toms hoes

peter after cacw
  • aunt may: hey what languages are you taking next year? spanish? french? german?
  • peter: german??? the language of germany??? wow I would've never, I, Peter Parker, have never even thought of taking that language because I, honestly and truthfully, have never gone to Germany. i have never EVER fought anyone in germany if that's what youre trying to say, I've always been in my room, doing my homework and dumpster diving, I would NEVER E V E R even try to go to germany, it's a horrible place, not that I would know BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE
  • aunt may: what the fuck

Founded by Salazar Slytherin, the house is traditionally home to students who exhibit such traits as cunning, resourcefulness, and ambition. Its emblematic animal is a snake and its colours are green and silver.

Happy Birthday Drea!! Part 6

This gif just came into my dash AGAIN and my dirty mind couldn’t give me a break today…
Why does Yugyeom look like he’s ready to say: “Go, move it the way I love it”? And then that satisfied smile at the end XD
All this happening while Jinyoung has that straight face, ready to seduce us with his peach ahahah
This boys and “Bounce” just love to play with my heart *sigh*

PS: All this time I was Mark, looking at Junior. That’s why I never thought about Yugy before XD

The Coffee Shop Incident [Tom Holland smut]

Request: “ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) daddy kink tom holland” -  @shirokirito-sao

Words: 1.7+k

Rating: M

Trigger warings: Smut

Summary: Tom gets jealous and you take advantage of the poor boi’s kink.

A/N: This came from a chat we had on the sin chat with the x-fam so I hope you like this sin.

Tom have been acting up throughout the whole day.  Ever since you left starbucks this morning he hadn’t let go of you, with his possessive grip on your hand or an arm around your waist. He had been grumpy all day.

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“Oh, really?! Did you have to go killing them all?” Too little too late, she should’ve been quicker if she’d wanted in on this battle. Looks like the fun part was all over! “Man, so much for that bounty…”

@rhyc reported in!