For your twitter war au: Yuri comes over to Otabek and JJ's apartment and for some reason JJ and Beka have to go out leaving Yuri alone with the reptiles, he gets along with them v well and starts tweeting about them
Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky Sudden realisation: reptiles are
Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+ Huh? Does your bf have snakes or
You might hate me for this or you might not, But top 5 Jhope moments 😜
ommggg this is going to be super hard but i will try my best :) i will countdown my top 5 jhope moments
THIS VIDEO WAS THE VIDEO THAT MADE HOSEOK MY BIAS IN BTS LIKE I WAS TRYING TO GET TO KNOW EACH MEMBER BETTER AND I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO AND BOOM!!!!! HOSEOK HAD ME :O LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO MAKES ME HAPPY
WHEN HOSEOK WAS PLAYING THE RECORDER WITH HIS NOISE LIKE THAT’S TRUE TALENT RIGHT THERE LIKE YALL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS MAKES ME FEEL
HIM AND MICKEY ARE THE CUTEST LIKE WHEN EVER HE IS TALKING TO MICKEY HIS VOICE IS SO CUUUTE LIKE ALDFAFHA
HOSEOK IN THIS OUTFIT MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A SUGAR DADDY LIKE I SWEAR EVERY TIME HE WORE THAT OUTFIT HE TURNED INTO JAY LIKE I COULDN’T HANDLE THE HOTTNESS
THIS VIDEO WILL ALWAYS BE THE DEATH OF ME BECAUSE OMG LOOK AT HIM SLAYING AND KILLING IT LIKE THE KING HE IS *TONGUE OUT EMOJI* LIKE AIHFAIF HOSEOK KILLED ME WITH THIS VIDEO
He’s on the Washington Capitals? The hockey team, I can’t quite get this out of my head. Why the hell is he interested in me then? I’m a pretty insecure person, given everything that happened with my ex and coupled with years of shitty self esteem you create the mega self doubter that is me. I look over at him while he’s driving, he’s so relaxed. His non driving hand is rested on my thigh, and wow are they big, I giggled to myself. He looks over smiling, “What are you laughing at?” “Nothing, just happy to have met you I guess” we’re stopped at a red light so he turns to me and gives me a genuine smile, “And you have no clue how happy I am I met you”. His smile makes my stomach do little flips, my ex never made me feel like this. And the way my name rolled off his tongue in his accent was easily my new favorite thing in the world, or the way his eyes light up when he talks. I could go on forever about what I love about him, and there’s still so much to learn.
“So do you like hockey” his voice breaks up my thoughts, “Uhm well I don’t not like it, I just I don’t know much about it” he lets out a laugh. “Wow I wonder if there is anyone out there who could teach you, well if you wanted to learn that is…” his voice trailing off at the end making my heartbeat speed up, “Of course I want to learn about hockey Andre! If you look this good off the ice I can’t imagine how you are on it” I say a little flirtier than I intended, shocking myself even. “Number 65 on the ice number 1 in your heart” he says laughing, I let out a laugh too. I guess he’s number 65 then I think to myself, good to know when I’m googling him later. I don’t even know his last name, but I’m going to go ahead and assume that if he’s on the Capitals it won’t be hard to find out.
“Turn here?” he asks once again snapping me out of my daydream, “Yep just right at the end of the street on the left is my building” I say pointing down to where Emily and I’s place is. I feel like I should be embarrassed that I live in an apartment half the size of his, no where near as nice, and not in as nice as an area, yet I didn’t. Andre made me feel relaxed, he definitely didn’t have an ego or an attitude that you would think a professional athlete would. My ex certainly did, and let me tell you he was no professional athlete.He stops the car and I feel him turn towards me, “It’s been quite the 24 hours huh?” he says laughing, “Not even 24 hours” I say making the both of us laugh. “I have practice today and then a game tomorrow night, I would love it if you came. After tomorrow night I have to go on the road for a couple of days so I won’t be able to see you..” he says looking down. I don’t know what overcame me but I reached forward and grabbed his hands, “Andre I would absolutely LOVE to come” I say laughing and I see his smile light back up, “I’ll lose my Capitals Virginity” he laughs, “I think you might’ve already lost that” he says and I laugh, really truly laugh for what feels like the first time in forever. I’ve been doing that a lot with Andre. What the Hell why not (Y/N) I tell myself as I lean forward pressing a kiss on his lips, “I’ll see you then Andre, practice good you better score me a goal tomorrow night” he bites his lip, he must be trying to kill me is all I can think. “I’ll try just for you, I better hear you yelling ‘let’s go caps’” I laugh, “Oh you’ll hear me” “Oh I know you’re loud” he says with a cheeky grin. I blush and feel my heart flutter, “Well let’s just hope you’re as smooth on the ice” I say pulling him in for one long last kiss, I gotta get out of his car before this gets anymore heated. He pulls back smiling, “See you soon (Y/N)”, “Bye Andre” I say placing a kiss on his cheek and getting out of his car.
Walking up to my building I feel like I’m on cloud nine and walking on air, it’s been such a whirlwind but something about this just feels so right. I open the door to my building and I hear his car start to backup, what a gentleman waiting for me to get inside before leaving, I turn around and toss him a wave and his smile lights up and gives me one back. I get in the elevator and press the button for the fourth floor, I really hope Emily is home, I’m dying to talk to someone about this.
Opening the door I see her keys hanging up next to the door and her shoes thrown across the floor, “EMILY” I let out a loud yell letting out a giggle and almost instantaneously she comes rushing out of her room, “YOU’RE HOME” she says laughing and wrapping me in a big hug. I laugh, “I am home, in one piece, and completely on cloud nine” “You better tell me fucking every last detail (Y/N) I was about to call the police I was worried sick!” “I know, I’m sorry. It’ll never happen again”. We go into her room and settle on to her bed sitting in our usual girl talk time places. The last couple weeks our girl talk has been me crying over my ex, so I was really excited to be able to share good news.
“You’re going to think I’m completely insane..” I say laughing, “(Y/N) I am passed that honestly, but I am proud of you because 1) you finally confronted the asshole who should not be named and 2) you had a one night stand look at you go!”. I laugh, “Em it’s not a one night stand..” “You didn’t bang? Then what’s the point of being out with him all night and all morning! (Y/N) come on he was sexy!” I laugh, “no no we did, I guess I mean I was drunk but we both woke up half undressed so I guess so. BUT we have plans to hangout more. We talked a lot this morning, Em he’s really great”. Her face lights up, “I want to meet him!!! (Y/N) I am honestly so happy you deserve a great guy after that asshole you spent way too long with” I smile, she was never a fan of my ex, like at all. “Yeah well there is one more thing about him..” I say letting my voice trailed off and I see her face contort to a puzzled look, “What?”. I take a long breath, “Long story short, he’s in the NHL like he’s on the Capitals” “WHAT” I see her jump up and run for her laptop, “(Y/N)! Are you serious! Have you looked this up like are you sure it’s true I mean why would he lie but holy shit (Y/N)” her face was in total shock and I can’t help but crack up. “What was your reaction?” she asks me excited, “I don’t know I mean definitely confused but I didn’t let him see that you know? He’s just a regular guy I don’t know”. It’s true, I don’t know what to think. Going into it I didn’t know he was, I mean he’s just a regular guy if you ask me.
Before I know it 2 hours have passed and I’ve learned all youtube, google, and tumblr could tell me about Andre. That he is completely and totally the guy I met earlier, he’s kind and funny and from what I can tell, good at hockey. Oh and his last name is Burakovsky, and he is number 65. “You know I always figured hockey players were like toothless savages” Emily says laughing, “but he totally has like perfect teeth” I laugh too, he does have a perfect smile. “He asked me to come to his game tomorrow night” I say and Emily’s face lights up again, “(Y/N) that is really amazing, like honestly. Go and have fun, I didn’t know you were a hockey fan though?” she says laughing, “Well now I am! I have a lot to learn though” I say with a laugh.
Emily had to go out and run errands so I had the place to myself so I decided to optimize my alone time googling everything hockey. I know Andre said he wants to teach me about it, which is so adorable, but I figure it can’t hurt to know the basic rules so I’ll at least know what’s happening tomorrow. I feel like I have seen every single youtube video there is on the rules. “Okay so offsides is when the player goes into the zone before the puck does and there’s all sorts of penalties that are like usually only two minutes unless it’s a major penalty?” I say to aloud to myself, I was quizzing myself. I was right so I smile and shut the computer, it wasn’t much but it was certainly a start. I look down and let out a laugh when I realize I’m still in Andre’s sister’s clothes. Taking a shower and changing seems like a good idea.
Andre is all I can think about, the way his hands lingered on my body, to the way his lips were the softest I’ve ever had, and the way he says my name, trust me, it would drive you crazy too. I hear my phone go off from in my room so I walk into grab it- it was a text from Andre.
“It’s Andre, I can’t wait to see you tomorrow, the game is at 7. If you wanna see me in warmups, be there at like 6:20” I laugh at his use of tongue out emoji after that bit, “I left you a ticket at will call under my name I can’t wait to see you tomorrow!”. I text him back, “I can’t wait to see you either!” hitting send made my stomach do a little flip. He really is on the Washington fucking Capitals.
Your fingers rest on top of Niall’s, his hands locked against
your stomach as he stands behind you.
He spins you around though and it’s just like a movie again-
you saw fireworks already, but you see them again, feel them deep in your belly
when he presses his lips against yours and doesn’t let you go.
A really self indulgent story about home cooking, shared clothes, and Niall and Y/N falling in love.
zaynglish isnt just starting every word w/ z anymore its such a nuanced language now…replacing ‘fore’ w/ four… ending adjectives that describe an emotional state w/ dot com.. there is no suc thing as punctuation its all been replaced w/ the tongue out emoji
This took a lot of editing and I still hate it and im very reluctant to post it but idk!! It’s a college au where they meet and whatever. I got the idea from this post, you’ll know which one. It’s not cute until the end but it’s kind of maybe cliche?? I’m good with like fancy words but I’m still a bad writer so idk,, fight m e ,,,
also I know this is probably not what they went to college for but?? whatever man. i hate this but i hope u enjoy
AN: Hello everyone! Thanks so much for your lovely feedback again. You can find parts 1-3 in my tag if you want to catch up, or message my sideblog artificial-eve for details of my Ao3 account. I sat down and worked out a proper plan and I think this story has 13 chapters including the ones we’ve already had, but we’ll see how things go - just to let you know that there is a plan and that we’re headed somewhere.
Omaha Boys | Bad boys ain’t no good, Good Girls ain’t no fun | Chapter one
(Y/N)’s POV ~
It was towards the beginning of the summer leading into your senior year of high school. It was 9 am on June 24th and you were currently sitting in your high schools computer lab trying to rush through this last part of your summer school assignment so you could leave for the day.
“Hey, do you need any help?” you heard muffled through your headphones. You pulled the left one out and looked up to see a Jack Johnson, one of the popular kids, standing above you. “Umm, no. I don’t think we are supposed to help each other.” you said and started to put your headphone back in. “Oh no, I’m volunteering to help. I’m not here to take a class.” Jack said. You turned your head to look up at him again, this time with a confused look on your face, “why in the world would you do that?” you asked. Jack chuckled a little and looked down at the seat next to you and then back at you for confirmation he could sit. You nodded at then scooted over so he had more room. He pulled out the chair and sat so he was more facing you. “My best friend isn’t the best at school stuff” he said as he pointed between the computers towards the back of the room. You looked to see part of Jack Gilinsky’s, another popular kid, face behind a screen, he was sticking his tongue out and making a weird face as he concentrated. You laughed a little at how he looked and you turned back to Johnson as he said “he’s not going to be able to graduate with me next year if he doesn’t make up his credits, so I’m here to make sure he does.” he said with a smile on his face.
You looked at him confused again and his smile fell a little “ weren’t you in my AP Bio, history, and Spanish class my sophomore year, and my advanced chem class first term last year?” you asked him as you turned so you were facing the computer again. He chuckled a little again “yeah, that was you. I thought you looked really familiar. More than like I’ve seen you around in the hallways” he said. “But yeah Jack and I are about to be juniors, I’ve just always taken advanced classes” he continued, this time kind of bragging. You were more paying attention to the problem on the computer when he leaned forward and said “Mark Twain 1835-1910.″ You clicked the answer, not being 100% sure it was right, and continued on with the assignment. “So not to sound rude or anything, but why are you helping me if you are here to help Gilinsky?” you said and it came out a little more assertive than you intended. “Charles Dickens 1812-1870, and because the supervising, teacher said that if I want the letter of recommendation for colleges I have to help other people besides him. That and I couldn’t quite place why you looked familiar so I was hoping you would know.” he answered as I clicked on the answers he was giving you.
He helped you quickly finish the assignment you were working on and then since he was being so helpful you thought you’d take advantage of it and try and do a few more. After finishing two more and just starting off another you heard a voice approach behind you. “Yo Johnson, teach says I’m good for the day if you want to get going..” you heard Gilinsky say way to loud for how close he was to the two of you. You looked away from the screen for a second towards Gilinsky and you were surprised as you saw a smile grow on his face “Hey it’s (Y/N) right? You were in show choir with me, you helped me learn to properly to the salsa for the big dance number?” he asked as he swayed his hips to imaginary music and laughed at himself as he pulled out the chair next to Johnson and sat. “Yep..that’s me” you said timidly as you returned your attention to the screen. “I WAS going to say no I’m not leaving yet because I’m helping (Y/N), but since you’ve sat down it looks like you’ve decided to stay as well.” Johnson said as he gave you an apologetic look.
Johnson started to help you with your assignment again and Gilinsky quickly became more and more bored. He started off just lightly tapping his foot on the ground, then he started whistling, he started to grow louder and louder and then he started drumming on the table as well. The teacher came over a few times, telling him to be quiet, but after a little while it was like he would forget he just got in trouble for being loud and start the process of his noise making all over again. After the teacher had told Gilinsky to be quiet at least 6 times he came over again but this time he was no where near as pleasant towards us “The three of you need to leave now!” he said. You tried arguing your case but he said that if you didn’t leave he wouldn’t allow you to come back; and you really needed to make up these credits.
Your posture slouched as you quickly exited the room, completely embarrassed, with only your notebook in hand. You started to walk through the hallway towards the main doorway when you heard multiple peoples rapid footsteps and Johnson yelling “Hey (Y/N)! Wait up!” You slowed your walk a little so he could catch up to you but you didn’t stop. As you were about to approach the door to exit the school Gilinsky ran up past you and stood by the door, Johnson then caught up and walked next to you. You were just by the door when Gilinsky opened it “Ma ladies” he said trying to impersonate a British accent and hide the smile that was threatening to show at the corners of his mouth. After Johnson and you walked through the door Gilinsky jogged to your side. You said nothing as the three of you slowly walked towards the parking lot.
“So you kind of got up and left really fast, but you forgot your phone.” Johnson said sweetly as he took your phone out of your pocket and tried handing it to you. “Yeah you were like a speed demon!” Gilinsky joked as he grabbed your phone from Johnson and rapidly lifted up his knees making it look like he was running as he stayed at the same pace as us. “But don’t worry, I added both of our numbers. You’re welcome.” Gilinsky said as grabbed you hand, flipped it over so that your palm was facing up, and very lightly set it in your hand. He gave you a big cheesy smile as you looked over at him. You dropped your head to look at your phone as you swiped your finger across the screen to unlock it. “I knew I should have put a password on this thing” you said in as serious tone as you could manage while you tried to keep from smiling.
Gilinsky seemed kind of wounded at your joke but he brushed it off and brought the perk back in his step as you three continued to walk. You scrolled through your contacts until you saw two new ones, they were named “Jack *The Smart One* with a sleeping emoji” and “Jack *The Dangerously and Heart Stopping Attractive One* with a heart eyes emoji, a tongue out emoji, and a water emoji”. You looked up at Gilinsky, trying to look as confused as possible, “so did you accidentally add Johnson’s number twice then? Because I don’t see a description after the names that fits you..” you joked with him and you couldn’t help but smile. Johnson started to crack up laughing as you smiled forward at how witty you were.
Gilinsky’s smile fell a little from his face and he raised a questioning eyebrow at you as he processed your joke, but Johnson was now bent over himself holding his stomach as he continued to laugh. You stopped walking and squatted down so that you were low enough to look up at Johnson in his current position and asked with a laugh “you gonna be okay?” He picked himself up, still laughing quite a bit and holding his stomach with one arm and wiped away some tears from his face. “Oh my god, yeah I’ll be fine. That was just really unexpected and hilarious!” Johnson said as he laughed a little more. “I don’t think I’ve cried from laughing in a really long time. Thank you (Y/N)!” Johnson said as he wiped away the final tear that had fallen and composed himself.
You texted both of them so they now had your number as you were all about to reach the main parking lot. There were many cars in the parking lot so as you all stopped in the front of the parking lot at their cars you let out a quiet sigh of relief at how it wouldn’t be obvious to them that you didn’t drive here. “You know since Gilinsky so rudley cut me helping you short by getting us kicked out, I think he owes it to both of us to get us some lunch.” Johnson said smiling towards us as he leaned against his car. You were about to protest when you thought about how you looked through your cabinets and fridge at home this morning and they were all bare. You also hadn’t eaten a proper meal in at least 4 days now and you were starting to get beyond really hungry. Gilinsky was sitting in the drivers side of his Jeep with his legs hanging out as he looked back and forth between the two of us. His eyes finally stopped moving as they landed on you a final time and he gave you a quick look up and down, he shrugged his shoulders as he gave you a small smile “sure, why not” he said as he pulled his legs into the vehicle and shut the door.
*(A/N) Thank you guys so much for reading, I know this part is pretty long and boring, but don’t worry it gets a lot better :)*
guys I’m watching the purge and rhys wakefield (insert tongue out emoji)
“Take your seats, please.” Jack yelled over the loud chatter in the hall. The class, including me, scurried in and quickly took their seats. About 20 minutes into the lesson, a small piece of folded notebook paper sat on the corner of my desk. I looked around and made eye contact with the school’s jock, Nash. His blue eyes glistened with humor as he smirked confidently. I unfolded the note to see his messy handwriting.
Your ass makes me hard. I scoffed at the blatant note and crumpled it up. I look at him with scrunched eyebrows and he shrugged while chuckling. I shoved it in my bag and rolled my eyes at him and continued with the lesson.
Once the lesson was nearly over, Jack passed out the weekly syllabus.
“So as you all know, I am the football coach and there is a game tonight. If you want to earn some extra credit, show up and support the schools team. Find me after the game so I can take names. Have a good rest of your day.” He smiled and dismissed the class. I purposely took longer than the rest of the class so I could talk with him. Once the last student left the room and shut the door, I made my way over to his desk.
“Ms. Y/L/N. Something I can help you with?” He smirked and kept up the teacher act.
“Oh, cut the crap. I didn’t know you were the football coach.” I smiled and sat in the chair in front of his desk. (they have uniforms, so if i had mentioned something else just forget that) My fingers played with the hem of my skirt, occasionally brushing against my smooth thighs.
“Well, maybe if you listened in class rather than writing in that notebook of yours, you would.” He smirked and leaned forward on his desk, resting his head on his hands. I rolled my eyes at that as he chuckled.
I pecked his cheek and headed to my next classes and continued my day.
Jack Gilinsky:Hi baby. You home?
Me: Yeah, making myself dinner before the game. You’re welcome to join me :)))
Jack Gilinsky: Thank you baby :D Jas is at her Mom’s for the night
Me: Sounds good, see you soon :)
I looked down at my school uniform and shrugged, he won’t care. I stirred the 3 cheese tortellini, and the sauce. I placed the salad on the table with various small bows full of salad toppings, like croutons, baby tomatoes, grilled chicken, ranch, and caesar. As I was setting the table, he let himself in.
“Hi baby!” He smiled as he pecked my lips, his hands on my hips as he pulled me closer to him. His lips were as soft as velvet, his tongue gently tracing my lips.
“I’m so tiredddd.” He groaned into my neck, his lips gently brushing it with each word.
“C’mon love, lets eat.” I smiled and walked him to the table, him sitting at the head of the table where my dad usually sits, and I sat right next to him on the right side.
I tossed the salad (like my name romaine) and added some lettuce to my plate, with croutons and ranch. The pasta was delicious, the sautéed onion and garlic sauce accentuating the flavor, with garlic bread. ChrIST.
“I didn’t know you could cook this well, baby.” He smiled and took a bite of salad, then wiped his mouth.
“If I knew you could cook this well, I would have you cooking all the time.” He smirked, I know he’s just playing.
“For your sake, I hope you’re joking.” I smile as he chuckled and nodded. Once we finished eating, he helped me put stuff away and clean up, before we went up to my room. My head lay on his chest, his fingers running through my hair, gently untangling. His heartbeat relaxed me, his arms holding me to his chest tightly.
“We gotta go soon.” He whispered in my hair, his breath on my skin causing goosebumps to rise.
“Do I have to go?” I whined into his chest, his cologne making gym mouth water.
“If you want extra credit,” He smiled, before lowering his lips to my ear.
“All though, there are other ways you can earn it.” His lips gently bit the shell of my ear, causing a light moan to escape.
“Anything you want, baby.” I whispered up at him.
“I want you to sit on my face.” He paused after saying you, before tracing his hand up and down my thigh, going under my skirt.
“What do you mean?” I questioned, confused at what he was intending.
“Put your legs here, Baby.” He pat the bed on both sides of his head, before sitting up.
“C’mon baby, it’ll feel good, I promise.” He smiled, his dazzling white smile and velvet lips caused me to cave in. He pulled my panties down my smooth legs and tossed them on the floor.
He laid completely flat on the head before pulling me over his face, my now-dripping center hovering only inches above him. His strong forearms wrapped around my thighs and pulled me onto his tongue. I tossed my hair off my shoulder and arched my back, his tongue moving in slow, sensual movements, before gently pushing in.
“Do you like that baby?” He groaned, his hands kneading my ass, gentle slaps here and there.
“Mhmm.” I moaned, his tongue flicking in rapid movements.
His hands guided my hips to rock against his face, his stubble against my thighs creating the strangest pleasure. Gentle licks, sucks, bites, and slurps caused my head to throb and legs to shake. My hips involuntarily bucked over and over, my orgasm coming a lot quicker than usual (pun intended).
“You always taste so damn good baby girl. I don’t get it.” He smiled and pecked my lips, the taste of myself on his lips causing my head to swirl.
“Can I do anything for you, peach?” I asked him, playing with his belt buckle. (he like to call me peaches when we get this nasty)
“There is nothing I want more babe. But the game starts soon, and I gotta be there for warm ups. I love you very much and I’ll see you tomorrow?” He asked and I nodded. He pecked my lips once more before adjusting his bulge. I walked him to his car and pecked him once more before he drove off.
I walked back inside, and headed up to my room. I turned on my tv and blu-ray so I could watch netflix. I checked my phone while netflix was loading the next episode of Pretty Little Liars.
Jack Gilinsky: Write me love notes with your nails on my back, and I’ll write them with my tongue between your thighs. Love you baby
and here it is le homies!! Sorry its semi-short, more soon i swear. love you guys xx