My dear Hal,

you look absolutely delicious all wet and rumpled. Your hands are the most beautiful ones I ever saw. All slender, with delicate fingers and so long. And I’d love to lick that throat of yours. Touch that bulging vein with my tongue. You are sexy beyond description and make me think about debauchery things. My mind wanders to places that make me equally wet as you are. You are really filthy and dirty. And I don’t mean that in a good way. The mud is coming of in pieces from your skin. Please take a bath in something else than wine or ale. I’d help you with that. 

The Red Mug of Sex

No one should look this hot holding a mug.

I mean, seriously. That mischievous look? That slicked back jet black hair? The ‘I’m about to invade yo ovaries’ walk? That damn mug brings it all together. At this point idek what I’m trying to say anymore, all I know is that I AM MOIST AS A TURKEY 

OHH NO YOU DON’t, not witH THAT POWER-STANCING, MUG-WIELDING, OVARY-FRYING BULLSHIT – what even is that face???? Prince of Asgard, King of the Sinister Sexy, Ruler of Women who’ve a taste for delicious villainy OHH LORDY LORD take mE TO CHURCH

Imagine Tom Hiddleston is you doctor and you are in critical condition and he has an overwhelming desire to cure you. He checks up on you every 2 hours to see if you’re doing alright. And sometimes you pretend you’re asleep and he bends down a kisses you on the forehead and lips.