slight fluff).
How unfortunate that the man was not happy with the eyes he was born with, the eyes that let him see the world and the beauty that sat in front of him. For almost twenty-two years he has been blessed with eyes that told time, and for most of his life, his time was spent drowning himself in hatred for them. In primary school the kids would tease him, coming up with stupid reasons as to why his eyes were the way they were. From time to time in the back of his mind he would hear a faint; ‘the older he gets the more then go inward!’
Secondary school came around the torture had died along with his confidence, the teasing became minimum and people saw him as he should be. Though there were those few asshole children who would ask him why his eyes looked like that. Soonyoung wanted to forget the world, say goodbye to it, it wasn’t worth being in a world where he didn’t belong.
High school came around and it was like a breath of fresh air. He was drowning all these years and meeting you saved him. You were a foreigner who spoke a decent amount of Korean, while he had trouble trying to at least understand some English—really it was those problems that led you to each other.
This has been in the inbox since forever and it’s finally dONE WOO :D but anyways I wrote like 6 pages on a google docs for this so I apologize for the length! I hope you enjoy it & don’t come at me for taking so long :^) -Admin Madi
Ok so this is how everything went down;
Yours and Wonwoo’s parents were super good friends
and since you were both heading off to college/university, they thought “Hey, why not make them room together to save money??”
They were adamant that this was the best plan for the both of you
Little did they know that you and wonwoo have talked like maybe 3 times at the most??
So moving day was pretty awkward
But not as awkward as your first day living together dear lord
You two were so careful around one another you didn’t know how to act
Barely any words were spoken between you two
You weren’t used to living with someone of the opposite sex who was the same age as you at all
your whole mindset was “dont look at him, dont talk to him, you’ll be fine”
Bc you’ve seen those dramas where the girl falls for the guy and there is no way in hell that you are letting that happen on your watch
So every time you come out of your room to get a drink or use the bathroom, you keep your head down and avoid ALL eye contact
Wonwoo is 100% convinced that you hate him and are uncomfortable with the living arrangement
So he blocks your path and stands right in front of you one day when you’re trying to run back into your room
He asks if you’re okay with rooming with him bc he’s getting concerned
You’re like shit okay he’s noticed what I’m doing
So you just shake your head and smile at him for the first time ever and lie
“It’s great! Do you not like it?”
Wonwoo rolls his eyes playfully and pokes your shoulder
“You’re bad at lying.”
Ok so your act was painfully obvious so you just let your shoulders slump
Wonwoo really doesn’t want to live on his own so he offers for you two to get to know each other
You nod bc hell, that’s a pretty solid idea since you’ll be seeing a lot of him from now on so it won’t hurt to know what he’s like
So you two grab some chips and soda and plop your little butts down on your couch
You discuss your favorite shows, books, movies, songs and the basics
By the end of it you’re both like “damn, they’re not so bad”
AKA you two click ridiculously well
When you initially met wonwoo you thought he was a quiet, introverted guy that was lowkey hot
But now you’ve seen the really dorky and funny side to him where he’s making horrible puns every other minute and showing off that adorable nose scrunch of his
And you find yourself thinking “this guy is great best friend material”
And wonwoo was all for this new friendship
So for the first little while, you guys plan your lives around one another
You would dedicate afternoons to going out to try new foods, catch the latest releases of movies and make aimless trips to the grocery store to find what the other person likes
You would bring home lame things like dinosaur magnets for the fridge bc you knew they would make him laugh
And wonwoo would lend you his books where he would have lines highlighted and his thoughts written next to them bc he knew you would find them funny