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  • Belgium: Spain! Spain! I need you to come for a second!
  • Spain: what's wrong Belgium??
  • Belgium: So I was walking down Romano's room just seconds ago, and I heard a man's voice in his room! I think there might be an intruder in the house!!
  • Spain: what?? Romano's in danger! We gotta hurry and help him!
  • Belgium: ah, I can hear that weird voice again with... my brother?? What's he doing here??
  • Spain: *bursts open door while wielding an axe* Don't worry Romano! The Boss is here!!
  • Romano: What the- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT KNOCKING DOWN MY FUCKING DOOR???
  • Belgium and Spain: ... p-p-puberty???
  • Romano: STOP EMBARASSING ME, DAMMIT!!
  • Chuuya: Guys help has anyone seen my favorite hat? I lost it somehow and I can't find it :/
  • Dazai: Don't worry you left it at my place last night. Hold on, I'll go get it
  • Tachihara: WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT
  • Akutagawa: This is suspicious
  • Kouyou: Kinky suspicious
  • Edogawa: Are you canon yet?
  • Atsushi: Did you leave your virginity there too?
  • Kyouka: ^why don't you leave yours at my place?
  • Dex: Well, Nursey, you're making me very angry.
  • Dex: And when I get angry, I get horny.

She had stayed a virgin so she wouldn’t be called a tramp; had married so she wouldn’t be called an old maid; faked orgasms so she wouldn’t be called frigid; had children so she wouldn’t be called barren; had not been a feminist because she didn’t want to be called queer and a man hater; never nagged or raised her voice so she wouldn’t be called a bitch…..

She had done all that and yet, still, this stranger had dragged her into the gutter with the names that men call women when they are angry.

Evelyn wondered, why always sexual names? And why when men wanted to degrade other men, did they call them pussies? As if that was the worst thing in the world. What have we done to be thought of that way? To be called cunt?

—  Evelyn Couch, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe